Trump & Syria: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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John Oliver discusses the alarming decision to pull U.S. troops away from the border between Turkey and Syria.
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@thomas127
@thomas127 4 роки тому
Lucky we Germans were there fighting in Normandy, otherwise we would have lost Trump as an ally as well...
@gocuk925
@gocuk925 4 роки тому
LMAO 😂😂
@Habitatti
@Habitatti 4 роки тому
Good one! :D
@Seth9809
@Seth9809 4 роки тому
Did this video explain that he was quoting a paper?
@gocuk925
@gocuk925 4 роки тому
@@Seth9809 You call Breitbart a paper?
@Seth9809
@Seth9809 4 роки тому
@@gocuk925 I don't recall it being Breitbart, it was more some guy who wrote a "report". Likely wrote for Breitbart as his job.
@DeviantLightDragon
@DeviantLightDragon 4 роки тому
People are dying and he’s playing it off like kids fighting on the playground. Trump has a disgusting lack of empathy for human life.
@platoscavealum902
@platoscavealum902 4 роки тому
Nicole Smith, I agree with you.
@platoscavealum902
@platoscavealum902 4 роки тому
The Psychopath Next-Door: 📺 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rpqZjpywn6yDl6s.html (5 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon) People want a psychopath on their side: 📺 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/mqmkioaagoeXxo0.html (4 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)
@hakarhatefi3270
@hakarhatefi3270 4 роки тому
As a kurd, I've strangely come to expect my people to be slaughtered once every 5 or 4 years. I feel like we don't really matter to anyone and it pains me to see what my brothers and sisters go through. However I feel like I've gone numb since the age of 6. I can't stand it.
@remyllebeau77
@remyllebeau77 4 роки тому
So do democrats when they whine about a travel ban but barely gave a peep when BO was giving away happy little presents from happy little drones. And I'm sure you would love to talk about the current American holocaust that democrats love to support.
@Alex91monhof
@Alex91monhof 4 роки тому
@@remyllebeau77 wtf?
@rotecly
@rotecly 2 роки тому
German show moderator on Trumps speach about the Kurds: "We didn't exactly help them in Normandy either"
@PanzerLord
@PanzerLord Рік тому
How about the American Revolution and the Boxer Rebellion?
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 Рік тому
The Germans really are fun.
@veggigoddess
@veggigoddess 2 дні тому
If I had that power, there would be no such thing as a trump cult member.
@robbyscharf6143
@robbyscharf6143 Рік тому
“Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own creating” is incredible foreshadowing
@jacekpaszkowski2000
@jacekpaszkowski2000 8 місяців тому
I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. Trump withdrew US Forces from Syria, but now currently as of August 2023 we currently have around 900 US Forces in Syria. How did that happen?
@bryangonzalez4138
@bryangonzalez4138 6 місяців тому
​@@jacekpaszkowski2000from that area 2019
@spongeintheshoe
@spongeintheshoe 4 місяці тому
@@jacekpaszkowski2000 He couldn’t even do that right.
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 3 місяці тому
Covid 19: *waves*
@jotabeas22
@jotabeas22 4 роки тому
I am surprised he calls them dogs and not woof-woofs.
@samualwatkins
@samualwatkins 4 роки тому
Sane people with a sense of humor and empathy call dogs woofs-woofs, trum can’t understand why he gets booed at the World Series.
@kamilwilga
@kamilwilga 4 роки тому
the whole world is already calling you this you dumb fuck for ruining all these countries
@kamilwilga
@kamilwilga 4 роки тому
plus you are dumb as fucks so
@ShadowLibrarian
@ShadowLibrarian 4 роки тому
I thought he would call dogs hairy alligators.
@wokenepali8376
@wokenepali8376 4 роки тому
The army calls them K9s. Trump calls them dog. That's what he said.
@malharsk98
@malharsk98 4 роки тому
"If you're a normal person, you would say knock knock, may I come in". Trump thinks there is basically no difference between US soldiers in Syria and Jehovah's Witnesses.
@ryanjapan3113
@ryanjapan3113 4 роки тому
Malhar Kulkarni 45th like
@devlinburgess2463
@devlinburgess2463 4 роки тому
"Do you have a minute to hear about our Lord and Savior, Gun?"
@zarakikon6352
@zarakikon6352 4 роки тому
Malhar Kulkarni, Good 1 😆👍.
@jackpadz6079
@jackpadz6079 4 роки тому
274th like here #JehovahEqualsToMurica
@randomcommenter494
@randomcommenter494 4 роки тому
Wait, he didn't knock before entering his beauty pageant's locker room, did he?
@Liptakular
@Liptakular 2 роки тому
Anybody else here today, wondering how Donald Trump could ever legitimately criticize the withdrawal from Afghanistan?
@manuelschneider1105
@manuelschneider1105 2 роки тому
selective memory
@jakesorrentino7230
@jakesorrentino7230 2 роки тому
Exactly the only thing is we care about our citizens only. Doesn’t matter how many of the allies are killed if they are not from America.
@daemenoth
@daemenoth Рік тому
it's funny you think he cares about legitimate in the slightest lol
@MrBrewman95
@MrBrewman95 Рік тому
Well basically having the withdrawal be Saigon Part II
@gaberobison680
@gaberobison680 Рік тому
Especially considering he’s the one who signed the agreement forcing the withdrawal
@pebofatso
@pebofatso 3 роки тому
"My chicken is damp, my biscuit is cold, my day is ruined" Made my day, thank you John Oliver
@johnsmovies287
@johnsmovies287 2 роки тому
Bojangles is worth having because of how good it is most of the time. But if it’s bad it’s BAD.
@stevefilms1997
@stevefilms1997 2 роки тому
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
@user-yl3yb4np9t
@user-yl3yb4np9t Рік тому
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@user-yl3yb4np9t
@user-yl3yb4np9t Рік тому
@@johnsmovies287 gbblonk use. 8
@user-yl3yb4np9t
@user-yl3yb4np9t Рік тому
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@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Why does he always describe things like a kid who didn't read the book?
@mdungethulile
@mdungethulile 4 роки тому
Courage Karnga .. Like a 4 year old 🙄🙄
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 4 роки тому
Courage Karnga Because he didn't read the book.................
@Esemae
@Esemae 4 роки тому
@@mdungethulile A drunk 4 year old
@PaperMario64
@PaperMario64 4 роки тому
Because he didn’t read the book.
@stigma115
@stigma115 4 роки тому
@M T please don't insult turnips
@khalidbrown743
@khalidbrown743 4 роки тому
Trump: "They didn't help in Normandy." Vets around his age: "He didn't help in Nam."
@nicholass9841
@nicholass9841 4 роки тому
Speaking of Vietnam... this is kind of a repeat of that campaign isn’t it? Withdrawal and leaving allies high and dry.
@khalidbrown743
@khalidbrown743 4 роки тому
@@nicholass9841 At least they Withdrew as many refugees as they could then
@enlightendbel
@enlightendbel 4 роки тому
And, Kurds actually did help in the world wars. Normandy would have been a special feat tbh, the logistics and them not being a nation with a central government/command that could be communicated with made that outright impossible.
@khalidbrown743
@khalidbrown743 4 роки тому
@@enlightendbel Also worth mentioning Turkey was a Central Power in WWI, so they didn't help in the first war, they were literally our enemies, if were going by historical allies, but I guess Donald Trump also think Nazi's are fine people so...
@commandofoxer4334
@commandofoxer4334 4 роки тому
@@nicholass9841 well the US didn't exactly just run away from Nam in less then a week
@Oscar-pr5su
@Oscar-pr5su 3 роки тому
"Worst mistake of his presidency" *laughes in 2020*
@mr.chlorine7101
@mr.chlorine7101 3 роки тому
WUYHAHAHAAHAHA
@chaotic.tired.goblin.
