Watch Zoltan Kaszas' entire special "Cat Jokes" at DryBarComedy.com/Zoltan-yt (tips encouraged). If you only watch clips on UKposts you are missing his best stuff!
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@EmilyE.2275 років тому
I have never had someone explain so well why I'm a cat person.
@byeongcheol56102 роки тому
Excellent comment and I agree 1,000%! It just makes sense now....
@Jason-tz7ir2 роки тому
🤮🤮🤮🤮
@jrrobotics2 роки тому
I am also a cat person, I love dogs too. :) Both such gorgeous animals!
@cyndianderson70562 роки тому
Same. It's the energy they bring. I also prefer apathetic roommates. Lol.
@flourwasmostlikelyhere2 роки тому
@@cyndianderson7056 that sometimes wants to hang out
@paston4273 роки тому
Him explaining how cat people don’t hate dogs is literally spot on. I use that quote all the time when I tell people I’m a cat person. “I just like other people’s dogs. I’ll play with them then they can go back over there.”
@E-plunksna3 роки тому
exactly!!! i feel that. same here
@ihsahnakerfeldt92802 роки тому
I think being a dog vs cat person is highly dependent on your personality. Dogs would be way too much for me. I need my own space and this why I love cats. They need theirs too.
@seangreen13642 роки тому
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 facts!! I'm the exact same way!! I don't need to always be jumped in every time I leave the house for 5 mins to take out the dam trash lol!! Dogs are too needy, which is ok for some people I guess cuz most people adore dogs, but not me.. I don't hate them or wanna hurt them by any means, just would rather see/ play with them from a distance lol not in my crib
@danicleckley5404Рік тому
@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280 couldn’t agree more. I'm an introvert who loves big, scary dogs because they keep people away. No one is keen to conversation with someone who has a Boxer (my dog), Doberman, Belgian Malinois, or German Shepherd by their side. It's wonderful. They're great at discouraging door-to-door salespeople or whatever.
@EdnaSpoonhandsРік тому
Accurate
@ladythmilinРік тому
It's all about that chill energy.
@Emilie13love5 років тому
Cats are arguably the most entertaining animal you can keep as a pet. I mean, yeah you can play with a dog and they have their fun moments. But cats have some of the best reactions and personality quirks of any animal. And they’re just so relaxed, perfect pet for anyone who’s lazy af
@LemonySnicket-EUC5 років тому
Oh my Border Collie is all that and a bag of chips. 🤪
@nathgomez47505 років тому
But when they stare at me freaks me out 😨😆😆
@transvegan76825 років тому
You mean PURR-fect pet?
@minicocopanda35335 років тому
I grew up eith mostly dogs but now i live with my cat and husband with his family. XD most pictures i have or have ever taken is for or about my cat lol
@mlmartin29225 років тому
I wrestle on the ground with my cat, just like I did with my dog when she was alive. My cat "hunts" me and will jump up and take me down to the ground by biting the back of my naked thigh. I let her be an animal, instead of a pet, when she wants to be. She's never truly hurt me, we both just play rough. My other cat is the opposite, he is just a lover boy who wants attention and to be petted and have belly rubs.
@wfcoaker13986 років тому
I’m a total cat person. I hate it when my friends call them my “fur babies”. They are not substitutes for the children I never had. They’re replacements for the cool college roommates I never had.
@Timenow15 років тому
*FINALLY!!!! Someone that gets me!* 😁 *This dude explained me Spot on Also!*
@KCCAT55 років тому
That would make them fur mates
@Rose-Rae5 років тому
Yes thank you!!!
@ultra-chad49515 років тому
That you feed.
@peekaboots015 років тому
Mine is my fur baby. Much better than a kid.
@Melody77575 років тому
My cat was apathetic towards everyone but me. And he wouldn't let anyone pet him for long, but god help me if I ever had the audacity to stop petting him. He would get up and nuzzle my really hard, touch his nose to mine, and then meow until I caved and started to pet him again. It was annoying, but I would give anything to have him pester me for love again
@Heavenzvoice4 роки тому
DesAristinae that’s my cat...
@h.calvert31654 роки тому
Just reading this made me miss your cat for you. So sorry for your loss. No matter how long they live, it's never long enough. 💔
@KaGaertner4 роки тому
Ounnnnn 😍😍
@cookiemonster81464 роки тому
Yes! I love how cats are apathetic to everyone but their favorite person and it’s so great when YOU’RE that person😂 they’re very picky
@benjerman44384 роки тому
That's so sad and touching, thanks for sharing.
@electrathejelliclekitten80633 роки тому
When I had a panic attack when i was home alone, my cat went up to me and comforted me with nuzzles. Cats really are caring.
