Meanwhile… Antibiotics In Chick-fil-A | NFL’s New Kickoff | Pet DNA Test Scandal
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Місяць томуMeanwhile… Chick-fil-A ditched their promise to never feed antibiotics to their chickens, the NFL announced new rules for kicking off gameplay, and a local news exposé revealed that popular DNA tests for pets may be a total scam.
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@r.1599 Місяць тому
The researchers that concluded our homes are too clean have clearly never been in my apartment.
@christopherbedford9897 26 днів тому
Yeah nor mine 😂
@semtexsrbe Місяць тому
"eating poison & bangin' gutter doves", describes #america perfectly bigly 😂
@jikook7457 28 днів тому
Sounded to me like a description of tRUMP 😊
@meh8982 Місяць тому
Now somebody has to send a dog swab to 23 and Me and see what they come up with.
@thephilster6860 Місяць тому
Brilliant!
@MariaMartinez-researcher Місяць тому
Had the same thought... 😁
@monapause8108 Місяць тому
people have collected their dogs' drool and were given human results from it.
@thephilster6860 Місяць тому
So I'm not 68% British Isles?@@monapause8108
@FCat2020 Місяць тому
@@monapause8108 Bull.
@TheMulToyVerse Місяць тому
I am enjoying the reference to pigeons as “Gutter Doves” way too much How have I never heard them called that before 😂
@stoverboo Місяць тому
That's because "winged rat" is more accurate.
@RabblesTheBinx Місяць тому
@stoverwboo I mean, pigeons and doves are the same birds, so... not really?
@TheMulToyVerse Місяць тому
@@RabblesTheBinx Got curious and looked it up. Same family of bird; different sub-species So similar but not the same
@RabblesTheBinx Місяць тому
@@TheMulToyVerse the proper name for pigeons is literally "rock dove". Literally all members of that family can be referred to as either doves or pigeons. There is no scientific difference, or even consistent linguistic difference, between the two terms. "Pidgeon" and "dove" are both terms that can be applied to any extant member of the Columbidae family.
@cbeautifulworld11 Місяць тому
It's unfortunate that they are so sadly misunderstood and maligned. Pigeons are intelligent, sensitive, loyal, wonderful birds.
@starbreaker_zed 28 днів тому
1:46 Coulda been "Kyle says you have umlimited crabs." It was RIGHT THERE! Cmon!
@robertaldaron8617 Місяць тому
Those graphics look like Terry Gilliams' work in Monty Python.
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
"Dinsdale..."
@robertaldaron8617 Місяць тому
@@liamwalsh4008 We had a cat named Dinsdale. 😆👍
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
@@robertaldaron8617 Ha! Brilliant. Did he have a hedgehog nemesis called Spiny Norman?
@robertaldaron8617 Місяць тому
@liamwalsh4008 No, but we also had a pet skunk for awhile named "Blind Pew."
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
@@robertaldaron8617 Aha. Got him from Buenos Aires via the Panama Canal, I've no doubt.
@Bduh2 Місяць тому
Couldn't help but almost spit out my coffee at the end of: "Meanwhile" when he said: "Worth it!" regarding the parasite in a man's brain.
@erikaswanson7072 Місяць тому
All I could hear was Homer Simpson saying "Mmmm.. bacon".
@yudithcaron8053 Місяць тому
Crispy bacon FTW!
@jeremycurtis2334 Місяць тому
@@yudithcaron8053 I was thinking the same thing. I love bacon, but it has to be crispy. Don’t give me limp bacon.
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
He didn't just die doing what he loved, Stephen. Flaco died reminding us to make the world safer for birds. This includes bird-safe buildings and window treatments and reducing the use of poisons and pesticides.
@robertmadrigal6783 Місяць тому
Yeah, what about bird herpes? That's why we need to make condoms available for all flyaway owls.
@drewlovelyhell4892 Місяць тому
@@robertmadrigal6783 That stuff never goes away. Take my word for it.
