Can you believe she was street cast!! Found her in a ditch in Arkansas! Almost ran her over thinking she was a piece of debris!

@@Joel-Haver that sounds like a line from a Lonely Island song Dreamgirl.

@@Joel-Haver after all these years… Someone finally found MOLLY ༼ つ◕_◕༽つ

It was a toss up between Joel's hair, Joel, Joel the banana, and Molly. I narrowed it down and it was a toss up between Molly and banana peel. Still superb acting I recommend while cutting Joel's hair to the score" ..there's going to be a rumble"

@@Joel-Haver I mean she's great, but... You sure she ain't debris?

@Lèmon Lēe Yeah, I do dream of my friends, but they just have the "role" friend assigned, so every now and then the dream-friend sort of changes faces. In the dream it is still the same person, but resembled by an other reality-friend.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear h34m

The fun thing is technically they are both out there to work

My dreams don't do that. A friend stays the same. But sometimes the cast of the dream changes.

The irony is that filming there actually is work for him. Fun. But still technically work.

the piece of hair that Molly gave the banana to wouldn't be nominated for best supporting actor, which would cause outrage among film school students on twitter and youtube

And it would deserve it!

Directed by Wes Anderson

1.5*

@@notsure1969 they're European or whatever, brother

or just strange lol

This one in particular is EXACTLY like what my good dreams are. Maybe less hectic though? Think I had a dream similar to this in a kind of desert-y valley (was a town there?) when I was 4.

@@mr.jamster8414 Most of my dreams were nightmares growing up, Scorched earth type dreams every….. damn….. day, it was hell.

@@aristotle1960 I dunno what that means but most nightmares are fun

@@aristotle1960 also Jesus I remembered ANOTHER game I must've last played when I was 3 or 4 wtf lmao "Beneath A Steel Sky" I looked it up because it sounded interesting, and specifically remembered parts of the game. I'm gonna go play it again now. I think I might've even finished it.

Facts lol

His dream seem really realistic to me. Mine are straight up shrooms LSD trips

Thank you

xD so true.

Wig???

@@mistersir it’s a device to emulate the existence of hair on a person’s head

@@mistersir he's implying that Molly Garcia is Joel in a wig, because in the past Joel has done pieces where he played both characters in a couple, with the female role wearing a blonde wig. Jokes are funnier when you explain them.

Hahaha ugh thank you guys. I'm a little slow sometimes because I got dropped on my head as a baby from the roof of a Starbucks.

@@mistersir it was actually mcdonalds not starbucks, because you be clownin' . . you clown.

Exactly. Searching for meaning for every single random BS dream moment that pops up.

I really felt that when Joel made Molly give her banana to his har cus he wants it, there's something in that for sure (if that was real dream lmao)

@@viderevero1338 idk I think dreams can be pretty interesting and insightful

@@viderevero1338 Except dreams do all have meaning in a way. Dreaming is your brain's way of processing things in isolation with no external influence. They may not make sense to you, but your subconscious puts them together to make sense of things that have been happening in your life.

the message is the emotional feeling. the components rarely matter

that's a nice house. say, does this look like a sore throat to you?

Lots of options for what dug those holes in that environment, but not snakes.

I knew a snake once

marmots

@@richsterstites marmoset? like a monkey?

I want that too

@@mollygarcia simp

@@mollygarcia DO IT

Banane

It reminds me a bit of napoleon dynamite. I would watch it lol.

I personally found this to be way more awkward than real life lol

@@thegrimyeaper I’m sure that’s the joke lol

what brought you out here?

meet the right person and usually itll be fine

Socializing is easy and that comfortable all you have to do is talk

THE Walter?!!

WATER TRUCK MOSTER TRUCK

Completely relatable indeed, but not just fiction, also real life events that have nothing to do with you, I just had a dream where I was watching two really great chess players play, and they made notes to me standing there like "this could've been a move by you CrazyOrc (with my real name), brilliant". I've not played a game of chess since I was like 10 and I only know the pure basics. I was like "wait I'm good at chess? Mmh, I guess, these guys know their shit, so I must know my shit".

@@Zwijger :D

Do I know you from somewhere?

Idk man if Joel can't keep his cake behind that tree could any man or woman really control themselves?

