Why is no one talking about the friend? He's got a great sense of humour

"How can we make sure no one sends these back?" "... How about forcing them to rip the box to construct it?"

Danny: puts fun skates on Hard cut Danny: “What’s up Greg, I’m back from the hospital”

The bib item is one of those products that's designed for disabled people but marketed like it isn't, so your review here can be genuinely helpful for any disabled adults who might be interested in such a product. It seems clear from your test that absorbency is the way to go, not waterproofing.

Danny's wife coming home from her first day of leaving Danny at home to a broken automaton, a broken window, a broken tv, and Danny dancing like a maniac

The slip shoes look like the thing that slides over my calculator

I love how Danny genuinely spits the water out

"I didn't pee on the couch" -Danny Gonzalez 2018

So this is what adult married men do when no one is home

I had a heart attack when the camera man spoke the first time. Idk why I thought Danny was alone lol

Slob Stopper is literally just businessmen going, "let's re-brand the fucking bib." People are absurd.

Sliding on hardwood floors is definitely fun so I can see the appeal of the fun slides, except you can't really get a running start in them, because you would slip and fall. I remember back in school when the corridors were lined with this tile that was really easy to slide on and every time I would go to the bathroom in the middle of the class I would run and then slide through the corridor. Sometimes when my classroom was too close to the bathroom to get any sliding distance I would even walk to the end of the corridor so I could do that.

I flat out ugly laughed when he walked up to the car window the first time

Imagine: Laura comes home while Danny dances like a maniac

wife: is that a bib? Husband: noo, it’s a slob stoper!

“Moisten the needle tip and insert it into the bladder valve hole.” Oh no, he’s not gonna...is he? OH GOD HE DID 🤮

Prolly printed the instructions on the inside so you rip it apart and can't return the product lol

"Jokes on them, I AM an adult!" Sounds like 8 year old me signing up for literally anything.

Danny risked his life to make us this video 😌🙏🏻

Danny: That tasted like a bike tire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Me: So YoU tAsTeD a BiKe TiRe BeFoRe?

"Could you be the hot girl" - Danny "Yeah I mean look at me" - CEO of sexy

"i didn't pee on the couch" sounds a lot like something someone who peed on the couch would say

11:04 My favorite part. It's nice to have friends that commit to the bit.

Watching Danny’s videos and hearing “I’m 23” now as an almost 23 year old is haunting

I’m so happy that Drew helped you find work when he invented UKposts!

"It is absorbent AND waterproof..." *Stares at the packaging with a look of utter confusion*

“but then i actually genuinely slipped” -Danny

danny seems like the kind of guy who would rather say that he is cheating on his girl than to admit he was pretending to be a fly when his wife finds a bra that isn't hers

If someone that is apart of Greg gets pregnant are they classified as Gregnant?

I wore my Greg family crest shirt to work the other day. One of my residents asked who was on my shirt. I told her Danny, a comedian, and she just smiled and said thank you. 1/1 old women love Danny

11:13 I love how he was genuinely taken aback by that 🤣

"we're gonna do like a skate video go ahead* Danny: proceeds to fall and break his ass

this "premium plastic" be lookin like the backs of the school calculators

I don't know how many people will see this considering this video is two years old but products like the slob stopper are usually created with disabled people in mind, but most companies aren't interested in advertising to them/with them. For instance, someone with paralysis from the waist down isn't going to be able to properly lean over a table if eating/drinking something very hot and also won't be able to feel it, so a product like that would keep them from unknowingly burning themselves. Another one that gets made fun of a lot is the snuggie, because why wouldn't you just use a regular blanket/put on a sweater? But for someone by themselves in a wheelchair, blankets can get caught in the spokes and putting on sweaters can be really time consuming or difficult, especially if you're just chilling at home and feeling lazy. It's made to be thin enough in width that it doesn't interfere with the wheelchair, and the open part is in the back for easy use.

why did u pee on the couch

11:35 Did he say "my vag is clammy"??????

Danny has one of those “Paul Rudd” faces that make him look like he’s still 15 years old.

step 1: put your feet in step 2: Slide and Come

He did the giant bib dirty. It never claimed to be able to keep you dry if you dump an entire glass of water in your lap but ti did keep you dry during a spit take. I think it did it's job admirably.

tbh goes to show you how much Danny doesn’t age. I clicked the video and he started saying that he finally started being a youtuber full time and I was like “WHAT” and then i saw that this is 5 years old and it all made sense 😭

“Nowhere to run, nowhere to ride” was a great line in that carpet skate commercial, I admit.

“You’re dripping a little bit, I don’t know if that’s because I was hot or....” LMAO I almost missed him saying that but your friend is hilarious.

11:51 this makes you even more embarasing then just spilling coffee something on youre T-shirt. It seems youve peed youre pants

imagine youre usually slithering around in wearable carpet on hard floor and suddenly youre on carpet and youre like damn whats the best idea to get this thing going again? aah right, werable hard floor.