@lindencurhart1949 Місяць тому
These days they say every bird has pigeon herpes
@khrp7174 Місяць тому
Is this why Chick-fil-A is allowing antibiotics in chickens 😮 @@lindencurhart1949
@TheFiddleFaddle Місяць тому
@@lindencurhart1949 They being the ones with pigeon herpes.
@akatesays Місяць тому
I used the Underground for nearly 10 years. I’m all topped up on germs for life.
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
No problems with my home being too clean. But now I have an excellent excuse. Thanks, science!
@laranadesign4764 Місяць тому
I read all of your comments with Zapp's voice in my brain.
@MonkeyJedi99 Місяць тому
Clean home, dirty home... When I was a kid, we went outside, touched grass, ingested incidental amounts of dirt, climbed trees, got road rash from bad bicycle jumps, caught frogs, pet outdoor dogs and cats... Now these computer-connected kids have to get their inoculations of the real world via countertops?
@nomore6167 Місяць тому
@@MonkeyJedi99 "When I was a kid, we went outside..." - I suspect that the idiots telling us our homes are too clean are the same ones who told people to not get vaccinated against SARS-CoV-2 and that people should intentionally get infected instead to achieve "herd immunity".
@TheLastChickenWing Місяць тому
wow I have another reason not to buy any "food" from yet another fastfood joint. Aside from an average meal hovering $20. It's like paying your own hitman. Like an installment plan for death. Buy a little here, a little there, then all of a sudden the bill comes due and you hit the floor from a deadly MI.
@robertnelson4460 Місяць тому
I've been saying that about the modern obsession with cleanliness and anti-bacterial everything for a long time.
@Grace1957- Місяць тому
Me too! I understood it during Covid but kids need a little dirt. My Mom used to say "You're going to eat a bucket of dirt before you die" You'll never develop an immune system if you're never exposed to anything you need to be immune to.
@patriciatinkey2677 Місяць тому
My Mother agreed with you. She was a good housekeeper, but would not use antibacterial stuff. She lived to be 95!
@beth8775 29 днів тому
Yes! It turns out the more babies are exposed to the less likely they are to have serious allergies as well.
@benzaiten933 29 днів тому
it's also not something completely new. there have been many studies who claimed to have found a link between asthma and too clean homes. aka children growing up in the countryside, with farms, playing outside and stuff, being healthier that super-clean city children. though you should ALWAYS wash your hands after a visit to a bathroom, because if not that's just gross.
@verdatum Місяць тому
Whoever pitched "Gutter doves" is not being paid enough.
@erikaswanson7072 Місяць тому
I believe that term was coined back in the Victorian age as a term for prostitute.
@gardnerhill9073 Місяць тому
"Gutter dove" sounds exactly like a Victorian slang term for prostitute.
@yvettew7267 Місяць тому
Antibiotics are used more in the close quarters of factory farming, so it's a clue that they're buying from an environment that is very uncomfortable for the birds
@ramblerdave1339 Місяць тому
More uncomfortable than our stomachs? 😮
@highstax_xylophones Місяць тому
Its tyson
@karlfisher1864 28 днів тому
Back in the '40s some food scientist gave antibiotics to chickens and it turned out they got more meat per bird. It isn't done for treating disease, they feed it to the whole flock. Unfortunately, this breeds antibiotic resistance and should not be done in a wise practice. Greed wins out over good practice. Karl
@RubelliteFae 18 днів тому
"Uncomfortable" is a pretty soft way of describing, "so tight they can't turn around and sometimes their feet grow around the bars of the cages."
@tychoMX 15 днів тому
@@karlfisher1864 it's for PREVENTING disease. Because birds live in such crowded and unsanitary conditions, they easily develop infections. Preemptive use of antibiotics allows for increased profit by producing more kg of poultry meat per invested $ (animal activity and feed, housing and harvesting all decrease in cost with more intensive coops).
