“👈🏻Monkeys!” -also James may

“👋Hello?!” - Also James May

@@TH3L3G3ND “🐓c*ck!” - also James May

"Irrelevant twaddle"- also james may

"Oh Cock" - Also James May

And now has even found a companion for him.

@@michaelbreckshot6589. Yes her name is Olivia btw. So basically a Twin O’s

​@@michaelbreckshot6589whaaa? When did that happen?

@thecompanioncube4211 couple months ago, give or take

Yes, I did.

@@jeremyclarkson1 You utter plonker you orangutan

@@jeremyclarkson1 Hey look, it's the orangutan!

@@jeremyclarkson1 you had me there a second until I saw nascar on your page 😭

@@aidanmccann2290 🤣

I immediately knew what he meant

I can relate, sort of. In 1989 I bought a custom ordered Mercury Grand Marquis LS. A very lovely, large, near-luxury barge if ever there was one. Then for a mere $185 I upgraded from the 160hp 5.0 (really 4.9) litre V8 to the 351W (5.8 litre) V8 with 210 Hp. Then I added the Trailer Tow III Package for an amazing $550. The only things unmodified were the front brakes and the actual body panels and interior trim. The thing would accelerate like a Mustang, leave the Mustang behind in the corners, and sipped gas like a Honda Civic!

That’s every company ever though. Apple make the base iPhone 14. And then they make the plus and pro max versions for people who can afford them and they get more features But car companies have to have cheaper versions of their performance cars, otherwise they’d go out of business if they just sold expensive cars and nothing else

friendly reminder that ferrari makes a car which you can buy but you cannot have it if you ask ferrari nicely they MAY decide they will bring your car that you bought from them somewhere so you can drive it for a bit and then take it away again whoever buys anything from that company is beyond help

@@HECKproductions Surprised Ferrari is still around, who in right mind in Ferrari thinks that is a good idea? I'd rather buy a Lambo then a Ferrari tbh

The way he nonchalantly mentions the monkeys gets me

Monkeys.

"monkeys" hahahah lmao

perfect example of what made this show absolutely brilliant

I’ve always loved that moment. The whole sequence beforehand is hilarious too 😂

Oh man ge it out!

Except Antartica because that’s gone

i think that one got them in hot water aswell for the "can´t go there cause the american´s will shoot you" Because that seemed either unscripted or a change in the script that he either ignored or not got told about. Because that "noo" reaction seemed VERY genuine.

To be honest they didn't have the best driving roads

not the exhaust manifold

@@speedvaxer beat me too it

"Back to the studio!"

Oh no he's driven round it

@@cluckoftheduck that’s my line! May! You bas***d!

Hammond... Pause... You id1ot

Forever alone.

What? A 1 week love affair and then 20 years alone and locked in the garage? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

True. But it wouldn't be in defence of puff-adders, it'd be to protect the feelings of homosexual mathematicians.

It’s perhaps my favorite James and Jeremy segment of anything they have ever done. Absolutely useless and I love it

I can’t help but roar with laughter every time I see the end of this scene. The way Jermey had genuine terror written all over him, and James is just calmly focused on driving an absolute riddle of a car, gets me every time.

You’re right. And Jeremy would tell them right where to stick their opinions.

Why?

Because they’d say it’s insensitive and racist.

I'm pretty sure that BBC are woke nowadays, just like you people.

As they shouldn’t. 😑 Your point being???

If you really just called James a "hipster", then you have *NO* idea *AT ALL* what that word really means.

"So, I aks you, is I bling?" - Doctor James May

EASILY top 5! If the man didn’t have to change his underwear after, I will genuinely be shocked… the terror is clearly written all over him, and it isn’t acting, but it’s exactly how’d you’d expect someone to act to be as funny as possible!

I think I remember reading somewhere that Hammond actually kept Oliver and brought it back to the UK with him.

@@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing He did, (they even made jokes about it on Top Gear (and afterwards)). He kept it, brought it back home and he still owns it ^_^

And yet they did

@@MyreW36 Never did

what episode is this from ?

Leabe it

@@clydeoasis4049 I did a look around I think it's series 10 episode 12 not entirely sure though

so it would seem..

I call my Jaaaggg Mr. Rogers 😆

My ceratoGT is Sally

I called my WRX ‘the Blue Boar’.

@@618Fjk I feel like Mister Rogers is too wholesome for a proper Jaaag driver. I feel like Mr. Darcy would be more appropriate hahaha

You literally misunderstood him mate 😂