@catlifechannel3886Рік тому
They are very special. It’s a shame more ppl don’t realise that. I am in animal rescue. A cat who I helped saved his foster carer from an impending house fire. She had the flu and was sleeping, dosed up on medicine. He kept jumping on her in bed until she woke up. She then adopted him. ❤️
@aieia3Рік тому
Yeah I remember when I cried really hard on my own in my bed after my dad passed away, my kitten came running at me and nuzzled my side. She looked at me as if telling me that everything's gonna be okay.
@saiearth9 місяців тому
I didnt expect to go from laughing to crying thanks guys!
@isabelerhart95239 місяців тому
Yes my cats do the same when i'm sick or i had a panic attack
@gilliananderson3616 місяців тому
My cat comforts me too when I’m anxious or sad. They just know.
@Heavenzvoice4 роки тому
Cat person here... about three weeks ago a cat showed up at my door starving... I fed her and Memorial Day morning she had a kitten underneath my deck. Well her name is now Gina and waiting about another week to meet her little one. It was a little fur ball but when I go and check on it, it’s gotten so big! It’s a cutie too. Cutest little meow. So just like that I have 2cats. Geesh. They do choose you. I was minding my business opening my back door to feed the birds... there she was. The birds hate me now by the way. They feel so betrayed:) lol They still come to eat but they do it in stealth mode.
@dragonking27194 роки тому
Angelofmusic Wonder they chose you because you have them food so they know your a reliable food source not because they love you they may like you more then other people who don’t give them food but that’s about it
@dragonking27194 роки тому
Grimm also they force themselves to puke
@crocop15823 роки тому
@@dragonking2719 STFU
@YourMajesty1433 роки тому
@@dragonking2719 - Not true. Cats will choose you in a shelter. They'll hop into your car. They'll follow you home from school. There's no food present in any of these scenarios. I've had 2 kittens presented to me. The cuter one kept running off & ignoring me. The other less cute (but still pretty) kitten settled on my lap, started purring like a motor, and every so often looked up & gave me the slow-blink aka "I love you" eyes. That's when you know that it doesn't matter which cat you prefer, the cat that belongs to you will establish the bond, while other cats will distance themselves (until they find their own person.)
@LM-fi2kv3 роки тому
YourMajesty143 yeah my cat picked me. I went to the shelter to look for an orange tabby...and Gizmo (not orange) kept trying to climb into my arms. So I fell in love and the rest is history
@autumnmoon66445 років тому
This is freaking hilarious because we just adopted a special senior cat named Jessica
@autumnmoon66445 років тому
Confession. We tried to rename her lol
@deannahopkins65603 роки тому
Me too, Marshall lol
@bonjovirocks243 роки тому
I LOVE THIS!! Senior cats are the best!! Such unconditional love, like they know you changed their world. You’re a beautiful person for rescuing Jessica!!
@JosiahFickinger3 роки тому
We adopted a cat a long time ago and he is almost a senior. Close to 10 years I think. All 14 other cats were all raised from birth or almost from birth.
@reagandow8503 роки тому
That’s awesome!! You’re a great person!! The older cats are always the hardest to get adopted. 👍🥰
@blindsquirrel78025 років тому
Being a "cat person" I can totally relate to the middle of the night visits.
@katm63 роки тому
And I have a cat on a diet, so the other cats are also on a diet....I totally relate to the screaming in my ear in the middle of the night.
@dolcebelcanto3626Рік тому
EXACTLY dogs' energy is way too much for me 😂
@samzy_vazq15544 роки тому
Lmao when he said “yep can’t pronounce that your names Jeff now “that part killed me 😂 😆
@laineywright26966 років тому
He totally gets it! Cats are low maintenance. They are clean, do their poops and pees in a litter box. They like a little catnip while I have some vino. They never embarrass me by humping a friends leg, and they are for the most part quiet.
@feistychuweenie85345 років тому
Quite and sneaky
@ultra-chad49515 років тому
Litter smells horrible, how is that clean? The licking is also a bit much. Alternative is letting them out unsupervised which is completely inconsiderate to neighbors. They have more destructive capability sonce they can climb higher, and since they don't really listen to discipline due to lack of group social ability. In addition, all of the things you cannot do with them :take them hiking, teach them tons of tricks (without a clicker) play with them yourself (not with the toy) without them running off, overall interactivity (dogs learn words outside of tricks), and ability to scratch the belly without worry of a fear of an irritating piercing shreiking hissy fit mental attack.