@guregorihattofirudo2627 Місяць тому
The only thing worse than carrying your own poop down the mountain IN A BAG, is STEPPING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S POOP ON YOUR WAY UP OR DOWN A DAMN MOUNTAIN
@thomasdelany2034 Місяць тому
New lyrics for McDonald's jingle "because we're not fat enough"
@freya8133 Місяць тому
Skip their lousy hockey puck burgers anyway. Go for the doughnuts and coffee 👍
@neen42 Місяць тому
@@freya8133meh, i'd rather get fat at my independent donut shop
@TheHikingnut Місяць тому
The donuts are the buns.
@benzaiten933 29 днів тому
but they're already selling a variety of desserts. adding this item won't make them much more unhealthy.
@csweet207 Місяць тому
Steve will want to cross a multi-day rafting trip thru the Grand Canyon off the bucket list as well.
@tania2897 Місяць тому
Poor owl was probably eating poisoned rats and sick pigeons.
@imagedesignconsultantmemoi1471 Місяць тому
I loved Flaco. How tragic.
@leumas75 Місяць тому
Crispy Bacon Saves Lives!
@loganflatt Місяць тому
Just think what extra crispy bacon can do for humanity!
@welcome_back_to_1972 Місяць тому
I didn't catch that Stephen was making up that sports lingo until he said uno 😅
@murpaderp8461 Місяць тому
antibiotics in commercial chicken is old news. commercial meats in general are horrifyingly unsafe without strong sanitation.
@LauraPalay Місяць тому
*avoids all eye contact* yeah... trust me... my home is not "too clean"
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
The way Stephen describes his graphics department, it’s almost as if he shares the same one as Seth!
@Ford_prefect_42 Місяць тому
I love seeing your comments on both channels too haha
@lesleyghostdragon3149 Місяць тому
👏👏👏
@pennygleeson5029 Місяць тому
Love them both 🤣🤣
@jessicapatton2688 Місяць тому
I think they might cause their jokes are very similar
@FreakieFan Місяць тому
All professional graphics departments are the same lol
@sedatedturtle Місяць тому
Now selling...McKrispy Artery Clogger or Big Makattack
@tonapittman Місяць тому
Swap out the burger buns for a couple glazed donuts! Throw donut chunks in the shake! Stuff a mcnugget into a donut hole and float it in a vat of high fructose syrup soda! 🧑🍳💥❤🩹🚑🏥⚰
@liberatedwoman Місяць тому
This goes directly to Tyson. They provide chicken to all fast food chains, public schools, and grocery stores.
@piccalillipit9211 Місяць тому
This is why most Am3ric4n food is LITERALLY illegal hare in the EU
@thunderousapplause Місяць тому
They hire immigrant children. Bad scene inside their butchering facilities. Tyson is no bueno.
@someguy2135 Місяць тому
One more reason to boycott animal products! The overuse of antibiotics in animal agriculture will produce a pathogen which cannot be cured by antibiotics. It is just a matter of time. Animal agriculture likes to use so much to make the animals grow faster, and to allow them to be in crowded conditions. That also increases profits and the chances of more epidemics and pandemics.
@liberatedwoman 29 днів тому
@@someguy2135 pet food is another disaster; and I have a theory about ADD, ADHD, and high fructose and dyes. See Man Shares Foods that are banned in EU but legal in US. Dyes in particular are believed to be connected to ADD, and ADHD.
@someguy2135 29 днів тому
@@liberatedwoman I am glad we agree that animal agriculture is a disaster. Could you clarify what you mean about pet food? Speculation is fine, but only because it can lead to scientific studies. That is what should guide us. The science tells us to stop over using antibiotics to increase profits, but lobbyists paid by those who profit prevent our elected leaders from passing laws against it, at least here in the USA. I heard that Canada is an exception, so it shows that it can be done.
@zesty9815 Місяць тому
Flaco may have had four kinds of rat poison -- but, hey, no antibiotics!
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Місяць тому
Straight to the grill
@leumas75 Місяць тому
Falco was a one bird-species sexist. No chickens for this owl, pigeon sex only!!!