@chaotic.tired.goblin. 3 роки тому
*laughter turns to sobbing*
@Tohkar
@Tohkar 3 роки тому
Still one of the worst if not the worst....
@divekingfan7150
@divekingfan7150 3 роки тому
tohkar i agree, fucking up the pandemic was probably worse tho cause that led to over 100k american deaths
@muthut1000
@muthut1000 3 роки тому
When John said “imagine him dealing with a mistake not of his own making.” I was like “I really don’t need to imagine that hard”
@marcotaranto9569
@marcotaranto9569 Рік тому
I had a final project due in my “Minority Politics in The Middle East” Class to write about anything I wanted. I fucking love these videos and I immediately thought back to this one. I wrote a 15 page paper inspired from this video and I even cited it in it. I got a fucking 100% on the Final Grade. Thank you so much John, your writers, and researchers you guys are fucking awesome.
@jacrdn2186
@jacrdn2186 Рік тому
did the same shit with my CRISPR paper also got a 100. god bless last week tonight staff for doing genuine research we can reliably cite
@89nekkoinu
@89nekkoinu 4 роки тому
american allies dying in the Syria and trump saying its like a kids fighting. what an appalling human
@OldSkullInn
@OldSkullInn 4 роки тому
We really should stop labeling Heir Toupee things like "President" and "Human" at this point.
@GusOfTheDorks
@GusOfTheDorks 4 роки тому
I know right? He should totally apologize and immediately send as many of our troops as possible to die in another war that lasts two decades. I mean hey, maybe another 20 years of conflict will settle wars that are thousands of years old.
@ballsislife6018
@ballsislife6018 4 роки тому
Eko you war mongerer
@michaeldunson2531
@michaeldunson2531 4 роки тому
@@GusOfTheDorks You moron didn't you watch the video, it was the Kurds that was dying not American soldiers. And guess what just because we run from the fight that don't mean our enemies will.
@kelbybrewer2038
@kelbybrewer2038 4 роки тому
@@GusOfTheDorks 1. Islam hasn't even existed for a millennium and a half; Muhammad was born after 600 AD. It is currently 2,019 AD. 2. What makes you think that we want a full-scale war? We just want to keep helping the Kurds finish the job they already started; they've cut off ISIS's head, and now the body's squirming, soon to grow a new head if we do nothing to stop it. How long has this taken? Remember the maps the episode showed you? In just 4 years, ISIS went from being a wannabe state/potential regional power to barely even existing anymore, and it hardly "20 years of war". 3. Also, this person is just suggesting that Trump apologize for being a callous (heartless) motherfucker, not that he should contribute more troops. If you have to change what someone said before you respond to it, then what they said must have been harder to defeat than you would've liked. Simple logic. This is why "strawmanning" (taking things out of context to make them easier to attack, like dueling a man made of straw, because you're too afraid to duel a real man who may hurt them. Get it?) isn't logical; if I say "I don't like waffles, but that pancakes are just okay", but you come back with "But, they're fluffy and delicious, the way they're so flat and thick just...(other good things) (I'm describing a pancake, not a waffle, get it?), how could you possibly think they were disgusting?" Get it? Get it?
@under_score3829
@under_score3829 4 роки тому
"Mr. President, why did you pull out of Syria?" Trump: "I don't like sand. It's course and rough and irritating..........and it gets everywhere."
@tess1089
@tess1089 4 роки тому
to bad his daddy didn't pull out
@AinunNazieb
@AinunNazieb 4 роки тому
The Darth Idiots
@Myrcella_Rykker
@Myrcella_Rykker 4 роки тому
I'd rather Anakin or Vader be president at this point
@TheAlmightybane
@TheAlmightybane 4 роки тому
I see what you did there. And I approve.
@AnonymousRandomDude
@AnonymousRandomDude 4 роки тому
It's painful to realize that this does sounds like something Trump would say.
@peytonwarren1936
@peytonwarren1936 2 роки тому
I know it may not have been so funny then, but “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have the ISIS prisoners!” fucking destroyed me.
@mikotomisaka8714
@mikotomisaka8714 2 роки тому
Obama: "Last night we carried out an operation to kill Osama Bin Ladin." Trump: "So they started Blastin."
@mho...
@mho... Рік тому
can fully imagine Trump with pointed lips & big cheeks making helicopter sounds, exitingly telling the story 😚🤣
@littlejerryseinfeld4168
@littlejerryseinfeld4168 2 місяці тому
@@mho... he literally just did somenthing like this in the last 2 weeks, its getting more absurd by the minute.
@user-dp8gb9zu8v
@user-dp8gb9zu8v 2 місяці тому
And Biden showed his coordination with the military. when they carried out a precision drone strike on Osama bin Ladin's right hand man.
@thoiyche2127
@thoiyche2127 4 роки тому
This one of the few times John Oliver looks like he’s actually angry, not comedy angry, but actually angry
@MrGoudy
@MrGoudy 4 роки тому
He has to feign anger to hide the fact that who he should really be mad at is his boy Obama who let IsIs spread in the first place. Without his massive fuck up we wouldn’t even need to be in Syria
@ampersand08
@ampersand08 4 роки тому
@@MrGoudy Oh, honey.
@themexis
@themexis 4 роки тому
@@MrGoudy Pierre Delecto is that you?
@germanerd6148
@germanerd6148 4 роки тому
I think after someone gave the murderer a gun to shoot my friend I don't care so much anymore if the police should have done more to capture the murderer. I'll first be fucking pissed and want Trump to go to justice, oh I mean the one who have him a gun and then feigned innocence.
@GuardTower
@GuardTower 4 роки тому
@@MrGoudy who pulled out of syria again?
@nulnoh219
@nulnoh219 4 роки тому
In one move the stable genius, in his great and unmatched wisdom, diminished the US's reputation among allies, and empowered 4 hostile powers. Truly unmatched.
@baronvonlimbourgh1716
@baronvonlimbourgh1716 4 роки тому
He's been doing nothing but that since he is in office. No surprises really.
@sagrud
@sagrud 4 роки тому
After this i wonder who would still be willing to trust the US in any way? A betrayal of this scale to such close allies will not remain unnoticed by other who are considering to put their trust on the US or not.
@baronvonlimbourgh1716
@baronvonlimbourgh1716 4 роки тому
@@sagrud only idiots and the dictators he admires.
@pkbattosai
@pkbattosai 4 роки тому
Member when people where saying Obama was the anti christ lol. Donald trump: hold my beer
@cezarcatalin1406
@cezarcatalin1406 4 роки тому
Outstanding move
@rigjuice5022
@rigjuice5022 2 роки тому
Trump: "it's sand, it's death" Anakin: "Could this guy be one of my people?"
@oranjethefox8725
@oranjethefox8725 3 роки тому
"Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his own making" -John Oliver 2019 We call this foreshadowing
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 Рік тому
I want to like but you have 123 likes.
@oranjethefox8725
@oranjethefox8725 Рік тому
@@idontknoq4813 You are a valiant soul
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 Рік тому
@@oranjethefox8725 Goddamit someone did it. 124 likes.
@TinyHyena1967
@TinyHyena1967 Рік тому
@OranjeThe Fox ~ Watching this in February 2023 and thinking about Covid, so the last few sentences John Oliver spoke sent a cold shiver down my back. Foreshadowing with a huge, blinking, screaming, pulsating, red capital **F**.
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 4 роки тому
Listening to his briefing was like hearing an 8 year-old describe an action movie. "Yeah so they blasted their way into the house!"