@ShoulderMonster5 років тому
@@ultra-chad4951 Not saying you're wrong overall, but you don't need a toy to play with a cat. I used to play and wrestle with cats all the time. Also, some cats are fussy, but others are the sweetest things and can't get enough pettings. It's just a matter of personality and if they've ever experienced abuse or neglect before. Lastly, there are certain breeds that are just as social as dogs, like ragdolls I think they're called? Or ragmuffins? Something like that. (Also, litter boxes aren't stinky if you know what you're doing.)
@TazzyZee145 років тому
@@ultra-chad4951 litter doesn't smell as bad as dogs if you clean it our properly 😂 seriously, I've never walked into a dog owners house and not been able to smell the dog. Also, my cat used to play tag and hide and seek with me, so they can definitely play without toys. Overall, it's just preference. You prefer dogs for your reasons and we prefer cats for ours 🤷
@icynok5 років тому
@@ultra-chad4951 there are pros and cons to owning a dog and a cat, everyone knows this much, the only thing is cats get a bad rap because so many people no real experience with cats. best tip in the world.... never buy them toys(most cats will play with them once and almost never again) , best toys for most cats is a empty cardboard box, shoe string and a laser pointer.... the only 3 things you will never need.
@m0L3ify6 років тому
Thank god someone understands why my cat is so fat, too. "Wow, that's a big cat. Have you considered putting him on a diet?" "Yes, but I decided I liked my household items unbroken, so we stopped."
@melissaclaassen97075 років тому
m0L3ify YEP, SAME!! Cat on a diet is NOT a pleasant experience.
@reallynani96935 років тому
For the record there's no God. Go check in rehab
@pantsthemancatandbeethoven5865 років тому
LMAO truth!
@JosephDunphy5 років тому
@@reallynani9693 - For the record, we get it. You're an atheist. Nobody cares. Nobody needs to hear about it.
@karagariglio40135 років тому
That escalated hella quick. @@reallynani9693
@midorimashintaro51945 років тому
"JESSICA!!!! We NEED some HELP!!!!" -😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MsNovazz4 роки тому
"Jessica we need some help!" Lol i lost it at that 😂😂😂😂
@shawn13mertle136 років тому
I am impressed this guy is funny.And without being foul mouthed.
@knifeyonline6 років тому
poo.
@shawn13mertle136 років тому
poo,poop and boobies are funny words yes.
@violenceisfun9916 років тому
i completely agree, this guys excellant. too many comedians these days just rely on swearing and saying sexual/vulgar things all the time. Frankie Boyle does that a lot for example, and it just makes me cringe, its like when kids learn a new word and just go around saying it all the time. it just feels kind of pathetic to watch
@ImBuddhaD6 років тому
Tricky. I like his style and I want to agree, but comedy is funny because it short-circuits your brain a bit by touching on sensitive topics. Because cussing is so common in everyday life, at least where I live, I feel this Dry Bar comedy is not hitting the right nerves. Maybe a wider societal issue to tackle. ;)
@SonnyGTA5 років тому
Hence this channel.....
@MatthewStinar6 років тому
He's done such a wonderful job of explaining why I'm not a dog person!
@Lillianbini6 років тому
Same, same... :)
@drhtldr15876 років тому
Me too 😂
@celiashen54906 років тому
It's that same reason I'm not a kid person. o.o
@Ellier2156 років тому
The cats eat and eAt and lives for livers the cat cry’s. George micheal didn’t lay with Linda. It was a hoaks. Jef. That’s funny.
@Ellier2156 років тому
Matthew Stinar I don’t like dogs either
@mint83Рік тому
I show this to too many people far too often. He gets my "you're cute, now go home" feeling towards dogs.
@laugr7444 роки тому
Dead on. I think this is the best depiction I've seen about the difference between cat people and dog people. "I like dogs. I just like them over there... I don't like that kind of energy in my house. That annoying dog best friend in your face all the time energy."
@kitlee172Місяць тому
My husband was looking for a dog (he’s team dog, I’m team cat) that would fit our family, and fixated on getting a Great Dane. I was horrified. But I wanted him to be happy, so I went along with what I thought would be a dog that was a LOT of extra. Turns out: She is the chillest dog I’ve ever seen. Not a peep except a tiny yowl when I come home. She doesn’t smell. Some dogs have it no mattter how clean they are. She doesn’t seem to shed. She doesn’t jump up. Walks great on a leash. Snuggles up into what seems like a little ball next to you. The bad? When we first brought her home (she was rescued from a puppy farm), she busted the glass out of our back door, chewed on the wood, and made a tooth imprint on the knob. I figured out it was because she wanted her “security toy” left outside. She roams beyond our fenced yard if the gate isn’t closed. Apparently a Dane thing. But we now know to close it so she can gallop around like a deer 😂
@KittyPieVibes6 років тому
“MRRREEEAAAAAAA” -Jessica Kaszas
@katiekovalenko6 років тому
I am SUCH A CAT PERSON! I relate to this WHOLE skit! You're hilarious!