Who is Haley

Who tf is haley?

It's Molly

Lol, thank you for the corrections. I'm an idiot.

No way!! We were carrying a desk I found at that thrift store. Now it has my plants on it! Next time you see us carrying furniture come say hi :)

I would absolutely have not gotten out and assumed I was insane as well. This is what happens when we mistake a toe high wall for a chest high wall

@@Joel-Haver you bought a desk to keep plants on? Aren’t you living in a van??

@@yourmum69_420 I think hes staying in LA for a bit

@@Joel-Haver Can I say hi if I see you carrying a drive shaft, or is it strictly for furniture carrying?

I read this right as that line was said lol

Thanks king! I love you!

The hair in his head or the hair in the floor?

:)

More like, Bore: The Dark World.

@@ardynizunia9709 I understood that reference

That movie was so boring I fell a sleep and woke up at the end.

@@ardynizunia9709 More like Bore Ragnarock

Bananas are a precious item to be shared

I cry every time

I didn’t think I was in the mood for Joel’s weirdness right now. I was wrong.

@@Wingedmagician I feel that way often, Rob! But then the videos typically make me laugh like I haven't laughed in awhile OR make me feel emotional/sentimental

Excellent observation. I like it too. Snark is over rated

the that's what I said when she said Joel screamed in his sleep was plenty snarky tho lol

@@rakhmanoshakbayev2419 I’d be snarky too if I had to singlehandedly fight off coyotes while my new desert friend scream-slept

Yaaaa very Napoleon Dynamite vibes

Yeah it's funny in the way napoleon dynamite was trying to be

That line isn’t meta; it’s just leaning on the fourth wall.

@@ShadyForest it's both

@@aidanallen1976 Yeah I looked up the definition of meta afterwards and it's basically "anything that is self referential." I didn't take the line to be meta because I only use it in cases of recursion or blatant references / structure to itself, but I can see it now.

@@ShadyForest self reference is the most basic form of recursion I'd say

Yes this is so relatable

It was really incredibly beautiful scenery. Joshua Tree.

Colour grading so beautiful on this too

@@bensellick31 Lived in Twentynine Palms right next to it, yeah, that's just how it naturally looks.

Relatable and obscure usually don't go together but when it comes to Joel they do

Thanks Liam❤️

Stretch this for two more hours and you have an indie movie.

Exactly, just saying you forgot is more entertaining than saying, “well we stood around a little bit, and then we did something, and then we stood around for a little more time.”

I just assumed it was you having sex with them and not wanting to tell them that.

Yea Im with this guy , Id assume we were having sex if you said that

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 You probably were, knowing you 😉

did some time as a sailor and definitely got the see you around vibe. Sometimes you would and sometimes you wouldn't, i feel the momentary connections.

It would hit you deep

Yeah, that actually hurt. wtf.

It doesnt bother me tbh. Friends you make when you live somewhere permanently kinda fall away for much more sad reasons. Those momentary connections are very pure and stick with you in cool ways

All connections are momentary, ultimately. It’s sad but makes them all the more beautiful

Can we just focus on the coyotes for now please

I can never remember which disaster you are meant to take your clothes off for so i just make sure to cover my bases

"...YOU will NEVER be Batman!" --Abridged Asuna

I predicted it & that made me laugh even harder! 😆

@@pateralus9 Had the exact same reaction. Hoped he was angling for Batman, he was and I was quite happy about it.

Yerv how do you have time to watch and comment and make my DxD content? Robot confirmed. Also when he said he had a traumatic experience as a kid with bats I was like who the hell is he Batman. lol

“No, wait, that wasn’t me.”

I was already laughing in the middle and hoped for the batman outcome xD

We’ll always have the cabin, never let it go.

@@Joel-Haver This is beautiful🥺

@@Joel-Haver i had another dream where i was shinji in end of evangelion. that was a lot less fun

@@jimmythethird5514 I’d need therapy for that

@@Joel-Haver had a dream about you before too. It was about farting at trains to cure depression If only it was that simple

David Firth Sock Six will suprise you

It's weird it's not at all like my dreams

check out waking life

One thing I’ve never seen in people depicting dreams, is the constant changing of locations. One moment I’m in school, then a movie theater, than my friends house, all in the same dream and it seems normal lol.