@ginnymeljac2300 Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@196cupcake Місяць тому
unvaxx'ed
@joshk.6246 Місяць тому
Don't give them any ideas. We're already repeating the mistakes of the past century. Looking forward to the debut of the book The jungle 2.0.
@NewMessage Місяць тому
If I'm eating at Chick-fil-A, I should probably be on antibiotics anyway.
@marthavillegas6250 Місяць тому
😂😅
@repealthepatriotact Місяць тому
If you're eating at Chick-fil-A you are a religious zealot with no taste buds.
@benzaiten933 29 днів тому
imagine if people started to eat chicken to get over a nasty infection.....
@randomno0 28 днів тому
This is how drug resistant mutated strains begin and why this practice should be banned.
@repealthepatriotact 27 днів тому
@@randomno0 Wellll......better than deadly meats....can you imagine how many dead people McDonald's would have every year?
@briankeefe1439 Місяць тому
Hearing 1 second of Martha My Dear at 6:10 is worth the wait!
@nchannel101 Місяць тому
Moral of the story: Crispy bacon is better for you
@emrecck Місяць тому
Flaco 😭
@SyzygyNoon Місяць тому
Who?😏
@jubb1984 Місяць тому
When Everest top cover melts, its gonna be a shitshow
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Місяць тому
yeah lost of fresh meat for decomposes
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
There could be falling hazards as climbers throw their frozen poop off Mount Everest. Just don’t look up when climbing up.
@billyrenfroe8434 Місяць тому
Flaco's story is an important reminder to those using poisons to kill pests... when the pest ingests that poison whatever eats it gets poisoned too... Pests are awful yes, but literally poisoning the ecosystem is not the answer... Flaco is a singular Owl how many other birds of prey are dying in that city because of the same issues... Granted we cant do anything about the pigeon red light district, nor could we ever understand why they are so popular among some bird species.
@situational.analysis Місяць тому
Yesterday my cat slipped me the tongue, so, we're good on germs.
@lisab9541 Місяць тому
😂
@Cancun771 Місяць тому
That owl did not catch herpes by snogging the pigeons but by _eating_ them. He was a mighty bird-of-prey.
@GeneralDragon011 Місяць тому
Yeah, maybe, but the former is funner to think about.
@ramblerdave1339 Місяць тому
Probably got the rat poison, eating rats, too.
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Місяць тому
#woosh
@janetttyminski7295 Місяць тому
My great grandmother used to say “Everyone has to eat a peck of dirt before they die.” She was a notoriously poor housekeeper…
@eileenheath1968 Місяць тому
Wow that IS an old phrase. I've only ever read it!
@bigeddy602 Місяць тому
As long as it's not a bushel, only a peck, you're good.
@davidg3944 28 днів тому
@@bigeddy602 Better jump down and turn around while you're eating it...
@darter9000 Місяць тому
"Studies say our homes are too clean." *Looks at his room No...
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
After watching a documentary on Parasites years ago, I cringe when I see people eat raw meat (or insufficiently cooked meat). 🤢
@dianedenham5259 Місяць тому
Part of me wants to google Bacon Brain Parasites, and the other 90per cent of me doesn't..... 🤢
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
Let me tell you about swordfish....
@clarissathompson Місяць тому
@@dianedenham5259 it sounds like trichinosis. Vegetarian fed pigs don't get it, it's more common in wild boars and he was likely eating boar bacon that was caught wild and not farmed. You can get it from eating bear or cougar meat too.
@lynemac2539 Місяць тому
COUGAR MEAT? Yikes!
@chrisrj9871 Місяць тому
But raw fruits and vegetables, on the other hand...
@Hakushodemon Місяць тому
6:08 "...worth it..." i too am a breakfast person
@SterioCast Місяць тому
I appreciate the Beatles song "Martha My Dear" briefly at the end there. Paul wrote it for his dog Martha. I enjoy the little subtleties like that 🎹 🎶 🐶
@mychellevanschaick4321 Місяць тому
Chick-fil-A is vaccinating folks through their Chicken Sandwiches...😂😂😂
@TheIndianalain Місяць тому
Yeah, how long will it take for the GOP and right-wing medias to try and blame it on the Democrats!