@graffititurtle114 роки тому
This is making me miss my cat, she’s at home but still
@SSIyer3 роки тому
Lol me too
@fantapro23Рік тому
But the cat never misses you lmao
@jm98Рік тому
“You don’t ask for one You get bestowed one” true! My roommate and I found our deaf cat while walking through a forest and traintracks. Best random thing you can find on traintracks
@brendenf244j6 років тому
This guy is blowing up!!! Wouldn’t be surprised if we see him on a Netflix special.
@cassandrabowling68236 років тому
brendenf244j I really hope so
@LizTaylorfitnessblondie6 років тому
He’s so damn funny
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
You can watch his special at DryBarComedy.com/Zoltan
@adrianghandtchi15626 років тому
brendenf244j we can call it the fur special
@Timetravel11115 років тому
brendenf244j he is funny. I didn’t know that was a thing with Netflix specials/
@hannahtj19406 років тому
Oh wow, I think I've missed my calling all my life: I am actually a cat person. You've converted me.
@sarahlegge84296 років тому
Anna Low i
@helgahart34226 років тому
That's hilarious! Tell me about it I have two dogs and I'm starting to rethink everything. LOL
@amberspath64335 років тому
Same
@carmen30915 років тому
Welcome to the crazy cat lady life! 💖💖💖
@bloodtimemaximusfullthrott2264 роки тому
Erika Long wow hate to be around you
@crazycatman59282 роки тому
Cats are great. Love them so much. Such a cool animal.
@fantapro23Рік тому
But they don't love you. Cats hate humans
@joelleflimn2648Рік тому
People’s real problem with cats is cuz they can’t as easily bend them to their own will. That’s it. Dogs obey without question while cats have minds of their own.
@glamtrackstar7010 місяців тому
Yep most dog owners are control freaks. They love saying demands to their dogs all day non stop
@IDontKnow-pf6en5 місяців тому
nailed it!
@stormtrooper84203 місяці тому
😂 most dog owners wish their dog obey them. Only trained dogs follow orders normal dogs dont
@ShadowFungus3 місяці тому
My friend’s cat is like that. They barely see eachother since the cat’s always outside and only goes home to eat and sleep. I’ve been to his house numerous times and i’ve only seen his cat like 4-5x 😂
@kathyingram30613 місяці тому
....and cuz dogs worship them~
@Blisscent6 років тому
oh my god he put it into words. I feel this on a spiritual level.
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
We do too! Thanks for watching!
@ploomer264Рік тому
Absolutely!
@sarcasmo576 років тому
Jessica is a nice name for a cat.
@jessicakeeney23436 років тому
sarcasmo57 😂😂😂
@ILoveMyOrchids6 років тому
Jessica’s a gorgeous name for a cat. It’s also a cute name for a rabbit.(Jessica Rabbit).
@ShadowXg0z6 років тому
where is jessica hyde
@svetamakoveeva3185 років тому
I can't stop thinking of Morty dreaming of Jessica lol
@madbear35125 років тому
@@svetamakoveeva318 That probably were he got the name form
@marcopothuizen4 роки тому
For me as an European, Zoltan is great to listen at. He speaks clearly. Something other comedians should try.
@clariskitty75254 роки тому
Yes, as an Indonesia, he's easy to listen to. I didn't realize it has CC.
@noemibogar1943 роки тому
I'm hungarian and good to see this 👌
@cockeyedoptimista7 місяців тому
I'm American and I have trouble understanding some of our comedians too!
@PhoenixHealing4 роки тому
THIS GUY NEEDS HIS OWN NETFLIX SPECIAL!!!!
@jesudasjohnson71372 роки тому
Nah we need fair talk dis will make dog lovers upset or angry n ima dog person so no for me
@dreamguy65192 роки тому
@@jesudasjohnson7137 well get off this is the cat section get help too
@jesudasjohnson71372 роки тому
@@dreamguy6519 u din post dis vid so shut up and its not ur choice wut i do exept if i do a sin
@jesudasjohnson71372 роки тому
@@dreamguy6519 and i love DOGS i hatee catss
@dreamguy65192 роки тому
@@jesudasjohnson7137 well I love cats i hate dogs
@skylerhorner87965 років тому
Had a cat named Oliver, and he was orange. You know, like Oliver and Company? Coolest cat on the planet. He basically was a human in a feline’s body. He was also very photogenic. Little guy took pictures like it was scripted. He’s no longer with us. I don’t mean he’s passed. We just had to give him to a better home. Miss the little dude. Not sure why anyone would care, but hey... there’s Oliver for you.
