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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

4 роки тому

I'm ready to meet someone new.
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@cerulianx9444
@cerulianx9444 3 роки тому
even tho i know its all the same person, i still feel like the guy is in danger
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Danger:
@StatesMusic
@StatesMusic 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ the fucks wrong with you?
@StatesMusic
@StatesMusic 3 роки тому
@@creepingtornado you dont even know whats going on why are you even talking?
@skully4065
@skully4065 3 роки тому
@@StatesMusic what
@mrlogan4563
@mrlogan4563 3 роки тому
Whats goin on?
@laulau3641
@laulau3641 3 роки тому
Stephanie, 22, depressed, "I don't care"
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Care:
@zh9664
@zh9664 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ why do you reply to people with the last word of there comment? you did it to others not just this one
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
@@zh9664 It's in the title :-)
@incorruptiblemikeadams6947
@incorruptiblemikeadams6947 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ I don't think you understand how titles work but god bless you anyway. God loves a tryer.
@tristanhopkins6790
@tristanhopkins6790 3 роки тому
He drove an hour but she’s less than a mile away
@Spartan9177
@Spartan9177 3 роки тому
"less than a mile away"..."it took over an hour to get here"
@PabbyPabbles
@PabbyPabbles 3 роки тому
It's like the place they're still trying to get to in One Piece I guess They basically start their real journey right next to it but there's water currents or some other bullshit forcing them to go around the entire world to get there
@666HeroHero
@666HeroHero 3 роки тому
Maybe he walked. But like really slowly.
@DvDick
@DvDick 3 роки тому
Maybe he had to swim through a lake of corn syrup for a mile
@tehgjunki
@tehgjunki 3 роки тому
Or maybe he just lives in LA
@dergothischeimp8792
@dergothischeimp8792 3 роки тому
He lives in LA
@LTtrash
@LTtrash 3 роки тому
"She has a screenshot from the office" - this one hit way too close to home
@muskratwiser4700
@muskratwiser4700 3 роки тому
It's like the default favorite show of any typical white upper middle class millennial female
@benisjamin6583
@benisjamin6583 3 роки тому
No, I do
@peachu7
@peachu7 3 роки тому
@@muskratwiser4700 not even upper-middle, I had an ex who was a Junkie who'd seen the entire Show over 5x in Rehab. She sure was a nut.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Home:
@muskratwiser4700
@muskratwiser4700 3 роки тому
@@peachu7 *I'll be sure to edit this later to say * upper middle girls and junkie ex girlfriends.
@mr_0n10n5
@mr_0n10n5 3 роки тому
Liking the Office is not a personality trait.
@MsZsc
@MsZsc 3 роки тому
high fives
@dimitriisov1262
@dimitriisov1262 3 роки тому
Same with political views, being drunk/ being a stoner, etc...
@Liusila
@Liusila 3 роки тому
Tell that to people on dating apps.
@thiccmilkdaddy8072
@thiccmilkdaddy8072 3 роки тому
@@dimitriisov1262 mfs making smoking weed their entire personality and state of being
@deadjuice1880
@deadjuice1880 3 роки тому
[Throwing my chair] the FUCK you mean
@purityisastateofmind7439
@purityisastateofmind7439 3 роки тому
This is....horrifyingly real....and HORRIFYINGLY under exaggerated
@cygneturesounds
@cygneturesounds 3 роки тому
Agreed, both surreal and too real.
@bobjones9063
@bobjones9063 3 роки тому
It's too real! Stop!
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Exaggerated:
@JezzmanGAMES
@JezzmanGAMES 3 роки тому
Being eternally single, doesn't seem so bad anymore.
@almishti
@almishti 3 роки тому
@@JezzmanGAMES that's my rationale in a nutshell...
@MrAlyux
@MrAlyux 3 роки тому
"If you hiss at him he'll cower like a little b....mouse" 😂😂
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
😂:
@kennypowers2341
@kennypowers2341 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ :
@GT-tj1qg
@GT-tj1qg 3 роки тому
Why tf does that first reply have 10 likes for a laughing emoji and a colon lmao. UKposts some piece of shit platform dog
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
@@GT-tj1qg dog:
@itsssuper
@itsssuper 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ LOL
@OnionKing2009
@OnionKing2009 3 роки тому
The "i'm doing okay" was said exactly how people who say "i'm doing okay" really feel
@Mooreeezy
@Mooreeezy 3 роки тому
Yes 🥲
@josephmalin-palmer5031
@josephmalin-palmer5031 3 роки тому
It was some genuine top-tier acting
@SpaceMissile
@SpaceMissile 3 роки тому
i like how his bro asked. real bro of a bro.
@angelo2268
@angelo2268 3 роки тому
That's the line that hit home for me.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Feel:
@n-razm
@n-razm 3 роки тому
The way the fedora guy acts and talks is WAY too similar to people I've known before. It's like a very specific personality type that everyone's dealt with before.
@negatvecreep
@negatvecreep 3 роки тому
He talks like floki from vikings
@Emilis2023
@Emilis2023 3 роки тому
Yeah, I went to church with a kid like that.
@slyfrailzz
@slyfrailzz 3 роки тому
I have him as a tech guy. Good guy, just off.
@y33tboy97
@y33tboy97 3 роки тому
@PREMiERE PARER yes
@bmohr1710
@bmohr1710 3 роки тому
My example of this guy is ACTUALLY named Tyler, too
@tbut155
@tbut155 3 роки тому
“Oh by slow you meant not moving.” I’m dying that was fantastic
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Fantastic:
@chulumpthebigmoneywizard851
@chulumpthebigmoneywizard851 3 роки тому
I can imagine Tyler as her ex that she lives with still because both of them are too depressed to move out Edit: The fact that this comment is so relatable is yet another piece of evidence that the world lieth in sin
@GobanShodan
@GobanShodan 3 роки тому
For me I imagined that they had just recently "broken up" and Stephanie was using dating sites to find guys to make Tyler jealous. They'll get back together in a week and it will be perfect until they disagree on something and everything implodes again. I've known people exactly like this.
@sonicseducer69
@sonicseducer69 3 роки тому
@@GobanShodan I've tried to date chicks like this and I don't even think they were intentionally trying to make their ex jealous. They're just perpetually on/off with their toxic exes and that starts to fuck with your head eventually
@DrDeathpwnsu
@DrDeathpwnsu 3 роки тому
@@sonicseducer69 Yep, you're both right. She's doing that, and without even realizing it.
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
@@DrDeathpwnsu yep and you better run as fast as you can in the other direction... the mile back to your house- an hour away.
@squigglenutsfosheegie1994
@squigglenutsfosheegie1994 3 роки тому
@@bodyofhope I noticed that "less than a miles away" / "It took me an hour to get here..." I'm like what?
@brewski118sempire
@brewski118sempire 4 роки тому
"does she have any cool eyebrows." That made me chuckle... A lot.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Lot:
@burpie3258
@burpie3258 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ just curious, but why do you keep commenting single words with a ":" at the end?
@stupidrainbo
@stupidrainbo 3 роки тому
Yeah just 2 though
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
@@burpie3258 R/woosh
@burpie3258
@burpie3258 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ im literally asking about the comment so of course i'm aware that i don't understand it u fucking moron
@acloseuppictureofacat
@acloseuppictureofacat 3 роки тому
"It took an hour to get here" and everything after was so resonant that I stopped laughing and got some mild catharsis from it, so thanks for that
@daytenhughes9793
@daytenhughes9793 3 роки тому
What the fuck is a catharsis
@druze3210
@druze3210 3 роки тому
Look it up like
@joselezama6662
@joselezama6662 3 роки тому
I love how that's a detail, considering her profile said she was less than a mile away
@jasperzanovich2504
@jasperzanovich2504 3 роки тому
I don't think catharsis is the correct word here.
@TheAdatto
@TheAdatto 3 роки тому
I got an synopsis from it. Oh didn't we play the just type something game?
@MattMelon519
@MattMelon519 3 роки тому
"Forget it. I'm playing bongos" my life motto
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
motto:
@liahamilton8931
@liahamilton8931 3 роки тому
Words to live by
@FUSIONJAZZMAN420
@FUSIONJAZZMAN420 3 роки тому
I like that she lives in a room in a house with another person.
@VaporTrap
@VaporTrap 3 роки тому
pretty sure thats her husband and she's nonbinary ethically nonmonogomous. at least based on my online dating experience
@FUSIONJAZZMAN420
@FUSIONJAZZMAN420 3 роки тому
@@VaporTrap Well I like that they live in a room in a house.
@coalkingryan881
@coalkingryan881 3 роки тому
@@FUSIONJAZZMAN420 with another person
@91Vault
@91Vault 3 роки тому
@@VaporTrap he doesn't seem 100% cool with it
@peachu7
@peachu7 3 роки тому
@@VaporTrap GOD DAMN hit the nail on the head. The best ones are when they say they're happy in their relationship and aren't looking to leave, like why tf are you on Tinder then??
@AshU-ug2fy
@AshU-ug2fy 2 роки тому
This is super accurate. I have stories very similar to ths. Like, for real! I get to this girl's house and she yells at me to come in, so I awkwardly walk in and she yells again and is like "I'm in the kitchen" so I walk in and there is a fat guy with a wife beater shirt sitting in the chair and she is cutting his hair with clipper, there are two cats and they start sniffing me and staring at me, and they have a to-do list on the fridge that only has one thing which is "eat ass" and it is checked off. So I am just standing there like... "hey..." And she's like "I'll just be a minute. If I cut his hair I don't have to pay rent" so I'm like... "yeah...." and just stand there not knowing what to do. So she goes "You can sit down" and there is a really small table in the corner with one chair, you know like that Sims 1 table that you bought when first starting because you were too poor for a real table? It was like that. So I sit down and the cat starts trying to scratch my leg. So the three of us have an awkward conversation about how they knew each other and it takes her almost 40 minutes to cut his hair. We were supposed to go out for dinner, but then she goes "I'm not really hungry let's get ice cream instead" so we walk down the street and she takes me to an ice cream truck, then she goes "Never mind let's just go home and I'll order carry out" Annoyed, we walk back to her house and she orders thai. Okay cool, she takes me into the basement where she sleeps and we sit on her bed and she starts playing the game Detroit, so I try to start up a conversation but she pulls out her phone and starts talking to her friend, invites her friend over and is like "My friend is going to eat thai with us." So now me, her female friend and the fat man had to eat thai together. It was awkward and I hated everything. :|
@blizpix
@blizpix Рік тому
This is nightmarish, what is happening? How can this be real? AHHHH!!!
@blizpix
@blizpix Рік тому
I have managed to only date my friends or my friend's friends, and I feel like that prevented too much weirdness from happening?
@noone6223
@noone6223 Рік тому
playing detroit with a girl i just met and a wifebeater wearing fat guy in a basement sounds like the best date ever tbh
@cogd1599
@cogd1599 Рік тому
This was so fucking funny to read man. Thank you for the awesome delivery. :D
@nobodysXghost
@nobodysXghost Рік тому
were you really disappointed you didn't get to have a sit down meal in a restaurant with her? it seems like you didn't like her very much and you could have just left.
@galaxyofreesesking2124
@galaxyofreesesking2124 3 роки тому
How does he get his characters down so well? Those overly-angsty, and depressed young people were spot on.
@raniaa2592
@raniaa2592 3 роки тому
And at 1:45 , idk if that’s just me, but he does the best, most perfect accidental David Tennant impression that I’ll ever see in my life. This guy’s good.
@alsocupcakes8885
@alsocupcakes8885 3 роки тому
@@raniaa2592 Are you one of those people who posts unrelated replies below popular comments, because you know if you just posted it as a comment by itself, it’d never rise to the top? (Meant to reply to someone else, but I’ll keep this here for context).
@martinsndergaard2229
@martinsndergaard2229 2 роки тому
@@alsocupcakes8885 I think he just posted it do add something lol. No need to psychoanalyse him. xD you must be fun at parties !
@iantrolington6594
@iantrolington6594 Рік тому
@@alsocupcakes8885 I still liked it
@alsocupcakes8885
@alsocupcakes8885 Рік тому
@@dzglms I think there was either a comment that was deleted, or I replied to the wrong person.
@timcarrier7499
@timcarrier7499 3 роки тому
The fact his friend stopped playing with the ball to ask how he was doing really shows he's a good friend
@sublimeade
@sublimeade Рік тому
Is that what he was doing?
@GobanShodan
@GobanShodan 3 роки тому
"I'm not sure if you can tell, but I am not in a good mood" Fucking hell, too real. I've met someone exactly like that, thank god it wasn't a date though.
@bonniesensai
@bonniesensai 2 роки тому
LMFAO I'VE MET PEOPLE LIKE THAT TOO I'VE ALWAYSS CONSIDERED IT UNBEARABLE LOL
@brianfrost303
@brianfrost303 3 роки тому
There's something extremely accurate about "So how you doing, otherwise?" *stares at wall and tries to sound optimistic* "........... I'm doing ok."
@trevorevans4000
@trevorevans4000 3 роки тому
I know people say "I felt that" a lot when relating to things, but like...I for real felt that. That's been most of my reactions to people the past 6 months. Well either that or, "Terrible and my life is a nightmare." and trying to avoid any further conversation.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 7 місяців тому
It’s the short version of “Well I’m terrible, but other than the usual constant background radiation of depression and stress, I’m doing ok!”
@SanctuaryReintegrate
@SanctuaryReintegrate 3 роки тому
It's ALWAYS the weird roommate. "Oh, btw, I live with my ex still, I hope that isn't weird LOL" It IS weird! It's never NOT weird!
@SamRK-1000
@SamRK-1000 Рік тому
It just shows you aren’t ready to move on or are in a weird financial spot where you have to rely on an ex for housing
@GhostsOnHoliday
@GhostsOnHoliday 3 роки тому
I hate that this is actually kind of accurate to a few dates and people I've dated.
@Thegamingground
@Thegamingground 3 роки тому
I was drunk in a basement for two days in a city +8 hours away from where I live...
@quincymuller4597
@quincymuller4597 3 роки тому
@@Thegamingground sounds kinda horrible but was it worth it?
@Thegamingground
@Thegamingground 3 роки тому
@@quincymuller4597 Well...It was one of those life lessons I suppose...In my case, Internet dating can indeed be a lethal thing for males as well. However, I did get a chance to talk to an ex-Apple worker from the US on the train back to Stockholk, so I guess that I got something out of it, since his story was a rather interesting one.
@quincymuller4597
@quincymuller4597 3 роки тому
@@Thegamingground i'm assuming 2 days in a basement was not worth it to have an interesting interaction with a stranger. I'm still curious about what you did in a basement for two days.
@Thegamingground
@Thegamingground 3 роки тому
@@quincymuller4597 I learned a lesson, and I got a very cool story about Apple. That was good enough for me. I just drank down there and played ping pong...The woman that I talked to online, was nothing like what she was online in real person... She had lied about her age and pretty much everything else...And I soon learned that she (and her friends) were stupid as bricks. I honestly felt as if I had found some remote village which God had forgotten all about.
@ObsidianGloria
@ObsidianGloria 3 роки тому
I could feel that small exhale sigh before "I'm doing okay" in my bones. Too relatable
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Relatable:
@TheDresden89
@TheDresden89 3 роки тому
When you realize that no matter how lonely you are at least you aren't them, and that makes you mildly happy.
@thetoot9615
@thetoot9615 3 роки тому
@@TheDresden89 That's a cool way of looking at it
@tacobell7233
@tacobell7233 3 роки тому
This stuff is gold, couldn't stop laughing at the friend with the basketball
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Basketball:
@gordonfreeman736
@gordonfreeman736 3 роки тому
He is in a constant state of practice tossing basketball in a hallway
@DeathbyNoob15
@DeathbyNoob15 3 роки тому
this spoke to me on a deep, maddening, cosmically horrific level.
@joezcool
@joezcool 3 роки тому
well spoken
@slurponaut
@slurponaut 3 роки тому
like some Lovecraft shit
@christinakavanagh3912
@christinakavanagh3912 3 роки тому
My daughter had a very similar experience to this except her car broke down on the way and her necklace broke, beads fell all over the floor and he didn’t help pick them up and then he asked if sex was out of the question! They took it slow after that. (She never saw him again)
@seanpuckett3278
@seanpuckett3278 3 роки тому
You crack me up Christina! Some people are just crazy these days
@joeman720
@joeman720 3 роки тому
@@seanpuckett3278 bruh, we have always been this way
@D3nn1s
@D3nn1s 3 роки тому
Thats terrible lol
@KaiIchiRu96
@KaiIchiRu96 2 роки тому
Please don’t say things like that! I don’t wanna lose that hope to .. someday find some intellectuals😅😂
@percyap4271
@percyap4271 2 роки тому
@@seanpuckett3278 Didn't King Henry VIII killed all some of his wives? Stupidity lived for very long time before phones were invented, Sean
@obscurekyodai
@obscurekyodai 3 роки тому
bruh.. I actually dated this person last year smh.. chaos, roommates (they were ok though), depression, not in the mood to do anything, disconnected with his parents, even the one hour drive to his place is on point haha
@levirosenlieb7798
@levirosenlieb7798 2 роки тому
At that point you gotta work on yourself before trying to really date. That kind of attitude is a killer of relationships. I couldn’t imagine how awkward that was.
@tonbonthemon
@tonbonthemon Рік тому
@Apsoy Pike Why?
@phantomfeather518
@phantomfeather518 Рік тому
@Apsoy Pike You sound like one of em. Being depressed or dysfunctional is not a personality trait. Most people act polite and don’t talk about politics on a first date because they don’t want to get into an argument with someone they literally just met. If you date someone for a tad longer then that’s probably when you can bring that kind of stuff up to see if you’d be a good match. You gotta see if you have any chemistry first, ya know? If you make someone uncomfortable on a first date then they will probably take the relationship so slow that they’ll never see you again.
@phantomfeather518
@phantomfeather518 Рік тому
@Apsoy Pike I wasn’t inventing problems, lol, I was only attempting to explain why many people don’t cut straight to the “deep insightful” stuff right off the bat. Sure, it might not be how every country does it, and it might not be the best way to go about it, but many find it rude to discuss controversial topics on day 1. And no, a mental illness is not a personality trait. I take meds and am unable to drive because of mental problems, but it doesn’t define who I am as a person or the things that I enjoy. Perhaps you don’t like politeness in a person, and that is a personal preference, but all I’m saying is that many people do. I guess I was a bit harsh, but you did in fact say that you hate when people try to talk nice or politely to you. This video is, and the comment we’re replying under, are about how it’s difficult to be around people who may be depressed, but instead of getting help for it, they just make it their whole persona. If you find another person like that and that’s what you really want in life, then you do you I guess. I’ve worked pretty hard to get over my problems and continue to live, and when I date someone I don’t want to think about my depression or things I find depressing, such as politics, but that’s just me. We all have different opinions and view points. Sharing my opinion isn’t me attempting to create problems that aren’t there. I only wish to express myself.
@hisammy3969
@hisammy3969 Рік тому
​@@phantomfeather518 oh god this. for the love of god don't talk my ear off about politics if we've just met. lets drink a few cocktails and talk shit about our exes. it's a first date, have fun.
@vickisnemeth7474
@vickisnemeth7474 3 роки тому
App: "Less than a mile away." Stephen: "It took me an hour to get here."
@kidkurmudgeon7015
@kidkurmudgeon7015 3 роки тому
public transit/ septa joke here
@mainstream2226
@mainstream2226 3 роки тому
*Steven
@vickisnemeth7474
@vickisnemeth7474 3 роки тому
@@mainstream2226 Oh.
@StatueOfEthan
@StatueOfEthan 3 роки тому
Tyler reminds me of this 7ft tall guy back in high school dubbed “trench coat guy” who would run full speed through the lunch room leaping over chairs while playing pokémon on a gameboy
@westonblanchard5404
@westonblanchard5404 3 роки тому
He sounds like a legend
@lucidstarlight3296
@lucidstarlight3296 3 роки тому
why does that sound cool to me
@thetoot9615
@thetoot9615 3 роки тому
*MassiveLegend*
@tomcanty8856
@tomcanty8856 3 роки тому
Legit knew someone in high school like this too! hahahaa
@lukekaul8334
@lukekaul8334 3 роки тому
Was his name David?
@artival22
@artival22 3 роки тому
Im pretty sure that is nowhere exaggerated but a traumatic dating experience Joel once had and is trying to overcome by making it into a comedy sketch.
@holygon
@holygon 4 роки тому
That was incredibly uncomfortable. I loved it.
@Maciekovic
@Maciekovic 4 роки тому
When I started using tinder, this was basically it...
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
It:
@dinamithan
@dinamithan 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ why are you doing this? i'm genuinely interested
@snoozley853
@snoozley853 3 роки тому
@@dinamithan I'd like to know too. On every damn comment. Wth is happening?
@dinamithan
@dinamithan 3 роки тому
@@snoozley853 I don't think it's a bot because it's not exactly on every comment, and not always the first person to comment so the most logical thing is this person is autistic or have an obsessive-compulsive disorder
@user-zq1zo5dc9g
@user-zq1zo5dc9g 3 роки тому
@@dinamithan In the title of the video, there are 2 sentences. And the second is basically the last word of the first + ":" So the person just uses that as a template. Pretty dumb all in all but whatever makes one c*m.
@thebakerofbananabread3237
@thebakerofbananabread3237 3 роки тому
"Why doesn't anyone realize that's just me in a wig?"
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Wig:
@cocablack
@cocablack 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ stop will you?
@hinamiravenroot7162
@hinamiravenroot7162 2 роки тому
@@___xyz___ this is the third comment I read from you and all you do is this. Take your pills.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 2 роки тому
@@hinamiravenroot7162 Pills:
@hinamiravenroot7162
@hinamiravenroot7162 2 роки тому
@@___xyz___ I reported your bot account
@bangleyjelly
@bangleyjelly 3 роки тому
If i had a Synecdoche New York poster next to my bed I'd be depressed too
@mellowsign
@mellowsign 3 роки тому
Not if it was the Japanese one. Seriously, look it up.
@bangleyjelly
@bangleyjelly 3 роки тому
@@mellowsign Looks like a Ghibli movie
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Depressed:
@mothratemporalradio517
@mothratemporalradio517 3 роки тому
Hahahaha. Nice one
@CravenTHC85
@CravenTHC85 3 роки тому
The part that really hits hard is that I don't even have that close of a friend to call about shitty dates, much less shitty dates like that.
@iwogoryca2684
@iwogoryca2684 3 роки тому
Hmu if you need to vent
@angelkotilainen
@angelkotilainen 3 роки тому
Quick way to get friends as an adult is to do classes for hobbies you enjoy. I moved to a new country for a year and that's how I did it. Literally any little class going, art, knitting, science, gun shooting, golf, photography, wine tasting, painting, horse riding, dance class whatever you are into, join a class. Some of them are free, esp for the 1st class. There'll be a bunch of people there into your hobbies so it's easy to chat. If you made just 1 friend from each class, you've got a team in no time! I ended up with 18 really great buddies. You'd be amazed how many adults really crave new friends and feel lonely in every city or town in the world. It's just that we're all holed up and never get to meet each other. At the very least, with your hobbies you'll be so busy you won't notice you're not with friends or dating, as you'll be with different people all the time and it's actually almost impossible not to make friends even if you don't meet up outside class you can always chat on sm. As soon as covid is over, try it! :) (I was given this advice by someone else and it really does work!) Btw the easiest time to make friends is in school, you're all the same age and all going through the same stuff. Tons of kids say they don't have friends but that's honestly the easiest time. Idk who this comment is for, but hopefully someone finds it useful ♥
@CravenTHC85
@CravenTHC85 3 роки тому
@@angelkotilainen As much as I appreciate the advice, I do have friends. They're just assholes. :P
@piotr4198
@piotr4198 3 роки тому
@@CravenTHC85 then take the advice and find friends that aren't.
@CravenTHC85
@CravenTHC85 3 роки тому
@@piotr4198 Fair. As I get older I find I have less time for friends anyhow. So maybe I could be less of an asshole too.
@BeBackWhenever
@BeBackWhenever 4 роки тому
When in doubt, bongo it out. These dating videos are goshdingity great
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
goshdingity great:
@azulaooo
@azulaooo 2 роки тому
@@___xyz___ God damnit.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 2 роки тому
@@azulaooo damnit:
@kallmecate
@kallmecate 4 роки тому
I love your definition of 'taking it slow'... not moving! LOL
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
LOL:
@skankydanky9737
@skankydanky9737 3 роки тому
This was my last tinder date. No I'm not joking. This is deafingly close
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Close:
@C_CREATURE_
@C_CREATURE_ 3 роки тому
Give us the scoop Tostito
@erismason3441
@erismason3441 3 роки тому
Please tell us! :)
@RTHbeto27
@RTHbeto27 3 роки тому
Ward
@thetoot9615
@thetoot9615 3 роки тому
Please share your story, it could potentially save the lives of whoever reads it 🙏
@Ahzafera
@Ahzafera 3 роки тому
This is literally what online dating is like. Specifically from dating apps with people you don't really know. It gets awkward. Like, I've gone to the mall with one who was just really quiet and kind of just not there. Then out of nowhere she started crying. I can't remember the details exactly, but I remember thinking it was really weird that she'd go out with someone right after the event that happened and it was super uncomfortable.
@timehusk
@timehusk Рік тому
it seems a lot of young women have undiagnosed bpd and dating apps and modern culture just amplify it. so situations like that happen. i think every younger guy who's somewhat good looking has at least one experience of seeing/being on a date with a girl like that.
@erupter76500
@erupter76500 Рік тому
@@timehusk I had a girl stalk me after I told her that we could just be friends (the date went horrible). She showed up at my place of work (never told her where I worked and we had only gone on the one date). Then kept texting me saying she was in love with me. She stopped after I told her I would call the police if I saw her again.
@timehusk
@timehusk Рік тому
@@erupter76500 i feel for you. it seems to be okay when women act like that.
@kufgeo
@kufgeo 3 роки тому
"We named you Stephanie cause we want you to be depressed"
@brittanykreider
@brittanykreider 3 роки тому
I can't imagine meeting someone at their home on a first date. I don't want to get murdered.
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 3 роки тому
I specifically meet people at their homes anticipating the murder. Its the thrill for me
@iheartlreoy8134
@iheartlreoy8134 3 роки тому
Thanks for reassuring me I’m not crazy and this has happened to someone else.
@MichaelNatrin
@MichaelNatrin 4 роки тому
This is by far a top third quadrant video. 👍👍
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
👍:
@tic7496
@tic7496 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ huh
@mnnotaa
@mnnotaa 3 роки тому
I had been on a good handful of tinder dates. Absolutely none of them were like this. I watch the video. Next thing you know that’s what I’m experiencing. It cursed me.
@calebdehart6651
@calebdehart6651 3 роки тому
"I like food, laughing and traveling" No....freaking....way, is this love at first sight?
@frostiestark9533
@frostiestark9533 3 роки тому
*deep breath* "I'm doing okay." Felt that shit bro
@nathannakonieczny1343
@nathannakonieczny1343 3 роки тому
When they don't tell you they're in an open relationship.
@kaniphish
@kaniphish 3 роки тому
you know they're real bros cause they have matching phone cases.
@BlitheDream
@BlitheDream 3 роки тому
And if you’re a girl, the date turns out like Tyler. He’ll have a group picture with the one time in the last 5 years he went out with friends.
@raniaa2592
@raniaa2592 3 роки тому
And he’s wearing a stupid hat of course, but somehow you manage the incredible feat of deluding yourself into thinking it’s not a red flag.
@isaiahrichards9319
@isaiahrichards9319 3 роки тому
@@raniaa2592 why are hats red flags?
@user-ux4gu2lh8c
@user-ux4gu2lh8c 2 роки тому
@@isaiahrichards9319 I have never met a hat guy who wasn't either a psycho or completely self absorbed.
@SequoyaTech
@SequoyaTech 2 роки тому
:(
@anisah8546
@anisah8546 Рік тому
I'm a year late, but holy hell this is an underrated comment!
@locosstudio
@locosstudio 3 роки тому
2:58 I actually teared up because I’ve said that to myself after many bad dates🥲
@lancelotofqc7847
@lancelotofqc7847 3 роки тому
Same
@Rob-lv3rj
@Rob-lv3rj 3 роки тому
Stephanies bio: "I'm a Pam in search of my Jim."
@Clovis_the_Cat
@Clovis_the_Cat 3 роки тому
Every character you play is hilarious, man. Even the friend in the phone had me rolling. They all feel exaggerated, but scarily accurate at the same time.
@brycephillips7521
@brycephillips7521 3 роки тому
I feel a deep connection with this video. Everyone in it is depressed and tired just like me.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Me:
@dimitriisov1262
@dimitriisov1262 3 роки тому
When having any content in your bio and wanting to know about the person you like actually makes you the weird one...
@Max-kh1cf
@Max-kh1cf 3 роки тому
I really don't get why this is. You really don't have to write an essay or an deeply analyse your personality. Just write some things you like, so the other person at least has something to talk about. A few matches on Bumble commented on my „detailed bio“ when its basically just answering the questions, that are asked, when you create an account
@dimitriisov1262
@dimitriisov1262 3 роки тому
@@Max-kh1cf because relationships made solely on a physical attraction basis statistically fail
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 3 роки тому
@@dimitriisov1262 unimaginable
@joecook1989
@joecook1989 3 роки тому
that one dislike is from Tyler
@IVameless
@IVameless 3 роки тому
🖕ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʸˡᵉʳ🖕 *Hisssssss*
@beahgg
@beahgg 3 роки тому
@@IVameless hisssss
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Tyler:
@virginiacreager4331
@virginiacreager4331 2 роки тому
🤣
@TheOutlierToday
@TheOutlierToday 3 роки тому
"When you said slow you meant like...not moving..." 😂😂😂
@SpookyNero
@SpookyNero 3 роки тому
Wow, she was cute. How 'bout you share them digits.
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
Digits:
@WillBilliam
@WillBilliam 3 роки тому
(🤟)-✌️☝️-🤘☝️🖕
@doesitmatterwhoiam8838
@doesitmatterwhoiam8838 Рік тому
I have never seen such a accurate depiction what it is like to step into a random, toxic situation before in my life. Brilliant.
@sophietekliuk9864
@sophietekliuk9864 3 роки тому
3:03 I wanted to cry and hug him and cry. never saw such a powerful actor wow
@ghost-fs7th
@ghost-fs7th 3 роки тому
Me, 23 years old and has never dated: *haha I shall never know this pain*
@Squishito
@Squishito 3 роки тому
I share these exact qualities
@Scarshadow666
@Scarshadow666 3 роки тому
Same here! **high-fives**
@frey439
@frey439 Рік тому
Yo same
@miguelconti2304
@miguelconti2304 3 роки тому
I just stumbled across this channel today and is amazing. I have a feeling that it will blow up one day. You guys deserve so much more support. Amazing!!!
@NASkeywest
@NASkeywest 3 роки тому
He went up like 80k subs in 2 days.
@bigballoftape5343
@bigballoftape5343 3 роки тому
He literally went up 5k subs in the last hour
@onward2727
@onward2727 3 роки тому
How Yall know this?
@mothratemporalradio517
@mothratemporalradio517 3 роки тому
@@onward2727 i saw a post today which was a 100,000 subs special amd by the time i saw it, it was over 200,000 subs. Now there's like 40,000 more. The algorithm is crazy, especially in the pandemic as it's huge numbers of viewers, so stuff in the recommended blows right up. Having said that, i enjoy Joel's acting a lot, it's not like it's unworthy, tho it does make me a little uneasy about what causes or withholds exposure when it might make or break channels in the process, especially as it's AI.
@zeroneutral
@zeroneutral 3 роки тому
It wasn't an hour Steven... it was your whole life. Reflect. lol
@luluparadise8630
@luluparadise8630 2 роки тому
I once met this dad that introduced his children as Victor and Victoria and then burst out laughing like he knew he'd intentionally ruined their lives
@guitarmaniac004
@guitarmaniac004 3 роки тому
I've been in this exact situation and it's scary how you've captured the very essence of why I don't like meeting new people.
@voxvolhynia5400
@voxvolhynia5400 3 роки тому
The basketball guy is the best comedic relief I've seen in awhile. This whole channel is gold.
@jr517
@jr517 3 роки тому
“I’m doin okay” yeah man...I felt that
@reidanderson328
@reidanderson328 3 роки тому
"I'm doing okay." Yeah I feel you.
@gerythionargarys7848
@gerythionargarys7848 3 роки тому
Human interaction is overrated, anyway.
@Mercury-Wells
@Mercury-Wells 3 роки тому
Interact? I just stab the horrible things...
@gerythionargarys7848
@gerythionargarys7848 3 роки тому
@@Mercury-Wells okay, Shitwit.
@Cody_Cigar
@Cody_Cigar 3 роки тому
@@gerythionargarys7848 no u
@galacticlavalamp6338
@galacticlavalamp6338 3 роки тому
True! Humans are social animals but this doesn’t mean we need deep and complex relationships to feel fulfilled. Simple human interaction is enough. It’s good to be close to at least one or two people though. There’s billions of people, at least one of them nearby should be someone you could get along with well enough! Anyways god speed
@cockycookie1
@cockycookie1 3 роки тому
He could've just asked her if she wanted to get outta there and not be a wet blanket about it. Nearly every situation can be turned around.
@ElElefante
@ElElefante 3 роки тому
I went on a date that went exactly like this. We're married for 15 years now and she hasn't left her bed once. Not once. Best.Wife.Ever
@susiesan
@susiesan 3 роки тому
Are you Grandpa Joe?
@ElElefante
@ElElefante 3 роки тому
@@susiesan I can be however you want me to be Suzie Q ;-)
@nealeellis4455
@nealeellis4455 3 роки тому
Is she dead then
@ElElefante
@ElElefante 3 роки тому
@@nealeellis4455 Tbh, I haven't checked her pulse in a couple of years. But I swear I felt it for a second when we were coupling
@kidkurmudgeon7015
@kidkurmudgeon7015 3 роки тому
Morrisey, you've been bragging about that 'girlfriend in a coma' since '87
@Elendir
@Elendir 3 роки тому
This was like my first Tinder date.... it was so weird and i can relate to it so much. i feel bad for him now :(
@Daniel-ek7qd
@Daniel-ek7qd Рік тому
"it took me an hour to get here." that cuts deep
@Atetrigrams
@Atetrigrams 3 роки тому
“Less than a mile away” “It took an hour to get here”
@stardustnation2480
@stardustnation2480 3 роки тому
He had to crawl. Backwards.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 роки тому
Reminds me of the Communitychannel video where she gathers 'all the kings in the nearby land' to discuss the concept of 'King Size' chocolate bars, and one complains 'it took me nine months to get here'.
@BazookaShack
@BazookaShack 3 роки тому
“It took an hour to get here” I felt that 😆
@kenzito101
@kenzito101 3 роки тому
Steph and Steve doesn't sound like it would have ever worked.
@ekkehard8
@ekkehard8 2 роки тому
Steste... Stell bad.
@QC1cold1canadien1kid
@QC1cold1canadien1kid 3 роки тому
This isn't even satire, I've lived through that shit.
@Timothymukansi
@Timothymukansi 2 роки тому
This guy played 4 distinct characters so perfectly I believed it was 4 different actors
@yoinkling
@yoinkling 2 роки тому
This is too accurate, way too accurate. it's disturbing that this is a common enough type of person for you to be able to imitate them so perfectly.
@ErikUden
@ErikUden 3 роки тому
This feels like a real life experience
@rheaabraham1302
@rheaabraham1302 2 роки тому
I'm so glad these videos randomly popped up on my reccomendations out of nowhere during exam prep. Absolutely brilliant.
@pgwwa2
@pgwwa2 3 роки тому
2:46 that's some south park worthy voice
@yvonnec3333
@yvonnec3333 3 роки тому
the amount of chaotic energy in this I-
@iDigsGiantRobots
@iDigsGiantRobots 2 роки тому
"it took an hour to get here" I related so hard that I burst out laughing.
@mookielagaras9195
@mookielagaras9195 3 роки тому
The “I’m doin’ okay.” That was the most emotional part.
@feenysmoustache608
@feenysmoustache608 3 роки тому
Did I just stumble onto the greatest creator this site has to offer? You are incredible man! Been watching your stuff nonstop!
@pug4986
@pug4986 3 роки тому
“It took an hour to get there” Her page: less than a mile away
@ApotheosiZ
@ApotheosiZ 3 роки тому
Yikes... I'm having bad date flashbacks, it's amazing how inconsiderate some girls can be when it comes to dates
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
dates:
@karini-xf6zl
@karini-xf6zl 3 роки тому
@Farb S she might be a bot
@brandonjones6052
@brandonjones6052 3 роки тому
@@___xyz___ why
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
what
@thetoot9615
@thetoot9615 3 роки тому
How so?
@freakyykid101
@freakyykid101 3 роки тому
This is so scarily accurate.... you can tell this is from experience
@sundaymourning5329
@sundaymourning5329 2 роки тому
I just love how real this is! Sometimes things just suck, sometimes other ppl put zero effort into something you planned for and were kinda looking forward to, and sometimes life is nothing more simply "okay".
@SoggyOatmeaI
@SoggyOatmeaI 3 роки тому
I JUST WENT ON A DATE THAT MADE ME FEEL EXACTLY LIKE THIS
@2ndhk552
@2ndhk552 3 роки тому
The I’m doing ok at the end has me dead
@homesteadgamer1257
@homesteadgamer1257 2 роки тому
I keep telling myself this is the last Haver video for the night, but I keep clicking on more.
@wilhelmironjaw3450
@wilhelmironjaw3450 3 роки тому
"I'm doing okay" - I felt that
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
that:
@wilbel4
@wilbel4 3 роки тому
This is revolutionary
@___xyz___
@___xyz___ 3 роки тому
revolutionary:
@mastersofnone5869
@mastersofnone5869 3 роки тому
This made me so ridiculously anxious to watch😂
@JohnSmith-cg3cv
@JohnSmith-cg3cv Рік тому
"Less than a mile away" "Took me an hour to get here" XD
@aliceliddell9436
@aliceliddell9436 2 роки тому
"I'm doin okay" good god I want to give you a hug ;-;
@Radiobed
@Radiobed 4 роки тому
New favorite youtuber
@fidget0227
@fidget0227 3 роки тому
“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Forget it, I’m playing bongos.
@corn5410
@corn5410 3 роки тому
It’s actually in a beginning if you look at the Hebrew
@Nina-cd6uw
@Nina-cd6uw 3 роки тому
@@corn5410 I'm glad that's the only debatable thing about this translation lol
@nathanielreichley4640
@nathanielreichley4640 Рік тому
I do love those guy-to-guy phone calls before and after dates. Really hits home haha
@Assassn-ey6uq
@Assassn-ey6uq 2 роки тому
Last line: "I'm doing okay."
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