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Danny Gonzalez

Danny Gonzalez

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I tried googling myself and boy oh boy you won’t believe what I found. These articles are just too good not to react to. Have fun watching and be safe please!
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 14 000
@veloc.raptor9136
@veloc.raptor9136 4 роки тому
"pretty young woman simply identified as Laura" From now on this is how I introduce myself to people.
@batvaleska
@batvaleska 3 роки тому
pretty young dinosaur, simply identified as Velo C. Raptor
@arukaru2434
@arukaru2434 3 роки тому
batvaleska I feel like that’s how he/she is going to be introduced on a dinosaur documentary on animal planet
@alyssax6013
@alyssax6013 3 роки тому
I'm an ugly young girl named Marlee
@christalcavanaugh
@christalcavanaugh 3 роки тому
I like that there’s not a comma so she’s pretty young not pretty and young
@inkstain3562
@inkstain3562 3 роки тому
Don't be silly, you're a pretty young dinosaur named Velo C. Raptor
@tsukiko2027
@tsukiko2027 4 роки тому
"I don't reveal much about myself" *Continues to give body measurements*
@alysspotato3615
@alysspotato3615 4 роки тому
Im sorry to have ruined ur awesome number of 69 likes
@truelygreg
@truelygreg 4 роки тому
I feel sorry for you because you only have one reply so I'm going to give you one more
@catherineschuyler4532
@catherineschuyler4532 4 роки тому
I’ll give you one too
@cm09888
@cm09888 4 роки тому
I will as well
@liz8986
@liz8986 4 роки тому
Your 6th reply now
@almondcatlady1342
@almondcatlady1342 3 роки тому
“There’s a picture and garbage” **sad nutcracker noises**
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 роки тому
Lol
@semelinapitrone8688
@semelinapitrone8688 3 роки тому
This needs more likes.
@Stella-nl9jv
@Stella-nl9jv 3 роки тому
The nutcracker doesn't count as a decoration, he's a living organism
@KimdraStBiryukova
@KimdraStBiryukova 3 роки тому
It was pretty rude to say, honestly. Especially considering the nutcracker is A REAL BOY!!!
@human0nfire
@human0nfire 3 роки тому
I liked and unliked because 666 likes I can't ruin that
@wolfiiu
@wolfiiu 3 роки тому
The only things Danny confirmed/denied in this video: - he was not born in Illinois, Georgia - his net worth is somewhere between $500 and $5 million - he did not write dentro de mi - his body measurements - he does not live in Atlanta, Georgia with his beautiful wife
@urrakarodriguez803
@urrakarodriguez803 2 роки тому
His beautiful wife, Whose government ID says only ‘Laura’
@honeybunch29
@honeybunch29 2 роки тому
he is unmarried tho, its just his wifes name is laura
@Ash-cd5sj
@Ash-cd5sj Рік тому
His first name is Daniel, I forget his middle name but I think it’s James or smth
@F0RLORN
@F0RLORN Рік тому
So, who does he live with in Atlanta?
@raine6621
@raine6621 Рік тому
@@F0RLORN the nutcracker
@pinkpanther6196
@pinkpanther6196 4 роки тому
Arms: 14 inches Ethnicity: could be anything really
@Hadahuda
@Hadahuda 4 роки тому
Reagan Laughlin LMAO FOR U I SAY LMAO FOR UUUUU I SAY LMAOOOOK FOR UUU
@rhilxn.2037
@rhilxn.2037 4 роки тому
@@Hadahuda o.o
@frugity9559
@frugity9559 4 роки тому
@@rhilxn.2037 .o.
@alonelychannel1846
@alonelychannel1846 4 роки тому
I say African American
@alias4795
@alias4795 4 роки тому
@@Hadahuda :0
@saracarr3382
@saracarr3382 4 роки тому
I'm impressed that you went through and debunked all that information and still managed to tell us absolutely nothing about you.
@MeIsKate
@MeIsKate 3 роки тому
at least he told us his chest and waist measurements
@fancydood5292
@fancydood5292 2 роки тому
And the length of his arm
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 2 роки тому
@@MeIsKate Good to know if I ever need to buy Danny a dress, i suppose
@kalistadunham3276
@kalistadunham3276 2 роки тому
@@royalblanket ya never know
@No.1RatedSalesman
@No.1RatedSalesman 2 роки тому
He said his birthday
@Welch007
@Welch007 3 роки тому
THE WAY HE MEASURED HIS ARM 💀💀AAHAHAHA
@Invictus___me
@Invictus___me 3 роки тому
IKR
@CatBarefield
@CatBarefield 2 роки тому
And everything else!!!!!
@Gwenwilliams0409
@Gwenwilliams0409 3 роки тому
imagine your a kid reading harry potter and he is getting ready to fight voldemort and they all trained and you read an entire book and at the end harry got too scared and the book just ended the sharer family: interesting...
@Diino...
@Diino... 3 роки тому
lolz
@meganlocker9700
@meganlocker9700 3 роки тому
"Gender: male" "...yEah, ThaT's tRuE"
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 роки тому
300 likes and no replies?
@meganlocker9700
@meganlocker9700 3 роки тому
@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 👁w👁 \🍜'\_ Want sum noodles
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 роки тому
@@meganlocker9700 uhhh sure
@meganlocker9700
@meganlocker9700 3 роки тому
@@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 🍜
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox
@foooooooooooooooooooooooooooox 3 роки тому
@@meganlocker9700 thank you
@certified_pinapple_cookie6044
@certified_pinapple_cookie6044 4 роки тому
Danny: I didn't know I was a musicain!" Also Danny: *wrote 31 songs*
@nojustno4209
@nojustno4209 3 роки тому
*I’m gonna kill Santa Klaus*
@SilviaFingerotter
@SilviaFingerotter 3 роки тому
I don’t think he had started to take the music component of his videos as seriously as he does now when this video came out.
