I am personally offended that Danny didn’t end the video by saying “Kurtis. Get the f*ck out of here.”

Kurtis saying “balls” just sounds empty without the Barbie audio echoing after it 😩

As a 4'11" girl, I can confirm that sand pours out of me when I'm upside down. It's an inconvenience really

"the skull emoji implies she passed away" oh god they're getting old

love how Kurtis just made a video dunking on millennials and then shows off his mug that says cozy vibes

He's finally gotten popular. This is the only time he was popular, he had never been at, say 4-5 million subscribers. I'm so happy this underground artist has made it.

there are two wolves in everyone, hat man or 4’11 hourglass girl

they make sleep paralysis seem so much more relaxing than it actually is lol. referring to sleep paralysis demons as “reoccurring characters that we all share” from now on

Danny went from la croix, to regular sparkling water and now nothing. That’s a little suspicious…

Remember that one time kurtis didn’t give an extra greeting? That’s how hurt I am that Danny didn’t have a sparkling water.

honestly i’d love to see a video of them just having a random conversation, when they get sidetracked is the funniest part lol

the "who is hat man???" part made me realize that kurtis and danny are actually mentally stable. cant relate.

"finally". I love how Danny constantly forgets that he already had at least two viral tik tok sounds, the We Are not the Same Person song and the little cactus joke

Cant believe drew gooden is finally collabing with an 80's singer again, dreams do come true!

Take a moment to appreciate Danny's hair. I too have gray hairs (probably because working customer service aged my soul all the way to geriatric), and watching an influencer rocking that fab mane is quite nice.

9:46 danny saying “i’ve heard of an old hag” made me laugh so hard

Danny's little crisis over the offhand soundbite of him going viral when he' d previously put in so much work and effort trying to do just that in the past reminds me of artists online who put a ton of work and time into drawings and digital paintings that only get a bit of attention, and then have little doodles or short comics go viral. It's a funny (if often frustrating) phenomenon that I personally think has to do with relatability and the appreciation of simplicity due to its inherent charm.

I love how Danny and kurtis misunderstand almost every video, it makes this so much funnier 💀

is it just me who loves when they make a joke in the beginning of the video and then reuse it throughout the video? like the 4'11 girl joke was used so many times and it was so funny every time 😭

I’d love to see Danny and Kurtis talk about sleep paralysis demons for an entire video. They had way too much fun with that subject.

Danny always knows what to wear to bring out his eyes. The hair is amazing, as usual, and the comedy was gold. 10/10.

i remember seeing the person who posted the sound comment on the tiktok kurtis made using it, they were so happy. imagine how they must feel now that kurtis and danny now made an actual video about it.

about the old hag: in swedish folklore there's the mara, a female spirit that sits on people's chests and rides them as they dream(like, rides on their chest, not in a sexual way) making it difficult to breathe this creates nightmares and even gives us the swedish word "mardröm" which used to just mean the kind of dream where you wake up unable to breathe because of a perceived weight on your chest. in later years, it just started meaning "nightmare"

Turns out Danny's hidden talent is making sparkling water sounds

Hat man is apparently a very, VERY common sleep paralysis demon and sleep deprivation hallucination, but I struggled with sleep paralysis for a while, and I've been sleep deprived for the past 6 months and I've never seen it, although that's anecdotal counter evidence at best

I’m so happy that this indie artist finally got his recognition!!

16:46 scared his socks off? Nah nah nah NAH naaah scared his shoes on

Can we talk about the fact that now there’s another viral Kurtis Conner sound on TikTok that’s like I was wondering how someone like this could exist, and then I found out she’s from Manitoba. Love that for him.😂

the person who posted the original clip on tiktok comments on almost every video on the sound w/ you guys and seems so sweet. they were so excited about the clip blowing up, i can’t wait for them to see this video

Danny: “we have viral infections” *proceeds to name a bacteria*

can we agree that this is probably Danny's hair's best era. It has never looked so perfect.