Not my dreams

Oh, I made this exact comment like a minute after you did. Sorry.

@@kaladongstormguy great minds think a like

@@kaladongstormguy I’m not sure I can ever forgive such an atrocity. Jk, the chemistry was so good I think we were all thinking it!

@@kaladongstormguy You both match each other’s energy so well that I could watch you say anything for hours.

@@Igoorboy I was just about to say that same thing!

I think you're missing the common thread which is Joel is a great director and brings out good acting

@@Shackapalooza2010 I see you Lucas Stanley. Have a great day buddy

Happy for you buddy

this comment just made my day :D

Me too

Joel has such a male Molly energy

Yeah but if they became a couple, it would just be joel screwing joel!

Joel has such a female Joel energy

Everybody has a Joel energy if they are in a Joel video

This whole damn thing is “insaneo style”

Love? I think you misread the situation. Not every interaction with two people of different genders is love.

@BroShek ever heard of a fucking joke?

First shipping on Joel's channel! Team Jolly! Or "moel"

@@TiredEyePilot You know, I have. But, sarcasm doesn't translate well in a written medium.

I like her sense of style and she's cute as a button.

Let the simp games commence

@@djt6fan Acknowledging a woman exists, how horrifying. Keep up that Sigma grindset and see how well that turns out for you, champ.

@@MLBlue30 Just please never describe someone as “cute as a button,” that’s all we ask

Seriously that was ghey as fk.

go back to sleep. this is the dream

Not a dream, but I wish it was

Back when I was an opium addict, I had this strange thing that would happen to me. I would be trying to do a task, but be so fucked up I was nodding off during. When I would nod off and fall asleep, I would seamlessly continue from reality to a dream, except the dream was the exact situation I was just in. I wouldn’t realize I had fallen asleep either. For example say I’m peeling a banana (to give to some hair.) I’d be awake, about to peel the banana when I would nod off, then in my dream (which I could not distinguish from real life) I would finish peeling the banana. Then, I would suddenly wake up confused with an unpeeled banana in my hand. Depending on the task’s length, I would go through this multiple times and it was a real mind fuck. Sometimes in the dream, I would start doing something else and then wake up at the point I started, as if I had loaded to a save point in a game. I’m 3 years sober now

@@CitizenSnips69 thats what opium does and i love it. Unfortunately its extremely hard to get raw opium plants or parts. Heroine isn't for me because you can't live a normal life with it most times.

@@CitizenSnips69 Good on you for kicking the habit.

I am pretty sure this is one of the landscapes used in the desert landscapes theme from Microsoft.

I just have dreams about waking up and having a headache then reaching back to touch the back of my head to realize there's a cantaloupe sized hole in it before rushing to the washroom to see that I have no eyes and am grey.

Probably a monotone baby

Also she's really easy on the eyes.

A baby I hope. That would be nice.

More like 2-3 cowboy movies

Definitely. My daughter has conversations like this with her friends. And they seem to make perfect sense to both parties. It's delightful.

It's not HBO, but there's one called Twin Peaks... 😅

Plot twist: The shrooms made him sober and he was actually drunk beforehand.

hair shouldn't eat mushrooms, it's not good for them

Exactly what I thought too!

3:08 was my favourite for sure

most dreamstate videos from creators are like and then this lol-random thing happened, but this was like interestingly researched, like it felt more like dream-like, like the bortuga family gathering vid

I thought this was going to gradually slide into one of those behind the scenes celebrity biopic voice overs. Missed opportunity. "The life and fast time of joel haver: when behind the music continues.." Etc. Cue commercial.

I think it’s because he’s also a good director

Hollywood has brainwashed us that their fake acting is actually the way to act, when in fact its been below subpar acting our whole lives. Just draining our money. Never knowing any better cause its all we know.

I would love to know as well. Every collab he has, nothing is off. He has to have a great vision that they all work towards - so yeah, I guess a damn good director with an eye for beautiful cinematography

@@nonethelessfirst8519 What would be real acting in your opinion?

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Thank you, friendly neighborhood crackhead

Thanka pal, checking it out in 3...2...1

@@mollygarcia I thought you were insulting him

Lmao but same though

Some people have a stressful ass life man.