@luzsanchez3050 Місяць тому
So glad I don’t eat junk food.
@luzsanchez3050 Місяць тому
Stephen, it was funny 😁
@TheLastWalenta Місяць тому
There will be several people who can’t understand the difference between vaccines and antibiotics who will most definitely take this literally.
@rb239rtr Місяць тому
I was reading somewhere that the big farms have said that they do not inject antibiotics into their chickens. Instead, I believe it is in the feed, so, the big farms are not lying.
@Cantblendthis Місяць тому
Chick-fil-A: we're not sure if we cook the chicken properly every time, but here's the anti-biotics just to be sure you ok
@repealthepatriotact Місяць тому
Their chicken is garbage anyway.
@glennleatherwood4552 Місяць тому
@@repealthepatriotactyeah, nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded
@repealthepatriotact Місяць тому
@@glennleatherwood4552I'm talking about the chicken. It's well known that it's a low-grade chicken. In fact, Chick-fil-A sells twice as many orders of the waffle fries than they do their chicken. They were absolute marketing geniuses when they went all in on Jesus and have developed a literal cult within a cult......our Jesus freak manager used to bring in the Chick-fil-A mini chicken breakfast sandwiches for our weekly Branch meeting and no one ate them. Because they were garbage, but he kept bringing them in because.....praise Jesus!
@anthonywuellner969 Місяць тому
@@glennleatherwood4552 Let me get this straight. Nobody goes there anymore... because the lines are too long?
@Carlton_Banda Місяць тому
@@anthonywuellner969I believe you missed the sarcasm.
@carguybikeguy Місяць тому
“Worth it.”
@kappatvating Місяць тому
Opening monologue is always epic
@power21100 Місяць тому
the pork parasite has been "documented" in the TV show House MD.
@Fatdog-Dakind Місяць тому
Wait till Billy Bob screams for more toiletpapaer from the back of the trailer & finds out his wife just sent their last $59.99 to buy Trump's Bible. LOL
@SW-dq1nd 28 днів тому
Don't forget all the college kids. Most of the HUNDREDS of college kids I worked with during that election year voted for Trump. They wanted entertainment, thought he would be fun. Stop thinking only hillbillies voted for him. There are plenty of muckrakers in college right now. Again. They love excitement. Who you think they will vote for this time?
@SpaceForceCommander Місяць тому
Antibiotic Chick-fil-A, sort of like the Enhanced Games where athletes can use performance-enhancing drugs.
@cutechristaandfishyjay8955 Місяць тому
too soon to joke about a dead owl 😞
@kennethhigh8228 Місяць тому
Oh cool, a perfect dessert to the meal I crave when I lose all self respect!
@dumaskhan Місяць тому
"when i was a kid we swam in raw sewage!" ~George Carlin
@stevepatrickjarvis Місяць тому
I did one of those pet dna tests and found out that I am part dog too. I am a mog. Half man half dog. I am my own best friend. I take myself for walks.
@SW-dq1nd 28 днів тому
what are your pronouns?
@shigeminotoge4514 Місяць тому
jokes on them, just walking into my house gets you about 800% of you DRV for Bacteria and other germs
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
So... the poop has to go, but the frozen solid dead bodies can stay, yeah?
@dianedenham5259 Місяць тому
They're important landmarks, how else am I supposed to find my way back down? 🥶
@VMan29397 Місяць тому
Its too dificult to move dead bodies in that enviorment
@BuzzyStreet Місяць тому
@@VMan29397That's what chain saws are for.
@autumnleaves8553 Місяць тому
Oh dear!😂😂😂
@iancowan3527 Місяць тому
One or the other... Just so there's no getting them mixed!
@NewMessage Місяць тому
I've never felt so connected to an owl before in my life.