15:37 danny predicted stranger things season 4

As a teacher, I feel the need to point out that when we’re on students’ google docs while they’re working, it’s during class and we’re just making sure they’re on-task. We’re not just sitting at home, bored, before deciding to eavesdrop on students lol

i was nonstop laughing from the hatman wiki and the old hag moments, you and kurtis have a great chemistry

Honestly this video was so enjoyable to watch. I'd kove to see more of you and Kurtis just hanging out and talking about silly things you find online. Also, I remember seeing (your guys' version) of that tiktok, I had no idea that was the story behind the sound!

It's so funny how cartoon characters like Peter Griffin and Chris McLean have much larger lists of crimes on the villains wiki than Hat man who's an actively evil entity

Can you take a moment to appreciate how nice Danny’s sweater is.

Congratulations on the sound and the sweater! They're both phenomenal!

Them not knowing what the ‘💀’ emoji means is so funny

6:52 “yeah the skull emoji implies she died or something 🤓☝️” *Deep sigh*

Danny you should pose as a fan account and make edits of your content but film entirely new clips for it and see if anyone notices

13:24 "hey i just thought i'd chime in here for a second and say i have no fucking clue" would also be a good tiktok sound

9:12 that's why scaring people to death is his goal, he never managed poor guy

16:25 OMG LOL I wasn’t expecting that..

I wanna remind everyone who’s watching this video while eating to have caution. You never know when you might start laughing so hard you choke on your chicken.

proud that you made a successful sound even if it was accidental 👍👍👍✨

1:41 wtf it's exactly 10 words 😳

The google doc one is actually relatable lol. It makes me so nervous.

Danny subtly always being the most creative and ingenious editor. He literally is so amazing at editing. Constantly proving himself behind the scenes too! Love to see it.

11:41 these girls were on a anthony padilla "I spent a day w/" video

Danny is interested in the Hat Man because he’s sizing up his competition as a sleep paralysis demon

Oh yeah Hat Man, I love that guy. Glad that he's still on the scaring people to death grind.

kurtis releasing a video in which he spends a good deal of time dunking on pottery with text and then immediately showing up in danny's video with a 'cozy vibes' mug is art, actually.

I initially saw the tiktok from 15:09 without knowing the original sound so I was very confused

"kurtis is here? kurtis gtfo 😡😡😡"

The Night Hag is a super interesting phenomenon. It's actually the etymology of the term "nightmare". "Nightmare" originally referred to sleep paralysis hallucinations of this mythological figure specifically. The original meaning of "mare" is "to crush" referring to the common feeling of being crushed and unable to move or breathe during these experiences.

Kurtis is so different and way more fun to watch when he’s making videos with people he knows & is comfortable with

Yeah it's actually crazy, people across the world often have similar recurring visions when experiencing sleep paralysis. The most common things people see are the Hat Man and the Old Hag. People from completely different sides of the world throughout history report seeing the same things. Wild

7:09 just for context on this, people with paranoia, schizophrenia, or sleep paralysis can experience an onset of symptoms due to seeing things that their brain perceives as similar to things they experience during episodes. it's not a trigger warning, but a content warning, because it's letting people know it has that type of content, and not because it's a triggering subject.

Fun Fact: The small hag on the chest of the sleeping people is a Mare. It's a folklore and it brings nightmares and sometimes even kills its victims while they are sleeping. It has many different forms/variations and names like the by Danny mentioned hag. And it is probably the word origin for Nightmare = Night + mare. Alp is another name for the mare. The German word for Nightmare is Alptraum. Alp + dream = Alptraum

When you're trying to sleep and a 4'11'' girl comes and sits on your chest... I'm in tears laughing.

bro I can't express how much I love this video. I have seen it so many times, I just keep rewatching and it never gets old!