@misfitbrit19894 роки тому
Awwww. I had a black cat named Oliver from Oliver and Company. He went with our neighbors. I have his sister Matilda (from the movie). Total love bug. If she ever sees someone crying, she'll sit right in front of them and give them a "talk to me, I'm a therapist" look. Absolutely adorable.
@KaGaertner4 роки тому
Me toooo! 🙃🤩
@HUNKragor4 роки тому
We had two orange cats, named one Oliver ocf
@ANoobsOdyssey4 роки тому
We rescued a ginger Oliver about a year ago. We're in the West Midlands England... I really hope you're the previous keepers.
@ang_ro4 роки тому
I have a black cat named Oliver and he's the best. So smart and loving. Ollie Cats are the awesomest type of cats
@betsycollins6016 років тому
My sister fostered animals for the local pound. She ended up adopting a three-legged cat (its mother chewed its leg off in the middle of the night right after birth and left it to die in the litter box). He had to have an operation to remove the stub that remained because the vet said it would mess up his gait and posture-cats try to put an existing bit down to the floor and can screw up their hips in doing so. They named it "Captain Barbosa. He is a healthy, happy permanent part of their family now!
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
Bless her heart! She's awesome thanks for watching!
@mythloverb59316 років тому
What the absolute HELL WAS WRONG WITH THE MAMA CAT?? I just-I need to know, did she not have a mother’s instinct or something?
@lydiashultz17166 років тому
Mythlover B that actually is a motherly instinct. If mama cat doesn't think the baby will survive she will either eat the baby entirely or eat a leg so it will bleed out. It's very sad.
@mythloverb59316 років тому
Lydia Reyes huh. I didn’t know that was a thing. That really IS sad. I guess no matter how much time passes or how much breeding is done you can’t really wipe away an animal’s natural instincts.
@NYCRocker6 років тому
I have a 3 legged cat Greta and she approves this message. :) ukposts.info/have/v-deo/q3F7rX5oo61-zoU.html
@zurrijahstormborn53202 роки тому
You said word for word what I have been saying for years
@Rilakuma45672 роки тому
I just hate the fact that most dog people I know think cat people are crazy. Like, a buddy of mine can keep 3 dogs, but as soon as I think about about keeping 2 cats I’m warned about turning into a “crazy cat person”.
@magician2347 місяців тому
Old single women are traditionally known to have multiple cats, crawling around everywhere and on everything. At least the dogs have multiple purposes.
@daphne2012396 років тому
I appreciate clean comedy for a change! Thank you! #catlover #catpeople
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
You're welcome! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@daphne2012396 років тому
Subscribed immediately. Hard to find clean comedy.
@theapistevist81286 років тому
I had a cat who loved being around me. I miss her.
@peekaboots015 років тому
My cat is always by my side. You should rescue another cat.
@katierojas80664 роки тому
I’m allergic to cats.
@jemhelprt53654 роки тому
My cat has been missing for 2 months now and She had been with me for 11 years and she made me happy during tough times. Rest In Peace Mira 2008-2020
@caesar77863 роки тому
@@jemhelprt5365 maybe your cat is with another family
@isabellagalvan7056Рік тому
THIS DUDE UNDERSTANDS ME SO MUCH , WE SEE THE SAME DOG ENERGY AND THINK THE SAME ABOUT IT AND ALSO ABOUT THE CAT ENERGY LIKE YES,!
@egyptianminorРік тому
I'm a cat dude too. This guy knows what he is talking about.
@savirox236 років тому
So good to hear comedy without swearing all the way through!!! Thank you.
@AS86436 років тому
This is hilarious. Also so spot on, I'm so a cat person.
@davidedwards33614 роки тому
I'm a cat person. I sleep 18 hours a day and crap in the neighbours garden.
@ravilarlexzx7244Рік тому
I'm a cat person because they do their own thing, I don't have to take them outside to use the bathroom, just gotta scoop a box every other day
@LeiaThePrincess12 місяці тому
"I like dogs. I just like them over there and I'll play with them, but then go back over there". Exactly 😂 The best explanation of my thoughts on why I am a cat person 😂
@zombiixq33n6025 років тому
He was on AGT!!! And tried to do this act but didn't get through. I felt so bad for him >. < I actually like this act and was surprised they didn't like it. :'(
@DryBarComedy5 років тому
Right? What a bummer.
@beingheardmedia63394 роки тому
Well that must have been a crap audience cause is AWESOME
@rani.andretti4 роки тому
AGT and those shows will let people through only if they have a moving back story or are weird in some way. Don't expect them to be fair.