@emvuosku4219
@emvuosku4219 4 роки тому
7:19 he degraded into a whiny 5 year-old
@praveenkumarax
@praveenkumarax 4 роки тому
Please don't insult 8 year olds
@mgrosse24
@mgrosse24 4 роки тому
I bet an 8 year old is more intelligent than him
@sepplee5812
@sepplee5812 4 роки тому
Remember he is a stable genius
@Iason29
@Iason29 4 роки тому
@@praveenkumarax Yea I've been hearing these comments for years since his election, about being compared to kids. Truth is, this person is so low, yea even comparing him to kids of ANY age is insult to children
@mn-hd6cw
@mn-hd6cw 4 роки тому
Guys, no one tell him what Germany did during Normandy...
@Alex-vq9vj
@Alex-vq9vj 4 роки тому
Apparently his main complaint was that the Kurds "weren't *there*" - since 3rd Reich Germany was very, very definitely there it shouldn't be a problem in Trump-world 😁
@strangelic4234
@strangelic4234 4 роки тому
Well, during his greatly parade, he told us that George Washington's troops seized the British airports. I'm sure he would be happy to hear about my Opa and his coworkers meeting the US troops on that day. They really hit it off, it was a blast. Grandpa said it was one big party. Everybody was there. Except the Kurds, of course.
@Alex-vq9vj
@Alex-vq9vj 4 роки тому
@@strangelic4234 your Opa was fighting there? Not your great grandpa? Because he must be at least 90 years old now...
@strangelic4234
@strangelic4234 4 роки тому
@@Alex-vq9vj I'm 50. He would be over 100 now.
@Alex-vq9vj
@Alex-vq9vj 4 роки тому
@@strangelic4234 Ah, that was another option I'd thought about. But felt weird to ask 😅
@zRhid
@zRhid 3 роки тому
"Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making." 138,000 (and rising) deaths later...
@davidvalencia4199
@davidvalencia4199 3 роки тому
166K (8/14/20)
@chrismueller5335
@chrismueller5335 3 роки тому
David Valencia Mein Gott... I mean what the actual fuck? It cant be that hard! We Germans managed to do it even with our past of taking away peoples freedoms. It really cant be that hard...
@chancerbox1935
@chancerbox1935 3 роки тому
182K now
@malikoniousjoe
@malikoniousjoe 3 роки тому
Chris Mueller Germany learned from the past, we hid ours. It’s not shocking that our general populace has gotten dumber in doing so...
@anarchystorm2823
@anarchystorm2823 3 роки тому
200K
@renchesandsords
@renchesandsords 3 роки тому
John Oliver: "imagine what would happen in a crisis not of his own making" 2020:"very poor choice of words"
@oneisarangj
@oneisarangj 4 роки тому
"One of the lowest moments of America's reputation in the Middle East in years" Wow. That's a really, really, REALLY low bar to reach.
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 роки тому
It is. Like, if Trump could ever be commended for anything, it would probably be raising that bar.
@Zeromaus
@Zeromaus 4 роки тому
In 50 years they're going to look back and applaud us for doing what we can to leave the middle east.
@joshlewis575
@joshlewis575 4 роки тому
Or a very low one to limbo under😉
@bthsr7113
@bthsr7113 4 роки тому
@@joshlewis575 more like dig under.
@lashlarue7924
@lashlarue7924 4 роки тому
Sure is. It's like the inmates are running the asylum. I wish I could say comforting words about South Korea. It's like Russia got hypervisor/root/admin privileges to the head of state, and now the USA is just segfaulting all over the place.
@emils4049
@emils4049 4 роки тому
As a german, I can safely say: we were in Normandy too, so we ok Trump? Wait a second...
@Maxi_94
@Maxi_94 4 роки тому
Just imagine people like him would have been in charge during the cold war. We would still be in it and the GDR would be the German powerhouse compared to what he would have done to West Germany...
@GuillermoSmyser
@GuillermoSmyser 4 роки тому
I get the feeling Trump is/would be very ok with the Germans that were in Normandy...
@mylesgray3470
@mylesgray3470 4 роки тому
Don’t tell him about that one.. I was in Germany when he was elected and people at the train station said: “you Americans have lost your minds!” All I could do was agree.
@nukacolared
@nukacolared 4 роки тому
@@Maxi_94 Im pretty sure we'd be dead. The cold war almost went hot dozens of times for such small things. Things that werent even acts of aggression but instead mistakes such as equipment thinking the moon was a missile. With Trump at the helm, you can certainly bet he would say: "Just let them fight it out" In his mind he would be like: "We got all these missiles but aren't using them, whats the point. Instead of disarmament, Trump would probably use them because he doesnt like to waste. Oh yea and he doesnt give two ships about the planet or the people living it, just himself. As long as he makes it to his presidential bunker he'll be fine.
@gustavgnoettgen
@gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому
As a 🇩🇪 : Yep isso. On the other hand we weren't in Vietnam sooooo... meh.
@Canada1994
@Canada1994 3 роки тому
2019:"Worst mistake of his presidency" January 6th 2021: "Hold my beer"
@Toywins
@Toywins Рік тому
💯
@bloodyneptune
@bloodyneptune 2 роки тому
"They didnt help in Normandy" WW2 started in 1939, and the rest of the world, including the Kurds, fought and died trying to stop the Nazi's while the US shrugged and said it wasn't their problem. The US only showed up in 1941, when they were absolutely forced to after Peal Harbour. The Kurds helped _fight the war,_ long before the US got involved.
@Weegee766
@Weegee766 4 роки тому
I miss having presidents with vocabularies like adults
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
And hearts.
@jlui21
@jlui21 4 роки тому
-- Nah...He's got the biggest of words -- just like the largest of inauguration crowds and his land slide victories. Too bad bone spurs got the best of him during the Vietnam War.
@avigutierrez8948
@avigutierrez8948 4 роки тому
Me too warren me too😔
@Trashpandapermaculture
@Trashpandapermaculture 4 роки тому
Whats worse is that ALL the politicians talk this way now...'Twitterspeak' is even seeping into the general population and general conversation D:
@psbox362
@psbox362 4 роки тому
@@Trashpandapermaculture Twitter is a cancer to society.
@pozzowon
@pozzowon 4 роки тому
"They didn't help in Normandy" Narrator: they did
@kashifs.6458
@kashifs.6458 4 роки тому
Why did I read this like arrested development
@TBJelly
@TBJelly 4 роки тому
@@kashifs.6458 Because that's literally what it's a reference to, you turd.
@meinname2467
@meinname2467 4 роки тому
Funny thing and a joke in nearly every german comedy show since that statement: we germans fought in normandy xD
@chefmasterful
@chefmasterful 4 роки тому
They were actually kurds fighting for the british in Italy... But not in Normandy
@blacksun3884
@blacksun3884 4 роки тому
They also helped British and Soviet troops keep Northern Iraq out of Nazi hands, fought in Albania, Italy, Greece, and Cyprus, and helped create and defend the Persian Corridor which was a vital supply line for the Soviet Army's push into Central Europe.
@DabbleDo
@DabbleDo 3 роки тому
"Just imagine what he will do in a crisis that's not of his own making" 😂😂😅😥😢😭😭😭😭
@reterbid6215
@reterbid6215 3 роки тому
This comment was funny until i had an aneurysm from the amount of emojis you unnecessarily put in here
@GhostOfAMachine
@GhostOfAMachine 2 роки тому
I can't believe I used to be a trump supporter. This show plus Second Thought and Gravel Institute, and combination with the situations during the pandemic cause me to rethink everything
@ElysiumCreator
@ElysiumCreator 2 роки тому
Yeah, the Gravel Institute is a pretty terrible group, watch Adam Something’s vid on them, I agree with the others tho
@jeffrowisdabest
@jeffrowisdabest Рік тому
Welcome back to reality
@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout
@OpinionsNoOneCaresAbout 4 роки тому
He didn't want to stay in Syria because he doesn't like sand? Did...did we elect Anakin Skywalker?
@turdburgler3628
@turdburgler3628 4 роки тому
So... that would make Putin palpatine... thts kinda scary
@Anonymuskid
@Anonymuskid 4 роки тому
well, he is at least as healthy for the USA as anakin was for the republic lol
@397llederson6
@397llederson6 4 роки тому
If we elected Anakin Skywalker at least he admit he is a bad leader,resign and give us Obi-wan as leader instead
@CooperAATE
@CooperAATE 4 роки тому
Emperor PalPutin
@nicholass9841
@nicholass9841 4 роки тому
Scott Jewett Big difference? Anakin Skywalker can be crowned as a war hero and a General of the GAR. Trump?... I will let you fill in the blanks.
@sofialb362
@sofialb362 4 роки тому
I'd love to think this level of incompetence in a president is hard to believe, but I'm from Brazil.
@GameLeaderR
@GameLeaderR 4 роки тому
Let's have a competition to see who has the most incompetent leader. No matter who wins, we all lose.
@byronofrothdale
@byronofrothdale 4 роки тому
Bolsonaro is a demagogue but I don't think he's stupid.
@igorrodrigues3319
@igorrodrigues3319 4 роки тому
@@byronofrothdale oh, believe me, he is very very dumb.
@bluewinterstorm
@bluewinterstorm 4 роки тому
😑🍺🍺😔
@visakhans
@visakhans 4 роки тому
Well there is Modi of India to add to that list
@persona2grata
@persona2grata 2 роки тому
Huh, I thought the slogan for Fox and Friends was "just give us a tap on the head when you're close, Mr. Trump."
@NerdFiction
@NerdFiction 3 роки тому
19:04 - the show should be renamed "Accurate summation of what will happen in the future if we do nothing (and of course we won't) Tonight"
@TheRockerX
@TheRockerX 4 роки тому
"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." - Trump 2020
@sleepingkirby
@sleepingkirby 4 роки тому
Is... isn't that the line that from Star Wars: Attack of the Clones?
@jasperknaepen1044
@jasperknaepen1044 4 роки тому
sleepingkirby yes 😂
@ItsDangerousGoAlone
@ItsDangerousGoAlone 4 роки тому
Lol, my thoughts too
@sweetpeabee4983
@sweetpeabee4983 4 роки тому
Did you ever hear the story of Darth Trumpis the Wise? It's not a story the liberal fake news media would tell you.
@rdsasuke1
@rdsasuke1 4 роки тому
@@sweetpeabee4983 Good russian bot, you've done your job.
@sg2786
@sg2786 4 роки тому
The art of the deal: T: "Give me Greenland" Kurds: "????" T:"Your problem. We're leaving"
@7PlayingWithFire7
@7PlayingWithFire7 4 роки тому
He hasnt even seen a single word of the book, and it was all written by another guy who never even got to have a consulting meeting with trump. its literally fiction.
@thechosenone1533
@thechosenone1533 3 роки тому
"Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his own making." "He could still do a lot of damage in the year left of his presidency." We just hit 3000 deaths per day, more than in 9/11. Total almost 300,000 dead.
@Enyavar1
@Enyavar1 3 роки тому
... and rewatching this after "the riots", the 2nd impish trial and facing MAGA terrorist cells returning to the underground. Granted, it was his making, still awful.
@thechosenone1533
@thechosenone1533 3 роки тому
@@Enyavar1 Also the death toll has reached 490k and will probably reach 500k this week. 200k deaths in just months.
@iloveplasticbottles
@iloveplasticbottles 3 роки тому
"worst mistake of his presidency" His entire presidency is a mistake
@mochalo4912
@mochalo4912 3 роки тому
nope ; its funny how left propaganda literally made calling back troops from war a bad thing xD trump didnt continue support the kurds and he was right about it those guys want to divide syria and turkey and make a country there : as if the region is not messy enough , supporting them is actually a mistake that shows that usa does not want good for the countries there ; by supporting kurd rebels they are supporting separtists
@uncannyvalley2113
@uncannyvalley2113 2 роки тому
@@mochalo4912 you really didn't pay any attention did you
@mochalo4912
@mochalo4912 2 роки тому
@@uncannyvalley2113plz ,explain to me ur point of view Mr" i pay attention "
@uncannyvalley2113
@uncannyvalley2113 2 роки тому
@@mochalo4912 7:49
@anonymousprick6039
@anonymousprick6039 2 роки тому
Nezuko-chaaaaaan
@martynasgelezevicius3668
@martynasgelezevicius3668 4 роки тому
Just FYI, the Syrian curds did fight in the second world war as part of the Assyrian Parashute Company, which fought in Armenia and Greece throughout the war on the side of the Allies.
@jathryn77
@jathryn77 4 роки тому
@grodhagen obviously the guy in his comment who appears to have deleted whatever he said.
@hanswurst-re7df
@hanswurst-re7df 4 роки тому
The Red Army had a Kurdish general
@senojansen753
@senojansen753 4 роки тому
@J A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@zhiarsarkawt5649
@zhiarsarkawt5649 4 роки тому
@@hanswurst-re7df 10.000 of Kurdish officers within Red Army ranks.
@aryaxz2255
@aryaxz2255 4 роки тому
@J A armenian genocide happened after world war 1 not world war 2 it also wasn't turks it was the ottoman empire
@kyland
@kyland 4 роки тому
"Elephants, but smaller and different." - one of the most underrated lines ever
@kimcaprese1044
@kimcaprese1044 4 роки тому
I've already lost it at "furry lizard"
@shekhar7singh
@shekhar7singh 4 роки тому
Barking cat = dog
@churdle92
@churdle92 3 роки тому
“Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making” That didn’t take long.
@isaacbrown4506
@isaacbrown4506 4 місяці тому
Don't mind me, just making sure i play my part in remembering why this guy shouldn't have been in office once, let alone twice
@Sammy9262
@Sammy9262 4 роки тому
"He's a good friend of mine..." Well, friends don't let friends commit genocide.
@patzerrundengm
@patzerrundengm 4 роки тому
We are talking about Trump. Maybe that is common sense for him?
@danthedeer8
@danthedeer8 4 роки тому
When person benefits Trump: "Good friend of mine" When person betrays Trump: "I never met him before."
@Sammy9262
@Sammy9262 4 роки тому
@@danthedeer8 sometimes even within the same sentence.
@peoplesrepublicofliberland5606
@peoplesrepublicofliberland5606 4 роки тому
Every 100 years Turkey has to commit a genocide
@Levitiy
@Levitiy 4 роки тому
They don't let them do hard drugs either.
@KikiLivesInMe
@KikiLivesInMe 4 роки тому
“Donald Trump. The first President elected without any prior experience as a human being.” - John Oliver 2019 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@isabelled.4799
@isabelled.4799 4 роки тому
I'm beginning to wonder if he was just born looking like a butternut squash
@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674
@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 4 роки тому
Orange man bad! I’m so mad he destroyed isis 🤬
@ryanscottnix
@ryanscottnix 4 роки тому
The left really excels at dehumanizing people.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan 4 роки тому
@@thereturnofmasterjoekerr3674 You don't "destroy" a radical terrorist group by eliminating the leader. What's more, his decision not only allowed a hundred ISIS members to escape, the way the US betrayed our Kurdish former allies will possibly convince some of them to support ISIS _against_ us. Quit making fucking excuses.