@malavoy1 Місяць тому
Was it the pigeon herpes or the rat poison? 😁😁
@thereisnospace Місяць тому
the owl be like: im gonna open up my own zoo with drugs and hookers....
@tytn9978 Місяць тому
"Meanwhile" is a reminder that there are indeed "strange things under the midnight sun"! Pet DNA testing???? While I can laugh at most of these, I also remind myself that I do need to be careful about the choices I make.
@squeezleprime308 Місяць тому
One of the funniest Meanwhiles! Thank you
@DragonFae16 Місяць тому
Considering how many rats he would have eaten over the last six months, I'm shocked they only found 4 kinds.
@solisa1656 Місяць тому
McDonalds quietly phasing out the salads and bringing in Krispy Kremes
@robertturner8661 Місяць тому
For Tyler OMG
@joshk.6246 Місяць тому
To be fair the joke about antibiotics and talking to Red lobster It actually would be more accurate if it was your insurance company, because God forbid a doctor could doctor without a non-doctor making the decision to say yes or no.
@gl15col Місяць тому
You want your kid exposed to lots of germs? Get him a dog and send him to school.
@laranadesign4764 Місяць тому
Yep
@alwood9148 28 днів тому
they both keep coming home...
@lisagulick4144 Місяць тому
If they make a "McElvis," we're doomed.
@TheARehmar Місяць тому
I'm gathering from the comment section that some folks don't really understand what it is that Stephen does for a living. Wake up and smell the sarcasm, folks.
@nancyanderson-tj7ov 20 днів тому
Duh
@MariaMartinez-researcher Місяць тому
The accuracy of human DNA tests is related to having so many samples studied that the common diminutive traits between people from certain parts of the world can be identified. As dogs rarely have paternity problems or are involved in criminal investigations, etc., the accuracy of those tests will increase when enough samples are collected. Not long ago, human DNA tests were also famous by their mistakes.
@eileenheath1968 Місяць тому
Famous because ironically - dog DNA was sent in to the human DNA testing companies and apparently a lot of dogs are Anglo Saxon. 😆
@vidiotsyndrome Місяць тому
3:42 "gutter doves".... Imma start using THAT!
@yudithcaron8053 Місяць тому
Another great excuse for not cleaning is the COV present in most cleaning products. "Honey, I'd love to clean the bathroom today, but this is a confined space, and my COV exposure is already too much from cleaning the kid's crayons off the walls."
@kattz753 Місяць тому
There are no antibiotics in meat in Canada. It's the law.
@highstax_xylophones Місяць тому
Jealous
@repealthepatriotact Місяць тому
LMAO. Yes there is. Who told you otherwise? There would be a lot of dead Canadians if they didn't. Maybe you meant there is a law that a certain amount of time has to pass after the antibiotics are injected before the animal is harvested.
@LifenaDay525 Місяць тому
Probably the reason Canadians live to the age of Moses. Ryan Reynold, live long and prosper!
@repealthepatriotact Місяць тому
@@LifenaDay525 Moses, the mythical leader of the Israelites whose story has been proven to have been influenced by the Ayahuasca plant, and his origin story flat-out plagiarized from another story from a much older civilization.....so the person whose entire life story is a proven lie? Yeah, I suppose the Canadians are living to a make-believe arbitrary number. Do you want to claim next that Methuselah was a real person that lived for hundreds of years?? There's absolutely no documentation that any of those stories are true.....but, yeah, I believe you man......I believe everything some old book says is true......
@faile66 29 днів тому
@@repealthepatriotact It's an expression 🙄
@djsurferdude Місяць тому
He missed an opportunity to tell Christina Hager to sit, stay and roll over 😂😂😂
@plucas1 Місяць тому
MEANWHILE, in even other news, Pigeon Herpes is apparently a thing.
@mcv2178 Місяць тому
We could call it Pigeon Pox, so Chicken Pox (which is also herpes) could have a friend....
@brendangormley Місяць тому
Sherpas are the ones who are going to be carrying the poop.