I never realized how much of a millenial kurtis and danny truly are until this video

congrats danny, you finally made it

We dropped to the floor when our video showed up

12:42 Curtis got done so wrong look at how hurt he looks 😂

6:28 I actually had an English teacher who woke up at 2 am and couldn't think of anything else except if we had submitted our assignments so she went to check. I had just submitted it at 2 am and went to bed.

it always a good day when Danny and Kurtis collab

its even worse when the assignment is late and you're writing it while the teacher watches you on the google doc😭🤚

13:13 NO REALLY WHY DO PEOPLE COMMENT THIS

Literally had to pause at 9:54 cause I was about to pass out from laughing (It’s 12 am for me)

Going from mildly terrified in the middle to laughter induced crying at the end was an emotional roller-coaster I wasn't ready for

I've heard this audio so many times and I can't believe I never realized it was from them 💀

I swear Danny’s videos are so entertaining because he always says something wrong or has a question about something I know the answer to but can’t directly tell him. Like I’ve watched three videos of his in a row now and I wish I could just Yeet the knowledge in his brain that the Marvelous City refers to Rio de Janeiro, calling someone a G is a term that means “gangster” that is used to imply someone is cool or baller, and hat man is a meme for people that like to take way too much Benadryl so they can hallucinate bugs crawling on their skin or shadow figures like hat man

danny i like your sweater

Danny saying that his trying to go viral video was 2 years ago made me feel old

i always thought the inhaler poster was danny drinking a glass of milk

2:45 I have heard that clip before and I legit didn't know it was him

is it only me or are we all loving Danny's sweater?

Danny's fashion is seriously getting intense and I'm here for it

9:02 i forgot they weren't sitting in the same room for a sec and thought they were both leaning in to kiss

6:02 WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

Fox Szn walked so a random twitch clip could run.

Fun fact: no one has finished this video yet unless they have magical time travel abilities.

When I first saw the title I thought “Oh no he fooled all of us”

17:46 he sounds like Johnny from Hotel Transylvania😂

The little hourglass girl comment has me dying😭😭

once my friend was talking about his sleep paralysis but was referring to it like "you know when you" and I told him "no man, I've never had sleep paralysis personally" and he legit got angry like "everyone has sleep paralysis wtf" and I had to explain that only some people get it, I just don't get it, never happened lol probably because I can't even achieve real deep sleep most of the time. The closest thing I've ever experienced to "sleep paralysis" wasn't scary and just left me slightly confused. I woke up, waited a minute with my eyes closed, and I felt "hands" crawling over my chest, like if you could imagine a small child climbing into your bed, but for some reason they decided to crawl right over your ribcage. My first thought was "huh, my little brother must be scared and came to sleep in my room again", but then I remembered I'm 31 and my little brother is 27 and twice my size, so who tf's tiny little child hands are on my chest? I opened my eyes and all I saw was my ceiling but I still felt the shape of hands on me. I wasn't parelyzed but I tried to say "stop" or something and it came out like more of a groan since I just woke up, and I sat up, and the feeling left. It was weird but that's all, but nothing has ever kept me frozen in my bed when I wake up, I'm usually ready to immediately get up even if I'm tired and wish I could sleep in.

Should’ve ended with telling Kurtis to get out of here 😭😭

so proud of you Danny. You finally made it!

The fact that me and one of my friends still quote this on a daily basis

Kurtis seems like a small, underground youtuber, I'll make sure to be his tenth sub

As someone who has had multiple sleep paralysis episodes, can confirm the shadow people thing is real, and I've sheen a shadow man more than once. He's never had a hat on though. And Benadryl makes it more likely that you'll have a sleep paralysis episode, learned that the hard way...

I'VE HEARD THIS AUDIO BEFORE LOADS AND NEVER REALISED IT WAS DANNY 😭

5:08 as someone who hated being 4’11 due to the insults and amount of short jokes, can confirm it sucks and is not a great height.

so while Danny had Kurtis' pants on his arms was Kurtis just standing there in his underwear? that would make it so much funnier

It’s honestly so nice to see a UKpostsr being a true gentleman, I’ve had way too many UKpostsrs on my chest and I’m sick of it at this point

I need Danny's sweater now

7:45 yes.

15:20 🎵im felling twenty two