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 роки тому
Even though it was the right that said, lock her up, crooked Hillary, and more? What a hypocrite.
@excaliburzx1134
@excaliburzx1134 3 роки тому
Trump: “I don’t like Syria, there’s Sand and death” Anakin: “I don’t like sand, it’s course and rough and it gets everywhere”
@andrewwagner4184
@andrewwagner4184 3 роки тому
he also doesn't like death, as evidenced by his reaction to the death of his mom!
@excaliburzx1134
@excaliburzx1134 3 роки тому
@@andrewwagner4184 OOO Lmao
@excaliburzx1134
@excaliburzx1134 3 роки тому
@@andrewwagner4184 He doesn’t just want to kill the men, but the women and the children too
@ruby5787
@ruby5787 2 роки тому
"Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making." We dont have to imagine anymore :(
@tonyzed9123
@tonyzed9123 4 роки тому
Underrated quote: "He owns a GOLF COURSE in FLORIDA, where the average age is 'opposed the civil rights act-'"
@mangos2888
@mangos2888 4 роки тому
That one is my favorite. A burn in a burn 😁😁😁
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому
Florida deserves to be insulted! It's a giant mental hospital where the patients are all off their meds, and not a doctor in sight.
@kickchef3319
@kickchef3319 4 роки тому
"Civil Rights" was kind of word play like The "Patriot" Act. It sounds nice, but it destroyed Freedom of Association.
@jawaheralkaabi7679
@jawaheralkaabi7679 4 роки тому
Not an American here, i didn't get the joke.
@DasWarVorbestimmt
@DasWarVorbestimmt 4 роки тому
opposed
@tombstone3echo
@tombstone3echo 4 роки тому
puuh if germany gets invaded i hope he wont renember that we, too, did not help them in normandy 😂
@jasuke13
@jasuke13 4 роки тому
UnknownKeepo But at least we were there, so... that might count! 😉
@fblio7146
@fblio7146 4 роки тому
Also, we had a very tough guy as a leader. Trump will be amazed. That will probably be in our favour.
@janilaine2692
@janilaine2692 4 роки тому
I think he might remember that leader as found like mr. Burns in Simpsons...
@Omega0850
@Omega0850 4 роки тому
Hey, from all nations on earth, our contribution to the battle probably was the largest!
@paulb.8129
@paulb.8129 4 роки тому
Its enough that he knows that we were there...
@adwaitnaravane5285
@adwaitnaravane5285 3 роки тому
'I don't like sand. It's course, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere!' - Darth Vader.
@agdamagagdamag9490
@agdamagagdamag9490 3 роки тому
This episode is what made me fall in love with this series. I used to be a trump supporter but this episode left me so shocked disgusted and sad that I immediately started questioning everything I thought of him. Thanks for spreading real news
@veil6655
@veil6655 2 роки тому
Welcome to the show
@mahirooyama9424
@mahirooyama9424 4 роки тому
When they built a whole room for a 5 second joke.
@jamesgomez9151
@jamesgomez9151 4 роки тому
It was worth it tho
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 4 роки тому
Dat budget tho.
@santiagocastelan7669
@santiagocastelan7669 4 роки тому
He created a religion for the show before
@PinguinodelRio
@PinguinodelRio 4 роки тому
I seriously need to know what the budget for this show is. All the celebrity cameos, the huge sets, the random stuff they get online, like that one time they bought FIVE presidential wax figures.
@ajdinspahic9828
@ajdinspahic9828 4 роки тому
SNL does that every week and most of it ends up being a trash sketch anyway, at least Oliver makes the joke worthwhile
@TheMaimoon75
@TheMaimoon75 4 роки тому
“This is one of the lowest moments of America’s reputation in the Middle East for years”... yeah- Mr. Oliver not only in the Middle East....
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 4 роки тому
que clip of the entire UN laughing at him on stage.
@goodtaste4
@goodtaste4 4 роки тому
Google Urainum Babys and you will she Americas lowest moment...
@Dominian1
@Dominian1 4 роки тому
I'm German and I was actually one of the very few who was willing to give the guy a chance in 2016 and judge him by his actions as a potentially strong man in a world that somehow cheers on strong women and hates strong men. So I was alright with him being elected, but sadly even his supporters can't explain what the hell he is doing right now. Some people say that he's serving Russia, others say he doesn't even begin to understand ANY of this stuff. Personally I am just confused. He used to be just ineffectual, but now he's downright destructive. If this guy wins in 2020 again I can see people storming the White House. Those american liberals are quite radicalized nowadays.
@edamix3184
@edamix3184 4 роки тому
@@Dominian1 He was already one of the shittiest human being in 2016. You have to be crazy (or naive, or dumb or as shitty as him) to even consider give this living turd a chance.
@Richard_Nickerson
@Richard_Nickerson 4 роки тому
@@phantomspaceman Queue*
@crit7514
@crit7514 3 роки тому
Well this aged well, "Imagine what he might do, with a crisis not of his own making", yeah only 254k deaths as of today
@taylertroutt1327
@taylertroutt1327 2 роки тому
Between John and Trevor and Klepper I can rewatch the horrible 4 years of American history and laugh before I cry.
@Bobahat
@Bobahat 4 роки тому
I remember watching Game of Thrones for the first time and thinking that Joffrey was an over-the-top and unrealistic villain... Oh, past me... you sweet summer child...
@7PlayingWithFire7
@7PlayingWithFire7 4 роки тому
Joffrey was literally a goddamn angel in comparison. I don't care if your orders are murdering people or if you are physically murdering people: You're a fucking murderer regardless.
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 4 роки тому
Well, absurd and extreme things are not exclusive to fiction. For a light-hearted example, there was MadJack, a commando leader who fought with a longbow and a sword while playing bagpipes. Look it up, it's a really fun story.
@jabcrossman5774
@jabcrossman5774 4 роки тому
@@cadethumann8605 funny or fucking badass? Dude did that shit during d day and lived if I'm not mistaken.
@MoniqueBMOart
@MoniqueBMOart 4 роки тому
lol 🤣
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 4 роки тому
@@jabcrossman5774 Wait, he fought on d day? either I forgot about it or did not see it in my research but if he did fight in that dreadful battle, that makes his story even more awesome. Seriously, why hasn't he got a movie or series that depicts his action hero-esque adventures?
@DaijDjan
@DaijDjan 4 роки тому
That letter written to Erdogan still gets me.. Looks like it was written by a grade schooler..
@jasconius_maximus
@jasconius_maximus 4 роки тому
No surprise it got tossed. It looks like an off-season April Fool’s joke.
@gorillaguerillaDK
@gorillaguerillaDK 4 роки тому
DaijDjan Erdogan should have returned the letter with a big fat F on it.....
@IRosamelia
@IRosamelia 4 роки тому
When I paused the video to read it I was so surprised... a president addressing a letter to another leader in such a disrespectful manner, specially a serious muslim like Erdogan... it's such a faux pas 🤔
@jayamiheiyang1602
@jayamiheiyang1602 4 роки тому
It basically was.
@olcaycatv
@olcaycatv 4 роки тому
@@IRosamelia I'm writing from Turkey and Erdogan said Turkey does not represent more than 70%!
@harryjamesmiller
@harryjamesmiller 3 роки тому
"imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making" dang john, nice foreshadowing
@Pretermit_Sound
@Pretermit_Sound Рік тому
I would have immediately asked Trump to name who DID help us in WW2, and specifically during the Invasion of Normandy. I bet he would struggle to name more than one of our allies. Even that’s being generous. So for all he knows, the Kurds very well could have helped us during D-Day, and he would never even know it. 🤦🏼‍♂️✌🏻🇺🇸
@Raaami001
@Raaami001 4 роки тому
This stupidity feels really deliberate. And that terrifies me.