@egilmore173 роки тому
I think they cut that video in a way to make him look unsuccessful but I bet he was great. He just didn't get through because, like above said, he wasn't sad enough with a touching story.
@wednesday10316 років тому
My cat thinks he's a dog, so I got the best of both worlds😉
@chickenleg68935 років тому
wednesday1031 my dog thinks she’s a cat!’😂😂
@lisaliller56425 років тому
And my dog thinks she's a cat lol
@jaernem5 років тому
My oldest cat grew up with dogs so he thinks he's a dog. And my husky grew up with all cats so he thinks he's a cat lol.
@suzphillips81625 років тому
Is he a Siamese?
@darrentylor54734 роки тому
Had one that played tag and would fetch...tug o war with his favourite wash cloth...best kitty ever!
@laurabenitez19363 роки тому
Always come back for this gold treasure.
@thegrassisbluer094 роки тому
"it just means I like other people's dogs" most relatable line ever for me. I'm stoked for my upcoming housesitting gig but I know that by the end of the week I'm gonna be stoked to going back to my neighborhood stray cats
@lesliechan316 років тому
This man is my spirit animal. Will always, always, always be a cat person.
@kevinwei3336 років тому
Cats are the most chill. Being with dogs is cool and all, for like an hour....then it Just takes the energy out of you lol
@ishyreddi135 років тому
KevinEatsAll I’m a cat person but have more interaction with dogs 😅
@SupersonicHornet4 роки тому
Izzy Bolden so does my grandma
@machigiceb77884 роки тому
Yeah, cats are like for introverts while dogs are for extroverts. If you like both then u might probably be an ambivert. Haha
@xeathenia85392 роки тому
@@machigiceb7788 Yeah it can be energetically draining to people who lack emotional intelligence, consideration, and healthy bodies. It’s not a problem of the dog having too much energy, it’s a problem within you being unwilling or unable to challenge yourself beyond an ego centric idleness. I’m very introverted myself and my dogs are calm and trained to respect my boundaries; naturally I believe dogs are better than cats because unlike felines, they make you better versions of yourself.
@klyzer57252 роки тому
@@xeathenia8539 stfu just accept it dogs are annoying af 🖕
@MsGnor10 місяців тому
Funny jokes AND luscious locks!! This man is blessed, no wonder Jessica paws him awake at carbs o'clock!!! 🥰🐈
@gurll87843 роки тому
Cats are quirky and that's why i love them
@natalielorraine80016 років тому
OMG i think everyone who is a cat person can relate!!! #teamcats
@agnesholingue9945 років тому
Yup. Love dogs too though:)
@pollypockets5084 роки тому
Our cat rubs on both dirty and clean laundry. It's funny.
@yuanalcantara65782 роки тому
Im a cat lover team cats
@vivien45716 років тому
He's got fantastic hair and I like cats so I clicked like immediately
@guerrillajРік тому
Oh man this is so true. My dog has me trapped in my room while he has the entire house because I just cant deal with that. I'm making it work though, but never again lol
@shizukagozen7773 роки тому
His freaking hair though ! I can't stop staring, I'm so jealous !!! 😬💁❤
@independentrawb18636 років тому
How could you possibly dislike this? It's hilarious and the guy is 110% genuine. I love it
@gigiclements83185 років тому
My cat is "special needs" she needs special food special toys special attention special litter... You get it
@serenitymaldonado46254 роки тому
The way emphasizes the word cat makes him sound like he’s angrily yell-talking the word cat
@beingheardmedia63393 роки тому
HOW has this routine not been turned into a screenplay yet?! Come on, Zoltan! You can go do it. I have faith in you! You belong on the big screen (or Netflix, HBOMax, Amazon Prime, whatever streaming service I have a subscription for * grin *). I would definitely watch that.
@LizTaylorfitnessblondie6 років тому
This guy is GREAT
@tzed55466 років тому
Clean and funny, what a rare combo.
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
Right? Thanks for watching!
@bonjovirocks243 роки тому
Cats are the best! They’re low maintenance yet highly entertaining! My cat Scrappy runs so fast in the living room, she ends up running sideways when coming close to furniture. She also has me well trained. I’m the pet & I own it. Unconditional love at its finest!
@vinylspell71795 років тому
As a cat person i feel so satisfied watching this :)
@robertward81306 років тому
I wanted a special needs animal. I looked but didn't ask. Took home a Jack Russel. Oh well no special needs animal. I came home from work. Jack was curled up sleeping. Kept sleeping until he saw me then he went nuts with joy. Jack was deaf and the animal shelter wasn't aware of it. Best buds we were.
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
Bravo my Goodman! Thanks for sharing that!