Someone should buy four of the carpet slider things and put it on their hands and feet then become an animal? Idk ??

“i didn’t pee on the couch” yeah ok sure danny

There’s a level of the backrooms where those carpet skates would come in handy.

14:46 you have that person’s DNA you can find out who it was

graveyard girl is shaking

Alternative title: “Danny breaks his furniture for views”

Danny's car seat became the avatar when he stood up after spilling the water at 12:14

The segment where Danny is dancing like a maniac never fails to make me cry laughing, and I can't really explain why, lmao-

....I think Danny peed on the couch. His defensiveness says it all.

literally the only reason they put the instructions on the inside is so you break the box and not be able to return it

I work in a group home for mentally and physically disabled adults and we use them exactly like this but we call them "clothing protectors"

Lmao the cameraman was having the time of his life watching him skate around

Danny: “Turns out there’s not much to do as a full-time UKpostsr.” Also Danny: “I am a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle”

I CHOKED ON MY WATER WHEN PEANUT STARTED BARKING AT THE SHOES

we had those air pogo jumpers in primary school and oh my god, they were terrifying. i was convinced i was going to crack my head open because it was actually impossible to balance

Random but I just wanna say thank you so much for having closed captions on basically every video you have, it‘ s so nice as someone who is hard of hearing to be able to enjoy your videos 😊💗

“yeah these sound pretty athletic”

Danny this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. My coworkers were looking at me cause I watched this at work on my lunch break. 10/10 would recommend this is the content I signed up for

i love how danny looked like a ice skater doing tricks while dancing like a maniac

2nd vid that I saw of Danny.Two years of being Greg sure has changed me.

who is here in 2020 in quarantine and rewatching all of danny’s vids

8:40 At this moment we see the wild Danny, preforming the mating dance used by the species. Quite the specimen.

17:33 Lyrics: "Hey Danny" "Hi"

I like how the carpet skaters had more instructions than the pogo bounce ball

I just imagine laura coming home and being like wtf

there's a skate park near me thats deadass called "fun slides skate park" and its basically a skate park with carpet and the skate shoe things. its like $10 to go for an hour EDIT (2 years later): it’s in pittsburgh guys lmao, idk if there’s any other locations but a lot of kids do birthday parties there.

I used to have those carpet slider things, never thought they were fun, but maybe that was because I never wore them with athletic shoes

8:43 the chaotic energy of this product was already hysterical but i really lost it over peanut

Danny: *completely grossed out by the black, human hair attached to the bag* Also Danny: *goes ahead and licks what was attached to the black hair*

Box: You can get up to 24 inches of air! Girl in video: 3 inches

his maniac dance went crazyyy🤯

6:43 At first, I thought the carpet had nails sticking out of it but then I noticed that it was just the design

I can’t believe that he didn’t buy the flash light for his “robbers”

10:33 I’m a busy guy with an on-the-go lifestyle Cut to the beginning of the video where he says UKpostsrs don’t do much

I had the air pogo when I was a kid I almost broke my ankle so I would say 2/10

Slob stopper Me:is that one of those x-ray protection covers😂

Unbox boy sounds a lot like box boy’s uncreative nemesis

*You:* a slob stopper *Me, an intellectual:* bro bib

I can't believe it's been almost 5 years since Drew went full time. ❤️

this is why laura doesn’t leave this man alone

Did anyone notice that the guy in the Slob Stopper commercial didn’t even try to make it look like he spilled on accident?

surely they put the instructions on the inside so you can't return them

This video made me feel old. I had one of those when i was a kid. Does anyone remember what it was????? We used to have jumping contests to see how could bounce the longest time. And it hits the ground the board HAS to go down. Love it!!

love the chaotic energy

*doesn’t know headphones are turned all the way up* WHATS UP GREG!!!!

the amount of sarcasm in this video is iconic

Congratulations Danny on 4 years of being a full time UKpostsr!

17:53 "descending into heaven" is Greg that high up in the chain of being that it DESCENDS into heaven? wow, I'm glad I'm a part of it!

12:12 "you're dripping a little bit, i dunno if that was because i was hot or.." Looool that was hilarious, i love your friend.

They have it on the inside so you tear the box open so u can't return it 4:02

Danny it’s been three years. you can come clean about peeing on the couch. this is a safe space

I had one as a kid. They were called the pogo ball. The board was a circle that went completely around so it didn’t bend and touch the ground. Brought back childhood memories!😅

Danny: I'm 23 years old! Also Danny: *whiny man voice* I ripped the instructiioonnnss!

What’s up Danny it’s me Greg

8:21 ouch made me laugh so damn hard

9:55 Forget messy spills and unplanned accidents - so you can focus on your planned accidents