@egregius9314
@egregius9314 4 роки тому
You think Trump is pulling a Boris Johnson? Because that shit isn't even working for Johnson any more.
@frostfang1
@frostfang1 4 роки тому
He did what Putin told him to do. He already knows where he is going to flee to when the US goes tits up. Big Daddy Putin.
@samkuperman9035
@samkuperman9035 4 роки тому
Egregius Considering their histories, I err on the side of trump just legitimately being that stupid. Remember Boris went to Eton and Oxford on academic scholarships
@panaproanio
@panaproanio 4 роки тому
@@frostfang1 Yeah that seems about right.
@ashquatch_
@ashquatch_ 4 роки тому
"One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn’t understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was renowned for being amazingly clever and quite clearly was so-but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence, the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous. Douglas Adams, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
@dma69nyc
@dma69nyc 4 роки тому
"A canine it's called. I call it a dog." 😣
@cannistershot2277
@cannistershot2277 4 роки тому
K9...
@JessicaPradoHanson
@JessicaPradoHanson 4 роки тому
His Professor how to right when he said that Trump was the most astoundingly stupid person he had ever met because he's so stupid that it's actually kind of surprising he got anywhere in life. If he had been born black and poor and acted the same way I don't think he would have survived past teenagehood.
@RaulDukeKnife
@RaulDukeKnife 4 роки тому
In all seriousness, there are a few sad stories about the dogs and animals that became friends of our troops out there. Some of our troops had every intention of getting them home to US, or adopting them, many of these dogs brought bottles and cans and other things they thought we wanted as gifts to them every morning to become friends. The troops had to leave so fast they never got to say good boy again; and those animals wondered where those humans went, and why they didn't take them too. It wasn't just the Kurds that we left, it wasn't just humans.
@diegosanchez894
@diegosanchez894 4 роки тому
Honestly, Trump could be a better comedian than president, businessman, or father.
@ALCRAN2010
@ALCRAN2010 4 роки тому
@@cannistershot2277 he thought K-9 was a top secret weapon.
@jakesmith9089
@jakesmith9089 3 роки тому
8 months after this aired, an actual crisis has happened and currently happening and Oliver's words ring true still
@EdibleClown
@EdibleClown 3 роки тому
Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his own making... 2020: yeah about that
@Laurence2000
@Laurence2000 4 роки тому
“He owns a golf club in Florida . . . where the average age is _Opposed to the Civil Rights Act.”_ I’m dying
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 4 роки тому
How do you know that “Fake News !”
@Yanaschaf
@Yanaschaf 4 роки тому
You're dying? So, you do live in Florida then?
@platoscavealum902
@platoscavealum902 4 роки тому
🎯 Steve Sanzari you seem naive... President TRUMP prefers it that way: 📺 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/rpqZjpywn6yDl6s.html (5 minute video w/ Dr. James Fallon)
@julymagnus493
@julymagnus493 4 роки тому
So are the Kurds lol
@mikel4526
@mikel4526 4 роки тому
In Russia, club owns you.
@mikeylikesit6588
@mikeylikesit6588 4 роки тому
They busted into that building like trump in a miss teen USA dressing room.
@ZapDash
@ZapDash 4 роки тому
When you're that well-armed the terrorists let you do it!
@frostyfilmwatcher2148
@frostyfilmwatcher2148 4 роки тому
Shit...you went for the throat there.
@ladonnabrock8613
@ladonnabrock8613 4 роки тому
Mikey Likesit Haha!! Good one!
@solidaritytime3650
@solidaritytime3650 4 роки тому
*Everyone Likesit*
@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760
@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760 4 роки тому
To understand why all democrats are kid fuckers, one must understand history. LOOK UP: *The sexual revolution and children: How the left took things too far*
@connorduffy4201
@connorduffy4201 3 роки тому
19:04 top ten times John Oliver predicted the future
@rainbowwriter672
@rainbowwriter672 3 роки тому
Sinead Duffy Beyond chilling
@lugiagaurdien773
@lugiagaurdien773 3 роки тому
"imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making" judging by the fact that The US has the highest amount of covid cases, this video predicted 2020.
@akumamakima2280
@akumamakima2280 4 роки тому
"...in Florida, where the average age is 'oppose the Civil Rights Act'"
@Bellpower20
@Bellpower20 4 роки тому
Zoe Masaic That was a great joke. Too bad it got drowned out by the audience.
@joshlewis575
@joshlewis575 4 роки тому
Thought that's what I heard, the audience definitely drowned it out
@wearearsenal4989
@wearearsenal4989 4 роки тому
This is the most underrated line tonight
@baliskhan7600
@baliskhan7600 4 роки тому
Which means nobody can fight there. READY FOR VIKING INVASION.
@TheTonyEntertainment
@TheTonyEntertainment 4 роки тому
@@wearearsenal4989 what does it mean?
@c182SkylaneRG
@c182SkylaneRG 4 роки тому
A fool thinks himself a wise man. A wise man knows that he is a fool.
@blorblin
@blorblin 4 роки тому
Dunning-Kruger
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 4 роки тому
The more you know, the more you realise that you don't know. I believe this is why Trump believes he is a genius; he doesn't know much of anything, and as a result, has no idea of how much he doesn't know.
@rsaldivar5628
@rsaldivar5628 4 роки тому
True just like "It's better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt" he is waaaaaaaaaaaaasssssaaaaaaay past that! Hahaha
@ramonmesta4414
@ramonmesta4414 4 роки тому
that makes all 4year old's and up ,wise
@javirios3107
@javirios3107 4 роки тому
@@rsaldivar5628 No cause you're still a baby boy who cares what ppl think but that's ok. You're ok. Just letting you know you're wrong
@OrcusMaximus
@OrcusMaximus 3 роки тому
"Imagine what he would do in a crisis not of his making" How prescient.
@Dermatillomaniac
@Dermatillomaniac 2 роки тому
That last minute hits different after March 2020...
@TheWross1
@TheWross1 4 роки тому
“So anyway, they started blasting”
@tff1293
@tff1293 4 роки тому
Thought the same thing. Reynolds 2020 Make America Sunny Again
@MaStErHoLlAnDeR
@MaStErHoLlAnDeR 4 роки тому
They couldn't see so good so they got away
@adarshapandey3520
@adarshapandey3520 4 роки тому
They had a beautiful big hole and they ran in
@Aarzu
@Aarzu 4 роки тому
"...a potential war crime." No, John. No it is not a "potential war crime" That IS a war crime!
@Amquacktador
@Amquacktador 4 роки тому
Probably because legal issues on saying that.
@SanamJanamian
@SanamJanamian 4 роки тому
It was the saddest thing to watch :'(
@Charsy8
@Charsy8 4 роки тому
@James S A real shit... SHOW. Indeed.
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 4 роки тому
Those kind of actions are done by all factions down there, including the Kurds. I think there is a video out there of Kurdish militias torturing a 13 something year old boy, claimed to be ISIS which might be accurate, before they executed. Point is, there are no "good guys" in that area. Kurds only helped retaking land they viewed as their own and oil fields they wanted for profit. All Kurdish actions have been in self interest. The very same reason they started to attack none Kurdish Iraqi troops after ISIS was defeated as a main territory holder. Which isnt that reported because the Kurds have managed to make themselves look like good guys in Western media. Not saying they are worse or identical to ISIS. I am just saying that the picture down there is NOT that black and white and the Kurds could just as well been the uprise in Iraq, as opposed to the Sunni uprise that took the form of ISIS (No one questioned why ISIS, consisting mostly of Sunnis and some ex Baath party folks (Saddams party, therefor some could technically be Shia) only managed to mostly hold Sunni areas in Iraq?).
