Bahahhahaha

@Quark damn

@Quark you're 100% correct but spamming irrelevant shit in the comments is annoying, don't be like the "jESus LOVes YOu" idiots

@@zlis4536 It's a bot, most likely made by some disgruntled fundamentalist trying to make atheists look bad. Also state-enforced atheism is just as awful as state-enforced religion.

@@ZilbaFollie first part, probably yes. second part, no. state enforced religion is way worse, i live in a country where the government is full of christian fanatics and i can asure you there's nothing worse than hateful idiots basing their politics on a book about a wizard who lives in the sky. it's ridiculous

He's projecting

So, what I'm getting here is, Danny got caught writing it and made this video I wonder who caught him and what happened to them...

That would be like when he photoshopped himself to look Like he had a brother

Omg!!! Lol

🤔🤔🤔

same lmao

Ughhhh the clickbait 😂😂😂😂

had something similar happen to me when I went to the doctor and she kept asking where my parents are and why did they send me there alone without them, was 22 at the time but I didn't realize the meaning of her questions lol. after that she asked my age and was quite embarrassed haha

I went to a national park last year at 24 and they stopped me and asked me my age, so I told them. Turns out they were asking because they thought I was 12 and under and wanted to give me a discount.

I’ve had both problems weirdly enough. When I was like 12/13 people would ask for my drivers license and such. Now I’m 27 and I get told I’m too young to buy alcohol lmao. I guess I plateaued at some point or started benjamin buttoning

Meee, I work at a high school and a lot of the kids and staff think I'm a student!

​@@tapchoke2363you're aging in reverse lmao

And “Greg Gang” on his knuckles

I thought this video would be sponsored by inkbox

@@DapperJazz BYE

@@Shizuzuka same 😭

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet UKpostsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear bez

Like that one Harry Potter fanfic but that was rewritten to be about Christianity instead? Since some sects aren’t allowed to involve themselves in forms of magic or witchcraft, someone rewrote it to be Christian so they can! Or at least, that was the tag line

@@grosebud4721 I watched a Strange Eons video on it and I have to agree with her that it's definitely satire- a very well crafted one, with authors notes to fit the narrative and have a swift, funny excuse to stop writing. "My husband forbade me" just fits so well with the whole "You're a christian, Harry!" Maybe I should start writing satire fics as well, since they're so fun to read xD

Being ironic does not justify the atrocities that they have created

this is the most tumblr comment ever

Lmao it doesn't take an expert on fanfiction to understand that those were obviously satirical. But thanks Sherlock.

@Joanna I still don’t know how to pronounce it after years

@@TheKitsuneMuffin Rude

I read it and omg it's so funny- my dad got mad at me cause I was laughing too much-

Dang idek why are they making fun of beginner writers what??😕😕

Hell yeah

It only got better from here

Haira

@@Bruh-ob9mi good portmanteau; translates to "surprised." 😂

Ayy the angel's number

Give me a second making one at you

@@user-et3wv3wm8v I’m writing one for you

There could be one about you and you'd never know

Then you're a coward and I don't want you on this 'ship'.

Danny x Drew

BRO SAME 😭

HELP SAME

it was ratoing for like a minute

SAMMEE LMAOO

SAME

He's also manged to become multiple people one is called 'drew gooden' or something like that

*5 HIT COMBO*

a TRUE gamer

And an immigrant from Kazakhstan! He's really done it all

And also Danny DeVitos dog.

I mean... when it's just things like screenshots from videos with nothing added I really don't understand why people would post them. The photo of him from Kurtis' show makes sense but why are there so many that don't really add anything new?

@Alquisha 🍒 shhh

@Alquisha 🍒 i aint reading all that

Hahaha love it

LMFAOOOO

I came running to this video when someone commented on my comment saying I ended up in one of his videos! I made Danny feel old lol

That’s why I love my age, I was a few months late to Vine but still know well enough about it and I’m well into Wattpad now so, Golden age😌👌

Power 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/hol7h6Coboin2ps.html 😳🫀

Especially because HE HAS A FANFIC ABOUT HIM ON WATTPAD

I spent 60 hours on wattpad one week and someone not knowing what wattpad is, is a strange concept.