@grilledcheese5000
@grilledcheese5000 3 роки тому
Especially "Dentro de Mi", a fan favorite
@LavroseRovender
@LavroseRovender 3 роки тому
No? Just, no? Yes
@grilledcheese5000
@grilledcheese5000 3 роки тому
@BAntony Wait did you mean to tag me in all three?
@moldyfish1007
@moldyfish1007 3 роки тому
I love how he never corrects any of the assumptions he’s never like “oh actually that’s not true” he just kind of makes fun of it in a funny voice
@jeniferjoseph9200
@jeniferjoseph9200 2 роки тому
That’s what sarcasm is
@Jabadamazo
@Jabadamazo 3 роки тому
14" around the arm, Danny, not the total length XD. Which is an ABSURDLY thick arm.
@mayapapaya1915
@mayapapaya1915 2 роки тому
no wonder they kept calling him hunky, they thought his arms were 14 inches
@Jabadamazo
@Jabadamazo 2 роки тому
@@greengamecubes Insightful, thank you.
@lred1383
@lred1383 2 роки тому
It's not though. Arm measurements are taken around the bicep peak, unflexed. The average is 13.5 inches, so 14 is only a little bigger than a guy like Danny, who's on the skinnier side of average. It's just the normal size for a guy who does light workouts consistently
@Jabadamazo
@Jabadamazo 2 роки тому
@@lred1383 is it really? Huh. I will admit I was just guessing because that seems insanely high.
@yiuume
@yiuume 4 роки тому
I can't BELIEVE he measured his arm lengthwise instead of the thickness LMAO
@OnionKnightRises
@OnionKnightRises 4 роки тому
That'd just be as ridiculously funny though, 14 inch thick arm?!
@ona512
@ona512 4 роки тому
It goes to show that "body measurements" aren't taught on the reg. American School System failed us again!!!!!!!!!!1!!1
@existentialcrisis9888
@existentialcrisis9888 4 роки тому
@Yer Nan what?!! that would look literally insane omg
@MaddyIntravia
@MaddyIntravia 4 роки тому
@@existentialcrisis9888 it's called muscles lol 14 inch arms aren't shit. I'd say your average guy is 15 inches. Danny is quite skinny though lol
@phiasolessa415
@phiasolessa415 4 роки тому
Width
@ellacasey7303
@ellacasey7303 5 років тому
"I don't reveal my info" "My birthday is actually June 12th"
@citruscorvidae
@citruscorvidae 5 років тому
*proceeds to give us his body measurements* Sure you don't reveal your info 😂
@ellacasey7303
@ellacasey7303 5 років тому
Velvet Snail exactly
@ljdj7850
@ljdj7850 5 років тому
My birthday is actually June 12th so I was literally dying when he said that.... 😬😬🤣😭🤣♥️
@ENZOerester
@ENZOerester 5 років тому
@@ljdj7850 Ehy... Same Bro...
@neptoro_o0o
@neptoro_o0o 5 років тому
I'm August 17th so sup
@candyforestcosplay8258
@candyforestcosplay8258 3 роки тому
That open door kind of creeps me out
@personontheintergroogles6911
@personontheintergroogles6911 3 роки тому
Same
@lissr.5073
@lissr.5073 2 роки тому
omg yes
@vianelle3821
@vianelle3821 2 роки тому
I wasn't seeing the door till l saw this comment 😂😂😂
@ms.maisieatyourservice3985
@ms.maisieatyourservice3985 3 роки тому
"Plus, Laura won't let me read while I drive cause she's a jerk" XD 14:12
@carolineishot5562
@carolineishot5562 2 роки тому
"UHUH"
@emmaconder7854
@emmaconder7854 3 роки тому
Damn it, ladies, he found out that we only watch for his hunky nose.
@creek388
@creek388 3 роки тому
as a dude, same 😎
@murphycillian
@murphycillian 3 роки тому
i just can't get enough of his nose
@josukehigashikata5397
@josukehigashikata5397 3 роки тому
Dead ass
@BurningThisToTheGround
@BurningThisToTheGround 3 роки тому
I- lmfao
@josukehigashikata5397
@josukehigashikata5397 3 роки тому
@@whiitewolfyt im sorry to tell you this, but your opinion is wrong
@canigetajoe1808
@canigetajoe1808 4 роки тому
“Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” who did Danny pay
@alias4795
@alias4795 4 роки тому
Drew
@dougwarren5471
@dougwarren5471 4 роки тому
I
@canadiancommunist5161
@canadiancommunist5161 4 роки тому
He wouldn’t have to pay me to say that
@truelygreg
@truelygreg 4 роки тому
Doug Warren thanks for revealing yourself Doug
@noacaines
@noacaines 4 роки тому
I couldn't think of a name he doesnt have to pay drew, drew would say that for free
@QahnaarinDovah
@QahnaarinDovah 3 роки тому
The wrong details are probably cuz they were Drew's instead
@amaya7466
@amaya7466 2 роки тому
I love how he is consistent with not speaking about his personal life. As hes reading he calls out how the information is wrong and jokes but he doesnt correct them and he just denies and leaves it at that.
@tidecovill6718
@tidecovill6718 5 років тому
I thought Greg was his boyfriend or something. Turns out I’m Greg. We’re all Greg
@victorsardinia7120
@victorsardinia7120 5 років тому
Danny "2.3 million reverse harem jutsu"
@vzjsvzkwbejwjj9201
@vzjsvzkwbejwjj9201 5 років тому
Second
@gwen7706
@gwen7706 5 років тому
Yup. + He has a wife but thats okay Greg.
@PageShearling
@PageShearling 5 років тому
Hi Greg!
@aliyahyoung7729
@aliyahyoung7729 5 років тому
IKR I was so confused at first
@katatsumuri-san9588
@katatsumuri-san9588 4 роки тому
Danny: "It's my nose, isn't it?" Well, having a nose is more attractive feature than not having it. Voldemort has proofs
@erenyeager-jr2ch
@erenyeager-jr2ch 4 роки тому
Sydney Pretender Voldemort is BEAUTIFUL what do you MEAN??!
@kennedylarson2563
@kennedylarson2563 4 роки тому
You’re not supposed to say his name!
@cadychaos
@cadychaos 4 роки тому
The first time I saw You-know-who I freaking thought my books were possessed
@no-bc4jl
@no-bc4jl 4 роки тому
Got your nose! Wait what the heck?
@rachelleredd8803
@rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому
Kennedy Larson VOLDEMORT, VOLDEMORT, VOLDY, VOLDY VOLDY VOLDEMORT!
@diorlemos7882
@diorlemos7882 2 роки тому
Why isn't anyone talking about the creepy-ass darkness with a creepy-ass white gown hanging behind the door...
@gustly8242
@gustly8242 2 роки тому
It’s just a dress hanging in a closet with the light off
@greysecho
@greysecho 2 роки тому
i think its a shower curtain ;-;
@sai-gn7kg
@sai-gn7kg 2 роки тому
Its a shower curtain
@Bubby21
@Bubby21 2 роки тому
Shower curtain
@mayapapaya1915
@mayapapaya1915 2 роки тому
curtain
@AppleJackss.
@AppleJackss. 2 роки тому
Hold up, Danny's networth is more than 2 dollars? Damn, we all just got flexed on.
@nataliepeyton7783
@nataliepeyton7783 3 роки тому
😂 Danny: “tHeY tHinK mY aRmS aRe tHat SHorT?” No Danny, you just don’t know how to measure them
@kristine9182
@kristine9182 3 роки тому
Him measuring his arms thet way was so precious
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 роки тому
How tf do you do it then
@ale_03
@ale_03 3 роки тому
@@lvbboi9 its the circumference of the upper arm
@lvbboi9
@lvbboi9 3 роки тому
@@ale_03oooooooh... Thats weird The more you know I guess
@aaronlandry3934
@aaronlandry3934 3 роки тому
@@ale_03 Oh. I wasn’t anymore aware than Danny
@logana1507
@logana1507 4 роки тому
“Illinois, Georgia” you know I actually live in New York, Oregon
@carae2945
@carae2945 3 роки тому
Of course! I live in North Carolina, South Dakota
@TUNE-Editor
@TUNE-Editor 3 роки тому
I live in New Jersey, Texas
@lizzyhudson4963
@lizzyhudson4963 3 роки тому
Yes! I live in Nebraska, Hawaii!!!
@yeetusfetus2723
@yeetusfetus2723 3 роки тому
bro that's wild I live in Alaska, California
@zoeyc3855
@zoeyc3855 3 роки тому
I live in Florida, Conneticut.
@sakuraabby
@sakuraabby 3 роки тому
the article: females only watch because he is ✨bootaful✨ me as a female: hUh?
@_sandy_
@_sandy_ 2 роки тому
you're both right
@exceptionally8224
@exceptionally8224 2 роки тому
“The UKpostsr has so many female fans on his side is because of his good looks.” No, men can love him too.
@mr.moviemafia
@mr.moviemafia 3 роки тому
Danny “Danny” Gonzalez knew he wanted to be a UKpostsr 5 whole years before Drew Gooden invented it
@EF-kk3vh
@EF-kk3vh 3 роки тому
Impressive
@rumbbbytomb9782
@rumbbbytomb9782 3 роки тому
But Danny is drew
@craftyhamster6353
@craftyhamster6353 3 роки тому
@@rumbbbytomb9782 DONT TELL ANYONE! 😳🤭
@LilDinoGuy
@LilDinoGuy 3 роки тому
This.
@user-wq5lw4kp1n
@user-wq5lw4kp1n 3 роки тому
@@rumbbbytomb9782 Danny isn’t drew.
@d1sasteroid
@d1sasteroid 5 років тому
this is so sad alexa play Dentro De Mi
@jessicajanosky5483
@jessicajanosky5483 5 років тому
This is so sad carter play the cluckbait
@jadacastro2547
@jadacastro2547 5 років тому
😂
@kargleyjr0426
@kargleyjr0426 5 років тому
Jessica Janosky ok
@alexaboix1963
@alexaboix1963 5 років тому
I can't take that as a joke anymore. People in real life tell me to play music too much since my name is Alexa
@tk-sr5yh
@tk-sr5yh 5 років тому
Alexa Boix aww that sucks
@reptilerabbit8651
@reptilerabbit8651 3 роки тому
"Distinct features that make it impossible for any woman not to love him" Danny looks like Male_citizen_07
@beatricefox937
@beatricefox937 2 роки тому
You speak the truth
@fandomreader1774
@fandomreader1774 3 роки тому
12:18 is for ppl trying to build a better boy, lol
@sophiab6239
@sophiab6239 4 роки тому
I want a comment from Laura saying “HeS mArRiEd?!?!?”
@commandohazelnuts
@commandohazelnuts 4 роки тому
If she ever finds out she gonna be pissed!!
@Pyrodxd
@Pyrodxd 4 роки тому
@@vanessaguerra9888 they are
@suxzne
@suxzne 4 роки тому
Sophia B omg😭
@user-uq9oh4yg2z
@user-uq9oh4yg2z 3 роки тому
@@vanessaguerra9888 a boy = greg a girl = gregie,but what if they can't change his name and it will be still mia 😔 (i hope y'all understand this)
@darrylwhitefeather207
@darrylwhitefeather207 4 роки тому
Wait, this isn't the youtube channel of my fav Spanish singer?
@coreaball4198
@coreaball4198 4 роки тому
Yes and no
@mellissagraham6521
@mellissagraham6521 4 роки тому
Basic Pigeon lol
@cerysj3298
@cerysj3298 4 роки тому
SPANISH PIGEONS
@reputaytion
@reputaytion 4 роки тому
This made me laugh much harder than it should have XD
@WarlordMelon
@WarlordMelon 4 роки тому
Basic Pigeon no iT is the Chanel of Danny Gonzales american nog A spanish singer
@abbus_wabbus7767
@abbus_wabbus7767 7 місяців тому
the fact they have a kid now 🎉
@usmanplayz8858
@usmanplayz8858 2 роки тому
I got an ad on 9:36 and I genuinely thought the video ended 😂
@kxlissa
@kxlissa Рік тому
me too lol that was smart ad placement
@noideawhoiam3855
@noideawhoiam3855 Рік тому
Me too, I hate it when youtube puts ads at the end, I wait to skip / until its over (because you cant tell where you are in a video during an ad) and get so mad when i find its already over and i waited for nothing.
@xxdrippinghaloxx1712
@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 Рік тому
Same lol
@TheTrueLunarVoid
@TheTrueLunarVoid 9 місяців тому
@@kxlissafr
@justagalwhocomments
@justagalwhocomments 8 місяців тому
it got me too
@98joshuac
@98joshuac 4 роки тому
Danny: Does not want to flex on us Also Danny (a year later): Spends $13,000 on an ad campaign as a joke
@owen2643
@owen2643 4 роки тому
It was sponsored
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 4 роки тому
IT WAS SPONSORED
@ziperichukiltix2970
@ziperichukiltix2970 4 роки тому
Actually hun he spent 20,000 "GENIUS" 👌
@ericrosas9199
@ericrosas9199 4 роки тому
@@ziperichukiltix2970 no at the end of the video he only spent $13k
@brunoglopes
@brunoglopes 4 роки тому
Ziperichu Kiltix watch the video dude
@H3LL0K1TTYACID
@H3LL0K1TTYACID 5 років тому
Laura: I thought we were married! Danny: We are married! Laura: Then what's this! Marital Status: Not married Wife: Laura
@hassanm4156
@hassanm4156 5 років тому
😂 lol
@howdypardner6278
@howdypardner6278 5 років тому
The fromatting of this makes it seem as though the marital status spoke to them directly and his wife (not Laura) just saod " L a U r A "
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 років тому
I too, was confused.
@oncerand_directioner
@oncerand_directioner 5 років тому
😂
@softslippers899
@softslippers899 5 років тому
Laura: who’s this Laura girl then
@ruththedog_
@ruththedog_ 3 роки тому
Danny: "This is a classic UKposts trick where they talk about unrelated stuff in the beginning 6 minutes of the video and then does what the thumbnail says". Also Danny: Does the exact same thing in the same video
@im_ajms8515
@im_ajms8515 3 роки тому
"Now where does this go, in my mouth?" -Danny Gonzalez
@achannelwithaname3033
@achannelwithaname3033 4 роки тому
“Plus Laura won’t let me read books while I drive Because she’s a jerk!” -Danny Gonzalez
@adorabusby740
@adorabusby740 4 роки тому
okaay
@truelygreg
@truelygreg 4 роки тому
Okaaay
@excuseu2563
@excuseu2563 3 роки тому
I wanna like but it’s at 420. I hope u understand
@truelygreg
@truelygreg 3 роки тому
Jyeshtha Karda not anymore
@excuseu2563
@excuseu2563 3 роки тому
Greg noooooo :(((
@dexter-mkd6734
@dexter-mkd6734 3 роки тому
Danny: I want to keep some things private. Also danny: Makes a song about his Vampire Dad
@twilightmoon9947
@twilightmoon9947 3 роки тому
ooh yeah
@carinak2388
@carinak2388 3 роки тому
hahhahah u didnt just call him out for that ✋😳
@randompatchofgrass5034
@randompatchofgrass5034 3 роки тому
Also about his witch mom
@mythologygirl22B.E.A.
@mythologygirl22B.E.A. 3 роки тому
700th like
@midnightgamer2158
@midnightgamer2158 3 роки тому
Hahahahahahaha
@soup7809
@soup7809 3 роки тому
"Any lady not to love him" Lesbians: am I a joke to you
@geoffreygill5849
@geoffreygill5849 3 роки тому
I just spent like, a solid 30 seconds trying to wipe that little black dot to the right of Danny off my screen high bc I thought it was dirt, 6:15 Just thought I’d share
@fuegus
@fuegus 3 роки тому
His hair is actually hazel... And Drew’s is brown
@crabken4969
@crabken4969 3 роки тому
Look at his face and his nasel
@zora1138
@zora1138 3 роки тому
Danny's eyes are baby blue, and Drew's are a different shade of baby blue... which is weird because they're the same person...
@aliafterhours
@aliafterhours 3 роки тому
@@zora1138 I say coloured contacts to try and throw us off
@zora1138
@zora1138 3 роки тому
@@aliafterhours Yeah, probably.
@wistermorldwide
@wistermorldwide 3 роки тому
Why does nobody talk about how hard it is to be a skinny white guy on the internet
@nuggetnougat
@nuggetnougat 4 роки тому
Why is LITERALLY NO ONE talking about the fact that this article said the he was born in *IlLiNoIs, GeOrGiA.* Illinois is a state, and Georgia is a state. Illinois, Georgia does not EXIST.
@kailajensen1021
@kailajensen1021 4 роки тому
I was dying when it said that. I’m from Illinois (the state) and I’ve never heard of Illinois as a city in Georgia. How did they even mess that up
@bilbo2k45
@bilbo2k45 4 роки тому
Well actually I live in Georgia and there is an Illinois creek, Georgia.
@nuggetnougat
@nuggetnougat 4 роки тому
@@bilbo2k45 But no Illinois, Georgia. ;)
@xxxacu
@xxxacu 4 роки тому
I'm wheezing.
@cameryndavis1955
@cameryndavis1955 4 роки тому
6 year olds don’t know geography yet, geesh
@whambamcam
@whambamcam 3 роки тому
i think it's funny how this video is like 2 years old but everyone's comments are from like 6 months ago
@plt.laceyxx
@plt.laceyxx 8 місяців тому
5 years later and Danny is having a baby 😭
@kiaradunn5496
@kiaradunn5496 5 років тому
Marital Status: Unmarried Wife: Laura .... who wrote this?!
@chillx1539
@chillx1539 5 років тому
Zara Dunn me
@dabee8833
@dabee8833 5 років тому
Chillx GASP *puts hand to head* ok I’m way to dramatic
@dabee8833
@dabee8833 5 років тому
Zara Dunn Maybe a 8 year old?
@eva-kp6jh
@eva-kp6jh 5 років тому
😂😂😂 WHO DID THIS??? 😂😂😂
@prisonmike2860
@prisonmike2860 5 років тому
Zara Dunn My dog.
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug
@SteinGauslaaStrindhaug 4 роки тому
Woah, what a coincidence; MY net worth is also somewhere between 500 USD and 5 million USD!!!!
@hamluk_
@hamluk_ 4 роки тому
damn stop flexing my networth is only between 500 and 4.9 million
@quackybinx9072
@quackybinx9072 4 роки тому
Man stop flexing my net worth is probably 10$
@Romanticoutlaw
@Romanticoutlaw 4 роки тому
@@quackybinx9072 don't worry, your internal organs are worth more than that
@KevinLuper99
@KevinLuper99 4 роки тому
My net worth is 0
@mikudayoo
@mikudayoo 4 роки тому
@@KevinLuper99 mine is -1,000,000,000,000.
@AtlasMoth96
@AtlasMoth96 3 роки тому
(Mid-2019) "It is impossible for any lady not to love him" Me a lesbian: guess I'm not a woman 2020 update: I'm nonbinary lmaooooo
@walmartbrandrapunzel3957
@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 3 роки тому
character development
@AtlasMoth96
@AtlasMoth96 3 роки тому
@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 he really called it ✋😭
@lilalovesu3373
@lilalovesu3373 3 роки тому
@@walmartbrandrapunzel3957 PLEASE BYE
@zacrevier8721
@zacrevier8721 3 роки тому
NB people with a crush on Danny Gonzalez rise up
@siennasolazzo4439
@siennasolazzo4439 3 роки тому
Why was this me-
@Gabewackywizard
@Gabewackywizard Рік тому
the fact that just some music popped out of nowhere in this video 10:42
@nikki1996ism
@nikki1996ism 5 років тому
I think Drew wrote the article
@DeepCFisher
@DeepCFisher 5 років тому
Caroline Walsh If there isnt a new video from Drew in the next couple days im going to be wildly dissapointed
@andrewrogers9663
@andrewrogers9663 5 років тому
No I didn’t
@nikki1996ism
@nikki1996ism 5 років тому
DeepCFisherman same
@diggy5433
@diggy5433 5 років тому
danny... they meant the *circumference* of your arm
@diggy5433
@diggy5433 5 років тому
Walter Shaw the avg male bicep size is about 13-14 in, and the site was probably just using averages as measurements
@kaylancooke9882
@kaylancooke9882 5 років тому
indigo I cringed
@nunkatsu
@nunkatsu 5 років тому
@@diggy5433 that's why the measures were so close seems magic
@smalert5533
@smalert5533 5 місяців тому
9:15 oh how the turn tables
@oliverse_crazy930
@oliverse_crazy930 3 місяці тому
this is the comment I was looking for
@Lillysmith12301
@Lillysmith12301 Місяць тому
😂
@Shae29
@Shae29 2 роки тому
12:05 with the music😂😂
@cousinscollabxo1285
@cousinscollabxo1285 4 роки тому
“danny gonzalez is amazing and hunky” okay either danny himself wrote this or drew wrote this
@katsuragj408
@katsuragj408 4 роки тому
This comment sux Edit: i was a little kid when commented this but the comment still sucks
@scrunklymansoren
@scrunklymansoren 4 роки тому
Plot twist: this comment doesn't suck
@eveykrushensky2928
@eveykrushensky2928 4 роки тому
that was a sport to read
@acompletedisaster9334
@acompletedisaster9334 4 роки тому
My bet is on drew
@bruh-wc9sy
@bruh-wc9sy 4 роки тому
that just means HE wrote it
@cry1ingonion
@cry1ingonion 3 роки тому
This is what danny is. You come You laugh You leave Or You come You laugh You binge for 10 hours straight
@gachagirliepops
@gachagirliepops 3 роки тому
my answer would be come, laugh, binge watch for 24 hours because I'm having a sleepover and my friend fell asleep and I got bored
@thegreatlioness
@thegreatlioness 3 роки тому
Truly Greg
@cry1ingonion
@cry1ingonion 3 роки тому
@@holly___ thanks?
@personontheintergroogles6911
@personontheintergroogles6911 3 роки тому
Somehow I did both......?????
@elliebeamydookie
@elliebeamydookie 3 роки тому
@@thegreatlioness you called?
@The_ATF_
@The_ATF_ 3 роки тому
I love how that girl climbed up a ladder to a higher height but apparently can’t deal with 8f in the air
@scarlettscott6445
@scarlettscott6445 11 місяців тому
You’re here after Danny posted the wife pregnancy announcement❤❤❤
@dukeoffish5974
@dukeoffish5974 4 роки тому
This man is one of the few people who can make ads entertaining.
@cam5857
@cam5857 4 роки тому
Duke of Fish ya drew’s pretty cool
@patricka3583
@patricka3583 4 роки тому
Drew gooden and daniel thrasher can too
@patricka3583
@patricka3583 4 роки тому
Wait...aren't they the same person, dang I just confused myself
@legomeister6966
@legomeister6966 4 роки тому
Eric from internet comment etiquette made a fake tv show for a nord vpn add
@shoyoby
@shoyoby 4 роки тому
fr
@mightbeiguess
@mightbeiguess 3 роки тому
So, who’s gonna tell him that arm measurements are around.....
@Objectsided
@Objectsided 3 роки тому
Lol
@fancydood5292
@fancydood5292 2 роки тому
I was gonna say that’s dumb but then I realized that your wing span is the same or very close to your height
@goofiestgoobster
@goofiestgoobster 10 місяців тому
laura’s “ouhkaey” was perfect- danny looked like a little kid who just was told he couldn’t kick his little brother and called his mom a jerk
@luna_likes_to_draw_
@luna_likes_to_draw_ 7 місяців тому
This hits different now that they had their first child the other day :3
@crazylady11
@crazylady11 7 місяців тому
They did??
@MissCuteAndLovely
@MissCuteAndLovely 4 роки тому
*GREG* *G* = Impossible for *R* = any Lady *E* = not to *G* = love him
@DylanLeonine
@DylanLeonine 4 роки тому
Gimpossible for Rany Lady Enot to Glove him ?
@slushu_6865
@slushu_6865 4 роки тому
Dylan Leonine No, it spells: G= Impossible for R= any Lady E= not to G= love him
@noel.friedrich
@noel.friedrich 4 роки тому
@@DylanLeonine come on
@DylanLeonine
@DylanLeonine 4 роки тому
@@noel.friedrich Where are we going?
@DylanLeonine
@DylanLeonine 4 роки тому
@@slushu_6865 Oh sorry, my bad. I must not know how acronyms work o_o
@idiot6893
@idiot6893 4 роки тому
If Laura gets pregnant someday.. Is she gregnant?
@kittycat6088
@kittycat6088 4 роки тому
yes
@sleepychild5381
@sleepychild5381 4 роки тому
Definitely
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch 4 роки тому
As stated in his office video on his other channel the answer is a very angry “*NO*”
@gabrielgutierrez4351
@gabrielgutierrez4351 4 роки тому
No she is pregananant
@g1ng3r_b1tch
@g1ng3r_b1tch 4 роки тому
Demiglitch i read “very angry NO” right as i hit 2:32 in the video
@Spacetanuki0
@Spacetanuki0 11 місяців тому
It's so weird hearing Danny talking about having a baby when he will have one this year
@alyssamontalbano4810
@alyssamontalbano4810 6 місяців тому
now the baby is born!!
@leolucas6232
@leolucas6232 11 місяців тому
9:21 Now the rumors are actually true 😊
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918
@darrencrissistotallyawesom918 5 років тому
Well I hope you are enjoying your unmarried life with your wife Laura
@randomvids3456
@randomvids3456 5 років тому
mE tOo
@dolanxluvuguys225
@dolanxluvuguys225 5 років тому
Darren Criss is totally awesome yeah I wonder how they are doing since I’m a time traveler from 10067 I haven’t watched him since 2019 I hope him and Laura aren’t deAd 🤗🙂
@kittycatnala6243
@kittycatnala6243 5 років тому
@@dolanxluvuguys225 how did you make this 2 months ago, if you havent watched them since 2019 and you're from 10067
@aliyahyoung7729
@aliyahyoung7729 5 років тому
Blaine
@aliyahyoung7729
@aliyahyoung7729 5 років тому
@@kittycatnala6243 time travel... duh
@vibhab191
@vibhab191 5 років тому
_wHaT’s Up DaNnY iT’s GREG_
@juhlis5586
@juhlis5586 5 років тому
Vibha B hey that's not what he says
@goobie23
@goobie23 5 років тому
Smirk just exposed you Vibha
@vibhab191
@vibhab191 5 років тому
Jmoko oh no!! What do I do now? *_GASP_*
@goobie23
@goobie23 5 років тому
Vibha B you need to move states, change your name, and cover your tracks. Good luck.
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole
@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole 5 років тому
Vibha B i read that in drew’s voice lmao
@FrankIerosPiss
@FrankIerosPiss 2 роки тому
“It is impossible for any lady not to love him.” Gay people: *thanos snaps out of existance*
@m.r.s.k8940
@m.r.s.k8940 3 роки тому
Wait, Danny is a comedian, youtuber, musician, gamer and a squirrel. He must be really good at multitasking.
@arianna6501
@arianna6501 4 роки тому
"He flaunts a set of beautiful blue eyes and brown hair" *his hair is hazel*
@meaninglessblob7036
@meaninglessblob7036 4 роки тому
You mean his eyes?
@nikeb4212
@nikeb4212 4 роки тому
And his eyes are baby blue
@sniffmaster3000
@sniffmaster3000 4 роки тому
Weird Girl and Drew’s eyes are a different shade of baby blue
@TheCandyDragon
@TheCandyDragon 4 роки тому
hazel is brown though?
@chaoticevil1578
@chaoticevil1578 4 роки тому
AND HIS EYES ARE BLUE
@daMEGatron
@daMEGatron 4 роки тому
“We don’t know his ethnicity.” He calls himself a white boy in at least 50 videos.
@norakelly4545
@norakelly4545 4 роки тому
Meg Wallace that’s not an ethnicity lol wut
@ars10001
@ars10001 4 роки тому
@lil pøtatø queen :/ no, it's not. Race and ethnicity are different...
@jeremytewari3346
@jeremytewari3346 4 роки тому
Race is skin color, ethnicity is cultural background, like White vs Irish
@mildredlopez7636
@mildredlopez7636 4 роки тому
ITS A JOKE
@hamluk_
@hamluk_ 4 роки тому
the last name, if it's real, only gives us two possibilities. so.
@old.artsy.newspaper8151
@old.artsy.newspaper8151 3 роки тому
“it is impossible for any lady not to fall im love with him” lesbians rn: ah yes
@clefaaable103
@clefaaable103 3 роки тому
Bad luck ladies you're bi now also alloromantic owned
@Holytitmouse
@Holytitmouse 2 роки тому
The article obviously meant Peanut, who is impossible not to love
@shreemoyee_art
@shreemoyee_art 3 роки тому
Damn, you graduated from Georgia tech in CS! I have watched SO many of your videos and NOW I am impressed!
@shreemoyee_art
@shreemoyee_art 3 роки тому
Also, the "arm" measurement is the diameter, I'm pretty sure!
@rhiannah
@rhiannah 5 років тому
wait he’s 24? legit thought he was 17
@KubzElhan
@KubzElhan 5 років тому
Death Berry don’t fucking insult people for no reason. Just because they’re confused dip shit.
@larissaroc
@larissaroc 5 років тому
same skksks
@cynie9221
@cynie9221 5 років тому
No worries, he has a young face. He looks really young to a lot of people, no need to call names lol
@ginahogeland6140
@ginahogeland6140 5 років тому
You're a fucking dumbass
@sarakling939
@sarakling939 5 років тому
I thought he was 15...
@theluxalpha
@theluxalpha 4 роки тому
I feel like this article was written by a fangirl
@xkokiii_m4rz
@xkokiii_m4rz 4 роки тому
Bro stop calling me out!
@goodday3185
@goodday3185 3 роки тому
It was wrote by greg, the one in the attic behind the boxes.
@emmycarovillano1347
@emmycarovillano1347 3 роки тому
or drew
@sewerrat2683
@sewerrat2683 3 роки тому
Aka drew
@ru8ix715
@ru8ix715 2 роки тому
11:26 “Danny Gonzalez is amazing and hunky.” Lmao
@bigman1163
@bigman1163 2 роки тому
It’s sad looking back at his old videos and seeing peanut, Rest In Peace cute doggo.
@jaz9677
@jaz9677 5 років тому
Danny is 24 yeads old... Danny is... 24 years old... Danny is.... *wait what*
@KillerPuppy20
@KillerPuppy20 5 років тому
24 yeets old
@peabrain6872
@peabrain6872 5 років тому
24 yeads
@exist_much5625
@exist_much5625 5 років тому
I thought he was a zygote
@allie-nm4io
@allie-nm4io 5 років тому
i thought he was 12 damn
@EmilyT2005
@EmilyT2005 5 років тому
Ok, so; Danny looks like he's 17, is actually 24, And is MARRIED. My brain canNOT handle this >.
@jelenaradojevic4
@jelenaradojevic4 5 років тому
Same 😵
@RAWRzooted
@RAWRzooted 5 років тому
Emily Thibodeau I knew he had a girlfriend but I didn’t know they were married lol But yeah he’s 24
@victorsardinia7120
@victorsardinia7120 5 років тому
I am about to start flopping on the floor like a discount Walmart shopper
@melaniemunoz8
@melaniemunoz8 5 років тому
Sis what??? I thought he was 16!!!!! My life is a lie😫😫😫
@maddisonmunro6728
@maddisonmunro6728 5 років тому
imagine what he looked like at 17 then lmao
@Reflecterr
@Reflecterr 2 роки тому
"a free 30 day *free* trial" *ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*
@bookss9017
@bookss9017 2 роки тому
Just how the article refers to Danny as "The hunky internet star"
@drewgonzalez6709
@drewgonzalez6709 3 роки тому
The reason danny knew he wanted to be a youtube star since he was 6 was because when drew was 7 he told danny about the internet app he wanted to make (youtube) and danny knew that he wanted to be a star on it.
@humanph0bicyoutube844
@humanph0bicyoutube844 3 роки тому
wOw rEaLly?
@heavenonearth3316
@heavenonearth3316 2 роки тому
Your profile has me reeling
@thecatwit
@thecatwit 2 роки тому
I thought you were kurtis drew and Danny simultaneously
@worstusernameintheworld9871
@worstusernameintheworld9871 2 роки тому
I didn't read your username and actually thought that Kurtis commented, your username makes it even better
@mvlligrvbs
@mvlligrvbs 2 роки тому
@@worstusernameintheworld9871 I didn't look at the username either😅
@molly-hannahx5287
@molly-hannahx5287 5 років тому
Doesn’t have a wife, but her names laura? *seems legit*
@adrianarojas3432
@adrianarojas3432 5 років тому
Best
@stephchefjoey5977
@stephchefjoey5977 5 років тому
Wait I heard yanny Jk
@ShadicJackson
@ShadicJackson 5 років тому
@@stephchefjoey5977 Hahahaha
@butterflydreams7728
@butterflydreams7728 3 роки тому
Covid is killing me 😣 At least I can watch this to save me. Laughed more than I have in a while I’ve been watching soo much of Danny my new favourite UKpostsr
@serenatheturtle4355
@serenatheturtle4355 3 роки тому
We not gonna mention how Danny thought the arm measurement was length and not around??????
@kayden6099
@kayden6099 5 років тому
wait Danny's not 13?
@kayden6099
@kayden6099 5 років тому
then how old is greg???
@nickymcthicky4871
@nickymcthicky4871 5 років тому
kk he's a fetus.
@goodjobeli
@goodjobeli 5 років тому
Nah he's 14 dude did you not hear his song
@izabelea7733
@izabelea7733 5 років тому
i thought he was 8
@a1v4
@a1v4 5 років тому
he’s just got a young face
@destrogamer9645
@destrogamer9645 4 роки тому
Can we get a face reveal? You're hiding too much from us.
@kellveyteruhship7547
@kellveyteruhship7547 3 роки тому
yeah i agree
@neobluesultimatedragon1782
@neobluesultimatedragon1782 3 роки тому
? What
@purple3711
@purple3711 3 роки тому
Wait wdym-
@shikhaagrawal8292
@shikhaagrawal8292 3 роки тому
i agree SO MUCH
@neobluesultimatedragon1782
@neobluesultimatedragon1782 3 роки тому
shikha agrawal on what what do you mean?
@thefun8900
@thefun8900 2 роки тому
"He lives in Atlanta Georgia with his beautiful wife - which isn't true" "But I do have a wife and I do live in Atlanta, Georgia"
@mikeoxmall6442
@mikeoxmall6442 3 роки тому
Concerned and pensive! Upset and thoughtful ! Those are great personalities to have Danny..can I call u Danny?
@miaschannel1
@miaschannel1 5 років тому
They always ask “What’s up Greg” but never “How’s up Greg” :(
@anaise4388
@anaise4388 5 років тому
They never cared...
@Danny-Gonzalez
@Danny-Gonzalez 5 років тому
They never ask “whys up greg?”
@anaise4388
@anaise4388 5 років тому
Danny Gonzalez danny!!
@miaschannel1
@miaschannel1 5 років тому
Who’s up Greg? Seriously who is Up Greg he keeps coming to my house and I’m really scared
@ilexdiapason
@ilexdiapason 5 років тому
I'll do you one better, who's up greg?
@iHaveTheDocuments
@iHaveTheDocuments 5 років тому
14 inches is not the length of your arm lol. They mean the thickness of the bicep "top of arm" .
@iHaveTheDocuments
@iHaveTheDocuments 4 роки тому
@@sadie7593 Yeah it's not too bad.
@isaac0891
@isaac0891 4 роки тому
Blankroomsoup.avi
@sythepie
@sythepie 4 роки тому
@@isaac0891 lmao
@obviouslymatt6452
@obviouslymatt6452 4 роки тому
I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS it’s not just the bicep lmao it’s two thirds tricep
@Sendarra
@Sendarra 4 роки тому
@@sadie7593 they mean wrapped around lmao
@amazingnancy5755
@amazingnancy5755 2 роки тому
Danny is the only person I know that I can sit down and watch his sponsors like he is so interesting when he has his sponsors And all the time Danny
@jdweiser
@jdweiser 9 місяців тому
I think there is a missed opportunity in this video. Throughout the entire video he has a door open a crack to a creepy closet or bathroom and I kept expecting something to happen with it but nothing ever did. smh
@sunlitChaos
@sunlitChaos 8 місяців тому
That’s the point. He’s tricking you into being anxious and hoping for something to happen, forcing you to concentrate on the closet the entire time, looking closely just in case something appears. But it never does.
@laurenwall3902
@laurenwall3902 5 років тому
*i thought he was 50 and married* *good thing he’s 13 and has a wife*
@aliciasavitskoff3365
@aliciasavitskoff3365 5 років тому
Lauren Wall He isn’t 50?
@zyntholFN
@zyntholFN 5 років тому
r/woooosh
@boio9526
@boio9526 5 років тому
@@aliciasavitskoff3365 yes he is
@boio9526
@boio9526 5 років тому
No you thought right he is 50 the 13y.o. thing is a lie
@kiero1271
@kiero1271 5 років тому
He's 24
@mackenziemeyerhofer6600
@mackenziemeyerhofer6600 5 років тому
_thinks they meant the length of his arms_
@supakawaii69
@supakawaii69 5 років тому
I'm so
@valaya.3
@valaya.3 5 років тому
-I thought that too-
@ong334
@ong334 5 років тому
Mackenzie Meyerhofer LEL
@zoeduboismusic6944
@zoeduboismusic6944 5 років тому
Mackenzie Meyerhofer amirite
@baskpro8232
@baskpro8232 Місяць тому
I’ve been meaning to buy you a new suit Danny thanks for the updated measurements
@baskpro8232
@baskpro8232 Місяць тому
Shoot I need your new address so I can send it too you bro! Send me your addy!
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