@blueblade6174
@blueblade6174 4 роки тому
@Ryo East you need to specify what kind of people exactly are being killed. I don't know what kind soldiers you've learned about, but the standard is not genocidal maniacs.
@alixnight5318
@alixnight5318 3 роки тому
When 9 months ago feels like 2 years ago
@rachelbainbridge-sedivy6340
@rachelbainbridge-sedivy6340 3 роки тому
"Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making." That sentence hits a bit different now that we don't have to imagine anymore, doesn't it?
@5pctLowBattery
@5pctLowBattery 4 роки тому
“Stop congratulating Obama for killing Bin Laden. The Navy Seals killed Bin Laden.” -Donald trump Oct 22, 2012 There really is an old tweet for every single occasion! 😂
@nesirsitsir
@nesirsitsir 4 роки тому
Very true Obama had next to nothing to do with killing Bin Laden
@bigrob966
@bigrob966 4 роки тому
@@nesirsitsir man. I can hear the wish from that comment flying over your head
@richardmorrison7946
@richardmorrison7946 4 роки тому
@Nancy Pelosi That was awesome!!! 🤣
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500
@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 4 роки тому
AYeah! It’s not like he gathered intelligence, organized the raid, picked out the soldiers conducting the raid, gave the go-ahead order, and dealt with the PR of it. Oh, wait. That’s right. He did. Do your research, moron.
@jodinsan
@jodinsan 4 роки тому
What is especially hilarious about that Tweet is that Trump is trying to take all the credit for getting the leader of ISIS. He has been emphatic about it. Absolutely zero self awareness.
@MC-ib4sd
@MC-ib4sd 4 роки тому
I’m glad Trump doesn’t know we Germans weren’t „helping“ in Normandy..
@ashleyburbank3129
@ashleyburbank3129 4 роки тому
M. C. hahaha don't worry he'll give you credit for it anyway, if it's wrong, it turns into a trump fact! he'll turn someone else into the bad guy... lol
@rickblackford8494
@rickblackford8494 4 роки тому
he doesn't know and he doesn't learn so... youre pretty safe unless it pops up on Fox.
@Alex-vq9vj
@Alex-vq9vj 4 роки тому
Apparently his main gripe was "Kurds not being there"... Germany quite clearly was though. In fact, without them being there Normandy wouldn't even have happened 😉
@bryandelahoz6063
@bryandelahoz6063 4 роки тому
German quotes. Nice touch.
@mauryhatcher
@mauryhatcher 4 роки тому
Well, you did help lots of Americans get Purple Heart medals that day, so, uhh... thanks? Let's not do it again though, mmkay?
@moustafamohsen
@moustafamohsen 3 роки тому
19:06 "Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making" not too great John, just as you predicted
@hawkeyepierce3771
@hawkeyepierce3771 2 роки тому
Who else came here after the Afghanistan-piece?
@LetTheWritersWrite
@LetTheWritersWrite 2 роки тому
yup
@hauthesun
@hauthesun 4 роки тому
the term "Worst thing of his presidency" got outdated real fast
@gg454lune
@gg454lune 4 роки тому
It's become a habit. This term gets often outdated from day one.
@Tenchigumi
@Tenchigumi 4 роки тому
It's the Trump Maxim: "Anything objectively terrible and/or stupid Trump does will be outdone by Trump within moments. No exceptions."
@avedic
@avedic 4 роки тому
You wrote your comment 4 months ago. By my math that was in late January....when pretty much 99% of people were utterly unaware of Covid. So you wrote that....BEFORE all of _this._ And that's interesting. Because it only reinforces your point. It really makes me wonder...what the FUCK will it be like 365 days from now? Shit is accelerating. Maybe the whole notion of exponential change and novelty proposed by the likes of Kurzweil or McKenna....is VERY true. And it's happening...now. And it will not stop...or slow down. It will continue...but at a larger and faster scale. So....buckle up? o_o
@malenlhewig
@malenlhewig 3 роки тому
Yes, now he shooting people 2 go 2 church
@maddie9655
@maddie9655 3 роки тому
NaCl3 he is like a Neanderthal, he can only do basic tasks like picking up and holding items.
@xxbigbangxx1
@xxbigbangxx1 4 роки тому
I'm not American, but I always think "There's no way Trump will do something more stupid than *[Insert random stupid thing Trump has done]* " and every time my jaw drops in disbelief
@andrewjoseph100
@andrewjoseph100 4 роки тому
Lol ikr. Its like an episode of 24
@QuesoGr7
@QuesoGr7 4 роки тому
@Jan Sitkowski "Trump did the smart thing" This whole video shows that he didn't.
@Lewa500
@Lewa500 4 роки тому
@Jan Sitkowski If you believe Turkey and Russia will have a conflict, I have a bridge to sell you. They are strategic partners. Turkey buys weapons from Russia. You're about as smart and well informed as the President.
@baronghastly6371
@baronghastly6371 4 роки тому
This was incredibly stupid. Ignoring the incredible moral dilemma of abandoning our allies to die, strategically we just lost a massive amount of influence and ability to project force in the Middle East.
@prakashyadav9422
@prakashyadav9422 4 роки тому
@Jan Sitkowski exactly. It's not like Turkey just bought a S-400 weapon system from Russia. Oh,wait...
@josephlafrance6220
@josephlafrance6220 2 роки тому
As an Desert Storm/OIF Veteran I have to agree I don't blame them for being pissed off at us but don't blame us ground pounders blame our Idiot Government for this mess. Tired of fighting others peoples battles they need to clean up their own mess.
@Hayanomie
@Hayanomie 2 роки тому
Just wish y'all took care of Assad 🥺
@mrkshply
@mrkshply 2 роки тому
Watching this during covid, it feels prescient
@LoganBeck11
@LoganBeck11 4 роки тому
"...in Florida, where the average age is 'oppose the civil rights act' "
@dimitrivasilev2905
@dimitrivasilev2905 4 роки тому
I can't even laugh about this stuff anymore because its overwhelming to the point of tragic.
@michaelcoffey1991
@michaelcoffey1991 4 роки тому
Never been funny, nor was it funny to see the Republiklans (80% or so) loose their spine, morals and say nothing in this 4 years of lies and hundreds of norms and laws broken when they had 2 and 3 years of looking into investigations of emails and finding nothing (no jail time for no one)
@lizabethhampton4537
@lizabethhampton4537 3 роки тому
Donald Trump: "I hate sand. It's coarse and rough and gets everywhere."
@maghenshaw8717
@maghenshaw8717 Рік тому
All I think of Drump sitting inside that 18-wheeler, honking the horn n acting like a 5Yr old.
@KingDamonThePagan
@KingDamonThePagan 4 роки тому
Let the two kids fight? He’s talking like they just punched each other. Not caring that people died.
@Taffoman
@Taffoman 4 роки тому
I think sending Putin and Trump on an island to punch each other would be a good idea. I mean Putin is a small man but he is also ex KGB agent. I don't know. I would pay money to see that fight.
@snszbyd
@snszbyd 4 роки тому
Taffoman Putler is a judoist, my guy. He would pound agent orange to the ground.
@mrkittysaver
@mrkittysaver 4 роки тому
@@snszbyd my arthritic Grandma could put him In the dirt. Have you seen his hands?
@Taffoman
@Taffoman 4 роки тому
@@snszbyd I know. ;D I would pay money to see that also. But I'm not sure if Putler at his 170cm (5'7") height could match big soft Trumpet at 190cm (6'3"). And since Trumpets hands are so small, it actually increases the force per square.