@lisamelroy28555 років тому
That's a great story - so glad you found each other!
@babyd955 років тому
This is so sweet! Hope jack is doing well!
@banu02454 роки тому
I don't get what's wrong about asking for a special needs animal. A lot of people prefer healthy pets, cause they need less care. So what's wrong with saying you are ready to give more care than others?
@TattoedKiss6 років тому
I saw this in Facebook and came here to find more of his comedy. He is amazing and his humor it's just cool and friendly.
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
We totally agree! Thanks for watching!
@DKCseason34 роки тому
When my brother comes to visit and brings his dog, me and my 2 cats all sigh at once
@bozkurtbozok45975 років тому
Wow never heard this person and not sure why, he is just hilarious and I love it!
@robertcartier50886 років тому
Good stuff! Very natural delivery, this guy is good!
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
Yes he is! Thanks for watching!
@alicesierra88055 років тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Jessica. "Yeah your right, this diet is over!"
@maxg32315 років тому
The 1st two mins is easily some of the funniest moments in standup comedy in years. IMO. Hilarious! 🤣😂
@simon1italyРік тому
I have always had cats and my decision is confirmed as the best one every time I see a dog owner walking their dogs outside in sub-zero temperature just so the dog can poop.
@MaurieLyle6 років тому
Jessica and my cat would be friends haha. My cat boycotted his diet food. He would either sit in front of the food bowl and stare sadly at it or sit at my front door staring at it like "You feed me or I'm gone human" :p
@sherrih.40535 років тому
I love this guy. He is absolutely hilarious.
@cainangoodwin54012 роки тому
I have four dogs and one cat this is more than accurate
@ProcyonAlphaРік тому
dogs are trained to love unconditionally , you don't have to fight for its attention that's why it's so special when you have a connection with your cat, it's better because it's harder earned. that and cats are much cleaner, low maintenance, respect personal space, quieter. Clearly the superior out if the two
@cockeyedoptimista7 місяців тому
They are just different animals. They are what they are. Dogs are pack animals; they were domesticated from wolves. They're also really intelligent useful. A cat can't herd a flock of sheep. Cats can keep pests away. They're both wonderful animals and they're different. Dogs are extremely loyal to their owners also. They just need more attention, activity and interaction. Cats are more independent.
@mrslovettsmeatpies68736 років тому
This was the best way to start my day. I wish I had more cat people in my life so I had someone to laugh with 😂
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
Glad we could help!
@areefakhan80326 років тому
How does his shirt have no cat hair?... :o when you have a cat and u see a shirt with no cat hair, its amazing
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
We spent about an hour before the shirt with a massive lint roller... That was a harrowing experience, JJ our intern will never be the same.
@marcilk75345 років тому
I lint roll my clothes like crazy in the bedroom, walk through the house to leave, and end up covered with cat hair.
@rachaelwilbur56445 років тому
I never had a problem with cat hair and I've had cats my whole life short hair cats don't shed like long hair cats
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_5 років тому
Marci LK The lint roller and a full length mirror belong on back porch, always leave that way and lint roll yourself every time you leave or that one time you forget you will track hair into the car, then it is there until you get the car detailed...
@HiItsPamela5 років тому
Dry Bar Comedy This reply is hilarious 😂 i hope your intern is well 😂
@ikybaiiki4 роки тому
"Where have you been" scary stare manic laugh 🤣👌🏾
@lovemikey213 роки тому
Everytime I'm down or stressed. I go and watch this video and think about Jessica. And my day gets better immediately.
@dlbstl6 років тому
This was so funny!
@martinaee6 років тому
He's good. And it's a perfect cat vs. dog person explanation: I absolutely love dogs, but I just don't want to take care of one :)
@SandraNelson0635 років тому
I have belonged to cats for most of my life. Some of them have been very affectionate. But yes, if the food situation is not to their liking, there is the standing on the head thing.
@martasloane80815 років тому
Or either sit and stare, tap/bat you with their paw, or just loud meows early in the morning.. But they are still lovable regardless.
@chaossmith38644 роки тому
Never had that, but if they need food Nugglet will get my attention and lead me to their bowl. Not even loudly, just by staring or a soft meow. She's a smart girl, and so polite. I guess Bob taught her manners or something. x3
@aleksandra58084 роки тому
@Sara Allison you're right, not sure how dogs being ugly and annoying makes them better pets though...
@aleksandra58084 роки тому
@Sara Allison That boy who was saved by his cat when he was a toddler getting attacked by a dog says otherwise. :) Just because cats don't lick your face and invade your personal space, doesn't mean they don't love you.
@Thomas_Winters3 роки тому
@Sara yeah some people just hate cats with a passion. Don't know why, it's pretty limiting. Usually kids tho.