@scottmasson3336 Місяць тому
Monty Python chicken sketch!
@ST-yz2km Місяць тому
Pet DNA kits for sure do NOT work. My friend adopted a dog that had been a stray from Mexico and wanted to know what her dog's origins were. They gave back results that just didn't fit at all with the size, coat, ears, and like anything about her dog. The company was kind enough to send her another kit free of charge, but the second results were ridiculous as well.
@KS-PNW Місяць тому
I had a friend use one on her cat and the company told her it was a retriever/doberman mix.
@mxmeseeks Місяць тому
@@KS-PNW this is the advertisement I needed! XD I would do it just for that lol
@WillemDafuq69 Місяць тому
Sounds more like "I refuse to accept the truth due to my predetermined biases"
@liamwalsh4008 Місяць тому
@@WillemDafuq69 Yes, yes, like that reporter. She's not actually human, she's just been raised as one. Genius.
@Alex-vq9vj Місяць тому
@@WillemDafuq69Actually, at least two of those pet DNA companies have been caught BSing customers or just not testing before sending made-up results. There's been several examples in the last years. So, between people "not accepting" their digs results and the company just plain making it up: you have more verified evudence for the latter.
@adb888 Місяць тому
Odd, I literally bumped into a guy in Florida last week who told me (we were in a dive bar ordering burgers), "I always ask for them to barely cook my bacon. I don't like it all crispy and crunchy, I like it limp, so it stays on the burger."
@ravenwolf7128 Місяць тому
gross
@LE-te9vx Місяць тому
Honestly this whole segment was just about as terrifying as the graphic
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
I welcome the Krispie Kreme donut to McDonalds for all the possibilities it could unlock on their secret menu.
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS Місяць тому
Krispy Kreme donut MCgriddle patty, beef patty X3, MCgriddle patty, Krispy Kreme donut.
@VaebnKenh Місяць тому
This is horrifying 😆
@KombuchaBuzzed Місяць тому
🍩🍦 sounds good
@kingofnonation5843 Місяць тому
Double bacon quarter pounder between two Krispy Kreme donuts
@lynemac2539 Місяць тому
@kingofnonation5843 Hold the mayo for the love of all things holy!
@JAGRAFX Місяць тому
Entrained antibiotics is not the only dangerously flakey project that the religious people at Chic Fil A stores are passing out to their customers. The Confederate based corporation also has been "brining" (adding salt) to their recipe for their primary product. Many on low-salt diets are not knowledgeable of Chic Fil A's secret ingredient which could raise their blood pressure to dangerous levels just through consumption of the standard food produced at these outlets which are now practically Nationwide. Southern religeous-based hospitality. 🔥
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Місяць тому
anyone on a low salt diet are not eating fastfood, and anyone who thinks fast food isn't chalk a block full of salt are idiots or fooling themselves
@IliyaMoroumetz Місяць тому
With a free order of bigotry with every sammich!
@user-yy4jo9pk2b Місяць тому
“KKK /gun packing/ prolife bullying” southern lands. 😮
@oliviasimonich2386 Місяць тому
Have considered getting my rescue pup DNA tested. Wish they'd said which company was used.
@greatpoochini1 Місяць тому
Underneath the humour, the chicken, bacon and owl stories are pretty alarming about the state of the US food chain and the NY environment.
@tubensalat1453 Місяць тому
As long as profits are ok everything is fine.
@yurielcundangan9090 Місяць тому
Donald promoting the bible is ironic
@malavoy1 Місяць тому
I'm surprised it wasn't covered in a coat of gold colored paint.
@highstax_xylophones Місяць тому
It is, but he has set up to play the second cominh since the start. Martyr tactic going full launch
@amyreynolds3619 Місяць тому
The Bible must have been treated with Flame Retardant material before he picked it up 😅😂. At least, he held it upright this time.
@michaelfarrell7161 Місяць тому
What axe does Meanwhile have to grind against hobos?
@PeterShankland-so3rw Місяць тому
The graphic is very Pythonesque! Well done
@Mattryanfisher 27 днів тому
I will never again feel guilty about requesting my crispyass almost burnt bacon
@mlr4524 Місяць тому
Jokes aside, poor Flaco's toxicology report reveals the reality for all of NYC's raptors. Please do NOT use rat poisons of any type. Let Nature balance Nature.
@dianewilliams1125 Місяць тому
Thank goodness my house is dirty,i can sleep better now! Cough!😮😮😮
@biggtrux Місяць тому
Never had Chick-fil-A and never will because of their, like Cracker barrel, discriminatory practices.
@SW-dq1nd 28 днів тому
I'm an atheist and a liberal woman. I don't care. Food is food. They can believe what they want, that's their business, who am I to tell them what to believe? I never tell religious people what to believe. I don't tell Christians. And I don't tell Muslims. It's their business.
@mlpfimstories2245 26 днів тому
@@SW-dq1nd I'm an atheist liberal woman too. It's one thing for places like Chick-fil-A to believe homosexuality is bad. It's quite another for them to donate to and lobby for legislation that makes life harder for homosexuals, just because they're sexually attracted to the same sex. CFA is essentially telling other people how to live.
@emiller113 Місяць тому
been boy cutting Chick fil A for years !
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Місяць тому
given how many year would that be man cutting now
@amitabh94489 Місяць тому
Watching this video while eating at Chick fila. Ordering a few extra trays of nuggets n freeze them for the year!
@colleenclements5715 Місяць тому
Great MEANWHILE 👏
@slvsfr Місяць тому
Colbert as a SouthPark Canadian!
@drunkvegangal8089 Місяць тому
The 'dog dna' news reporter was a hilarious graphic but so what the Colbert 'Monty Python style head' eating chick fillet
@Rincenso Місяць тому
Dogs and Humans share about 84% of their DNA...
@dianedenham5259 Місяць тому
Hm-m-m, that explains my ears....🐶
@seb612schuth Місяць тому
Yes, the issue lies in that the protocols for the analysis don't filter for pets only, they just match small regions of the sequences. The DNA strands are so many and so large that since the 70s the protocols have been designed to overcome the issue of size. This means that you usually have a high specificity with high throughput, given the conditions the DNA extraction was succesfully done from the organism that you wanted. A complete DNA sequencing of the genome of a single organism is at around 400 dollars, and will give you such an enormous quantity of information that any software analysis will be overwhelming. So the "solution" has to design protocols to simplify flag search of sequences, discarding the rest, and the algorithms are comparative in bulk, not for any specific minute variation, which is actually fine at the end of the day.
@ramblerdave1339 Місяць тому
@@dianedenham5259 And why I wake up sometimes, and howl at the moon!
@rendratvandonkereschrijver2912 Місяць тому
yes but if there kits were real they be using different primers which mean there shouldn't be a reaction to human DNA
@WestOfEarth Місяць тому
Krispy Kreme should be partnering with more Coffee Bean cafes. There's one or two of these collabs in the city I live and this is pure heaven.
@pirobot668beta Місяць тому
Shriek and banshee in the same sentence...there is hope for humanity.
@Roonasaur 27 днів тому
Btw, from the "other side of the aisle" . . . I'm glad the "meanwhile" segments are politics-free. I can still tune in and laugh sometimes. Thank you.
@carolynclaire5241 Місяць тому
CFA is too expensive now. $15 for a meal is insane!
@Jenny_Oblivion Місяць тому
😂 Great job on the graphics, as always!😁
@Richbydesignpullupj26 27 днів тому
“Now how would I reward my self” 😂😂😂😂😂 unreal 4:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The_Real_Grand_Nagus Місяць тому
Wow the song at the very end was a deep cut. Martha My Dear
@tomyoung8229 Місяць тому
Good catch. 🎶
@lloydkaplan8605 Місяць тому
Ohhhhhhh, loneliness and cheeseburgers and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are a dangerous mix
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