@alexnather7614
@alexnather7614 4 роки тому
he cares but he wasn't thinking because the main goal for him in this interview is to be funny so he just doing whatever it takes
@JamboosNitros
@JamboosNitros 4 роки тому
"It is not enough to win the war; it is more important to organize the peace" -aristotle
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 роки тому
tho it would be good to win *something*.
@bluejanis5317
@bluejanis5317 4 роки тому
wars dont have winners. With war everybody looses.
@mohamedm.ibrahim6236
@mohamedm.ibrahim6236 4 роки тому
True. That's BTW what Anwar Sadat, president of Egypt, did after Egypt defeated Israel in Yom Kippur war to get back the Sinai peninsula. He started serious peace negotiations with the Israeli government.
@geraldinegervois8936
@geraldinegervois8936 4 роки тому
Yepp
@bawkray
@bawkray 4 роки тому
mmm.. just like that british ass kisser secured "peace for our time"?
@30MinutesLater
@30MinutesLater 3 роки тому
I haven't watched much news lately, and honestly I felt so relaxed. Watching this makes me hopeless and scared for our future. It's important for people to know this stuff, but it's also truly heartbreaking and terrifying.
@utkarshchoudhary3870
@utkarshchoudhary3870 2 роки тому
eh well thats trumps presidency in a nutshell mofo made half of the population lose hope meanwhile we Indians just hold our breathe hoping nothing happens because of something happens to the US Well god save us all for the catacalism
@2006glg
@2006glg 3 роки тому
As a South Carolina native who grew up loving Bojangles' dirty rice, that Lindsay Graham as a Karen in a Bojangle's was perfection.
@s.s.a8741
@s.s.a8741 4 роки тому
I'm a Kurd, it's nice to know that the majority of the US' citizens are on our side on this matter. But Trump was allowed to make this decision and no one seemed to have the power to stop him, it seems you Americans have been diagnosed with a dictator.
@CassidyCope
@CassidyCope 4 роки тому
It's not quite a dictatorship, just a ludicrously flawed democracy. We're working on it.
@mastermarkus5307
@mastermarkus5307 4 роки тому
I mean, a lot of people have the power to stop him, but don't do it. I guess it must be hard getting physically close enough to him?
@kyleguajardo
@kyleguajardo 4 роки тому
I may sound like a stereotypical american saying this, but I didn't know you guys existed until this episode, and now I am horrified at what the asshole in charge has done to you after learning how close and important a relationship we have. Please understand that our president does not speak or act on our behalf. I know that's a reductive argument since so many people voted for him, but remember that the majority did not, he just won because of stupid rules that need to be shredded. We're trying to get these things fixed because we know they're flawed, but it's not easy because the ones in charge of changing that don't want to change it (that is SEVERAL whole other problems) I wish common people like me could do more to help, but the most we can do is try to vote for people who can change it all. But until that change comes, the best thing we can do is stay informed, and I am glad I now am about your plight, and how we have affected it. Wishing much luck, love, and safety for you, your family, and your people. ~ A frustrated American.
@sorryifoldcomment8596
@sorryifoldcomment8596 4 роки тому
I am so sorry. I hate how this is being treated as just another stupid Trump move. This is the first Trump move that *immediately* resulted in murders and death, and will only end in more. The violent death of a people who already died so many violent deaths helping us. Even the coronavirus. People in the comments saying its worse...I'm sorry, but Trump did not create it. It's a terrible reaction leading to death from illness. Not an active action to allow murder, on purpose. Not even fucking close. But hey, the news is a nightmare and now it's sad that old Americans are dying, around us! Fuck brown people getting gunned down for the most disgusting inexcusable reasons. I wouldn't blame a Kurd for laughing at the coronavirus, it's not like it wasn't preventable, and hey! We got a whole lot more of a warning for our deaths than you guys did.
@quinnmarchese6313
@quinnmarchese6313 4 роки тому
dont listen to anybody who says we're working on our democracy, because in truth, the US was never a democracy, just had the outward appearance of one. we used to refer to is in school as a 'constitutional democracy' rather than what a democracy really is, a 'direct democracy'. The US has never been a real democracy and Trumps election was just the reminder that the average citizen's vote really doesn't matter, as if the two-five people who you elected to represent you and your state vote against you, your vote no longer makes any difference. the state wants you to think that sticker you get saying i voted actually means something, when in reality, it never has, and won't for the foreseeable future
@akrybion
@akrybion 4 роки тому
Imagine telling someone from ten years ago that Bush Jr's Middle Eastern politics will seem sane in comparison with what is to come.
@orlock20
@orlock20 4 роки тому
What Bush Jr did was sane. Iraq's population didn't drop and the only refugee crisis was the Iranians going into Iraq. Meanwhile Obama's attempt to take out Assad had created ISIS, a refugee crisis and a lower population. Europe tried a quick stunt with eliminating the dictator of Libya and again, there are rebels (this time with jet fighters and artillery supplied by Middle Western countries) against the UN backed government, a refugee crisis and a lower population i that country.
@vorlon81
@vorlon81 4 роки тому
@@orlock20 you got to be kidding, iraq population did drop, try fallujah.
@KurvaKing
@KurvaKing 4 роки тому
I did
@benwasserman8223
@benwasserman8223 4 роки тому
Imagine telling someone from ten years ago that we'd become nostalgic for Bush's crimes after watching someone else be even worse
@johanortiz5430
@johanortiz5430 4 роки тому
No war crimes by Bush are still bad. Liberals need to stop this revisionist history bullshit because orange man sucks
@kreipoyke
@kreipoyke 3 роки тому
“Our K9 as they call, I call it....... a dog.” This fuckin guy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@carly2311
@carly2311 3 роки тому
“Imagine what he might do in a crisis not of his own making” aged REALLY well...
@mikewoods1622
@mikewoods1622 4 роки тому
The only thing a bully respects is a bigger bully.
@evasartorius3487
@evasartorius3487 4 роки тому
It's not respwct it's fear. To them it is a normal state.
@alexnather7614
@alexnather7614 4 роки тому
unless it's north korea
@doomedbringer
@doomedbringer 4 роки тому
Selina Yue can’t wait to see what happened when he has to leave office, either the end of this term, or god forbid his next term if Americans are that monumentally stupid, I would say there is a chance he refuses and declares a dictatorship
@abhishekparasrampuria2499
@abhishekparasrampuria2499 4 роки тому
@Corn Flakerr0 I don't think he fears Turkey, I think his moron brain doesn't retain information. He has a phone call in the morning with Erdogan, who asks him to move troops, and without thinking, analysing, or discussing he does so.
@Gnolde
@Gnolde 4 роки тому
"If you're a normal person, you would say knock knock, may I come in" yeah, tell that to the half naked underage girls at the beauty-pageants in whose dressingrooms he barged in without even thinking about knocking...
@jhbonarius
@jhbonarius 4 роки тому
Maybe he said "knock knock" instead of knocking, like he states XD
@shanadir
@shanadir 4 роки тому
That's totally different though! ... ... Trump is rich...
@gamiezion
@gamiezion 4 роки тому
whoever said trump was a normal human being? have they not died since of pure shame?
@alienbacon656
@alienbacon656 4 роки тому
Was shooting his load in front of the door as well...Trump’s very military
@HajerNajlaoui
@HajerNajlaoui 4 роки тому
*insert "daaaaaaaaamn" gif*
@s.j.4061
@s.j.4061 3 роки тому
Thanks America! You have done a great Job in Syria!! Thaaanks
@margiegorecki5957
@margiegorecki5957 2 роки тому
Oh my God what an embarrassment to the United States of America wow
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