I can't even imagine the disappointment you must feel rn.. :C

you are really tall

Omg OT!!!👀

Relly tal ❌ Gregular tal ✔

Same bro

Getting old suits this 12year old married man very nicely, I agree!

It's cuz he's actually 12

He just wants to ride

We all know Danny isn’t the daddy. He prefers someone else to be the daddy. He is only 12 after all

666th like nice

why did i see like 5 comments stealing this one some of which are bots i get this comment is funny but this is a top comment, everyones gonna know they stole it lmao

@@finkahata5663 no

Add ___ right here

**KSI has left the chat**

I'm not ashamed to say i thought it sounded wrong but wasn't sure why. I have only my overwhelming preference for physical books/comics to thank for that

how are you supposed to pronounce it???

it just sounds like a funky ass accent to me tbh

Watt-pad

it sounds normal

ITS 2022?1!! oh wait yea i forgor 💀

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

@@finkahata5663 And for people who are bilingual in languages other than the one being spoken under the video you're spamming. Apparently. :/

Same!!

Same lol

IKR

the wave calmed

But it always looks the same tho

@Lol see, that's where you're wrong.

really tho

This reminds me of a k pop member who used fake piercings and drawn on/fake tattoos and then was like SURPRISE they’re real.

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

cosplays as Kurtis lmao

@@duck9387 Is your pfp yassified Sangwoo? (I never thought that would be a question I asked lmaooo)

the trust issues he gave to us...

@@duck9387 HAHS? DAD?

omg hahahah

vincent adultman????????

@@notleo9771 it’s a bot lmao

@Quark i’m as atheist as one can be but you’re just as bad as those christian spammers istg

he’s vincent adultman irl

i gotta read this now

Why am I actually kinda scared rn 😟

@@AhmedDaUKpostsr you probably should be

now i need to read it

BIBLE SPOILERS Plot twist virgin mary is actually a rat

danny please

omg i would love this

tried to escape from jerma by watching a danny video. bad choice

Plzzzz

absolutely

Rio? Is this you??

@Quark lmao what

this reply section is cursed lmao

Wtf I just want to know if his tattoos are real

@Quark what the-

@@Indieperspective LMAO Same .. like wtf is this comment section

Sadly the gaming Channel is dead

Where things get alittle wacky Also La Croix

@Quark Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@Quark humans are the ones made up with nonsense religion just happens to be in the middle If I hit someone with a bat who do u blame the bat or the person who swinged the bat Anyways I’m not religious Just not stupid enough to discharge something that’s more then 2000 years old Even if it is nonsense

@Quark let people believe in what they want to. its not harming you. also who asked?

oh. i thought it was about greg, as in the fanbase. this ruined my day. thank you.

i was about to write this comment noooo 😰

notifs gang

I KNEW IT, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING MANDELA EFFECT

@@benjaminwyatt you know it 🤙

@@yomiyuarts that's actually what I thought was happening to me with Danny's tattoos. I saw them in the last video, and I was like... Does he usually have them...I don't remember ever seeing them...? And I checked the comments, but didn't see a single comment about it. So I gaslighted myself and decided he must have always had them, and I'm crazy, or I got Mandela'd

Na you have to be 18 to get tattoos. Danny is way too young

@@samjohnson7353 yeah, he's only 12

none of us were privy to that knowledge

None of us were privy to the crux of that knowledge

idk why that shit made me sad like he's fucking growing up bro STOP

hes rocking them

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

@Quark k

@Quark okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that nobody cares about your opinion

Honestly I need a hair tutorial.