@lauragwillim10555 років тому
This guy is one of the best I’ve seen on dry bar. I hope he makes it to the big time. He’d be great in a sit com or comedy movie
@edifrancis2934Рік тому
"Jessica we need some help"🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gj24fll6 років тому
I love dogs and cats so I think I'm bipetual.
@ekunina54106 років тому
You look like my late mother circa 1964. She and you are soooooo Beautiful. Her name is Myrna Courtney. She loved cats and helped them give birth❣️
@Blizzardheart126 років тому
tricia melvin I love cats and dogs too
@rose44905 років тому
Yes, that's what I'm talkin bout!
@lisamelroy28555 років тому
That's hilarious - I love it!
@brandyromano5 років тому
That’s hilarious. I am too.
@prihaps6 років тому
3:40 I came for Jessica
@vickybartistry32926 років тому
TouchPigs eww tmi
@lindacensi27502 роки тому
After 3 second of caressing cats like: "all' right get away from me " LOL yup they are Indipendent little Tigers 😊
@dannysimion4 роки тому
Hahah I dig Zoltan and his humor and the way he talks!! Haha. Pretty chilled with a little zinger!
@shannonhensley29426 років тому
I got bestowed with 2 cats that are disabled. The first one aroura ( because she's a princess) we didn't know was disabled until 3 months later when she still couldn't find the treats that we threw at her. She also doesn't like wet food. Mostly because she can't see very well. She thinks she can but 5 minutes into fetch and she's still looking for the first throw. The second the ladies at the humane society opened the cage and told my sister to put her hand in. This cat looked gross and sad but it grabbed her hand. She felt horrible. We named him Garth and he had just had surgery were the vet took his leg because a bbgun pellet broke his pelvis. We did not intend to even buy a cat let alone 2 that day. We were bestowed them. They chose us. It's wierd.
@snow59625 років тому
Shannon Hensley Typically cats choose us 😊
@simosc26 років тому
ty youtube, for recommending Zoltan...I like this guy
@rose44905 років тому
I can't stop watching this, I'm addicted.
@warrior-ky92624 роки тому
Funny about how the cat goes goes on his head and said meower, mewer, mewer
@justjunk93606 років тому
I like this guy! He's funny!
@DryBarComedy6 років тому
We totally agree! Thanks for watching! Don't forget to subscribe!
@user-gr8em4jl9h5 років тому
Love this video. I just got done dog sitting for my parents while they were out of town. They're sweet and I love them but after a few minutes, I was thinking "go away." Loved getting home to my 3 cats that just come up to me, give me the side-eye, rub on me, then go about their own business.
@marshwetland3808Рік тому
They = your parents? Well, I laughed.
@tannertanner12285 років тому
I was chilling with my 20 pound cat while watching this video and god I relate so much 😂😂
@kristinesmart245 років тому
I'm doin a Drybar Comedy Binge today. Must say...I am not disappointed. Every comic was top drawer. Thank you kindly. I love nearly every comedian & comic style that has traversed this kind earth; from kind to cruel, to silly, slapstick, crude, lude, black, blue, dry, loud, sarcastic, profane, and disgusting....but srsly. At 42, it's nice to chill & chuckle to decent, down to Earth kindly gentleman for a change. Thanks!😜😁👍
@imabrick60666 років тому
I get why people don’t change the name of pets. But I adopted two cats who were found on Halloween and given to the RSPCA and since it was Halloween they named them after the sweet, candy corn. So one cat was called Candy, but the other was called Corn. CORN, who does that, so I changed her name.
@artistevivien6 років тому
Lol, poor thing. And it probably wasn't even a yellow cat.
@tirsden6 років тому
You changed it to Korn, naturally! Err I mean, yeah. Pets learn a new name easily enough, and if they've *just* been renamed at a shelter anyways, it's even more irrelevant.
@issecret15 років тому
Corn is an awesome pet name
@SCSilk5 років тому
I got a shelter cat. She was already named Binks. She responded to her name, so I saw no need to change it.
@lisamelroy28555 років тому
I got both of my cats from the same shelter. They name them at this place, instead of just giving them id numbers, which I thought was sweet, but I changed both of my cats' names. Sydney became Winnie (she's my orange tigress), and Karl became Jack (my black leopard). They both know their names but, since they're cats, they still reserve the right to ignore me when I call them, on occasion.
@cjripley325 років тому
I've never felt so represented haha
@zoeh.44214 роки тому
I love the personality that cats have. Anyone else seen that video of the cat throwing a glass off a table after being told not to? 😂😂
@ZEZERBING5 років тому
With a name like Zoltan, he should be wearing a cape.