@Quark based

Dan “the hair” Gonzalez

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

its much more funny now

The foreshadowing is crazy

Apple pie

​@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

​@@lappyjubbly6492 yes

@@lappyjubbly6492yes

me too!! this comment also helped so thanks

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

How the fuck is this man two years older than me

People writing fanfic parodies of my immortal without any sincerity is nowhere near as funny, ever, as - unironic word salad - writing a weird subject uncomfortably well

nvm

@Quark bruh

@Quark Did you just have a mini stroke?

@Quark this is ridiculous lol

but… clara is the principle female role. The Nutcracker is literally about her and the nutcracker’s adventures, right??

@@katelynn1532 Yeah, and I know different companies do different variations, but typically Clara wears a white flowing gown and the Sugar Plum Fairy wears pink tutu and I think that's who the artist may have been referencing with her pink tutu character.

@@AW-zd1lt yes im not saying they didn’t draw the sugar plum fairy, was just pointing out that clara is the principle female not really the sugar plum fairy! :)

@@katelynn1532 I feel like Sugar Plum is more well-known though. Clara is also often played by a child rather than a company member.

@@katelynn1532 i agree, but i think it really depends how you classify principle role j bc the sugar plum is usually the more talented dancer

💀💀💀THIS IS SO FUNNY. I can imagine you attempting to sign and being dragged by the nurses and staff there. I'm so sorry😔

@@matifadzaaa LMAOO

Had a friend back in school who had to get his parent to convince a teacher he was in 7th grade because she thought he was 8

I mean, isn't it actually a toy soldier? From what I remember, the ballerinas were the "counterparts" of the toy soldiers

@@ihatehandleswtf yeah i think it is actually a soldier. But danny always calls him “the little nutcracker guy” so to me at least it would’ve been funnier that way.

I thought sugar plum fairy !

Theres also the story of the nutcracker who falls in love with a ballerina

Unpopular opinion but the male lead was more handsome when he was a nut cracker

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@Quark okay but dont let your comment distract you that you keep spamming this in videos that arent even slightly similar to religion at all and that nobody gives a shit

on ao3 they are just silly goofy stories

it's a VERY thin line

Update from someone who impulsively read this... don't. The spelling gets so much worse

@@jae2138 writer of it here: i only plan to make it worse 💕

@@lunacy04 go off ig lol

@@lunacy04 i'm literally gonna read it because of this

LMAOOO

I mean that would be a great video lol

@Quark an _atheist_ preaching on a random comment? that's new

@Quark this is peak edgelord. 🤣

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

@Quark i’m an atheist

@Quark ratio + L + god made you + jesus owns you bozo 😹😹😹

@Quark im agnostic

​@Quark Ah, yes. I love how nothing can make a whole universe(out f nothing)! Like, that makes a lot of sense, totally. Your comment makes no sense to me. I'm not uneducated, or in a cult. Listen, it's fine that you dont believe in God. I just have a problem how you are insulting them, thats dumb. Also not to mention nobody asked for this. I am truly praying for you. (I dont mean this in a bad way, so please dont think im one of those people who use "praying" as an argument.) God bless.

_you should be_

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

@Quark okay but don’t let this comment distract you from shutting up

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

@Quark Really dude? Pick another human to comment this at. This was NOT necessary. Shame on you.

I'm so sorry for your loss :( Danny also cheers me up. Sending hugs and love your way :)

@@Kat_Ducky_17 Thank you so much, you don’t know how much this means to me

@Quark Okay…

report the bot also hope youre doing well

If it exists, there’s porn of it.

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.

I'm reading this comment doing exactly as you just said lmfao, I was like surely I didn't miss the fact that Danny has tattoos

@Quark wtf- that's so random... Also just let people believe what they want to believe you don't need to tell them what they can and can't believe in. Also, there is no evidence that afterlife and other stuff like that doesn't exist. Like you haven't heard of it maybe because you haven't seen it. Anyways just let people believe their beliefs.

@@peppapie1145 its a bot. just report bot and move on.

Me too

@Quark Okay but don't let this comment distract you from the fact that Mr. Krabs sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents.