Some Distressing News for the American People

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Joel Haver

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КОМЕНТАРІ: 412
@MrChoklad
@MrChoklad 3 роки тому
"love you guys" "byee love you too" the american dream
@geegee1014
@geegee1014 3 роки тому
Scott Mills would be proud
@dmitrysurname1961
@dmitrysurname1961 3 роки тому
also known as Canada
@connormclovin1639
@connormclovin1639 3 роки тому
No he’s referring to the cool America that’s going to invade Canada for the Maple syrup
@gido9467
@gido9467 3 роки тому
I would be thrilled if we had a president that was such a good person that I felt comfortable hearing that, and saying it in return.
@poisonhemlock
@poisonhemlock 3 роки тому
Every one of those reporters has conflict of interest.
@Siska0Robert
@Siska0Robert 3 роки тому
Very, very makes sense.
@gabrielcross1062
@gabrielcross1062 3 роки тому
This was my favorite part
@johnc4646
@johnc4646 3 роки тому
can't wait to confuse people by saying this
@GilesDMT
@GilesDMT 3 роки тому
Stuff it, big guy
@gradyyoung1434
@gradyyoung1434 3 роки тому
Very respect to your business
@nebel_slayn4290
@nebel_slayn4290 3 роки тому
Best part for sure haha
@Sunbro413
@Sunbro413 3 роки тому
The world would be a better place if every press conference ended with the speaker saying "I love you" and the press saying it back
@crazando
@crazando 3 роки тому
That does sound cute when thinking about it
@isolatedGirlthing
@isolatedGirlthing 3 роки тому
"Those numbers are haunted" I want a haunted number
@phantomspaceman
@phantomspaceman 3 роки тому
That's how you get the "7 Days" voicemail. Not worth it.
@user-ez8le1rp3x
@user-ez8le1rp3x 3 роки тому
What if the relatives of the dead guys start calling you? Sometimes I get calls from my dead grandmother. Creepy as fuck.
@thorr18BEM
@thorr18BEM 3 роки тому
I used to have a number which spelled VAMP and I got dozens of haunted house phone calls until I found their website and saw they were advertising my number.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 роки тому
Transylvania-6-5000!
@TheLazyBot
@TheLazyBot 3 роки тому
Pretty sure the real haunting is scam callers and they plague my phone number already...
@thewerepyreking
@thewerepyreking 3 роки тому
the funniest part was the deliberation before "too much context"
@yungjc2
@yungjc2 3 роки тому
He's gotta be a blank slate. When you think about it, it very makes sense.
@how2addandfriends473
@how2addandfriends473 4 роки тому
An ongoing president character does have comedic potential if you ever wanna reuse this guy I'd watch it. Great skit!
@jamesmoore3879
@jamesmoore3879 3 роки тому
Non-descript President Guy 2024
@zatoichiMiyamoto
@zatoichiMiyamoto 3 роки тому
“We ran out of wars, we have done all of them”
@jamesmoore3879
@jamesmoore3879 3 роки тому
@@zatoichiMiyamoto "Sir, have we tried Canada? They're literally right up there, I think we'd be able to take them!"
@zatoichiMiyamoto
@zatoichiMiyamoto 3 роки тому
@@jamesmoore3879 “Canada! They didn’t even have an army!. What are we going to air strike? Fuckin mounted rangers?!”
@ItsTheGuy77
@ItsTheGuy77 2 роки тому
Well, you're absolutely in luck. We got another one about the most depressing thing ever
@BaconEggsRL
@BaconEggsRL 3 роки тому
Poor big guy. And just after he got laid off from his job of making serving sizes. Can't catch a break
@gabrielcross1062
@gabrielcross1062 3 роки тому
Underrated comment!
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 роки тому
Just let him sing
@homebodyhero4602
@homebodyhero4602 3 роки тому
No you are thinking of tiny guy. Big guy got a raise
@MichaelNatrin
@MichaelNatrin 4 роки тому
Like Europe? No, ew.
@andrea_7194
@andrea_7194 3 роки тому
fuck ew
@reuvenpolonskiy2544
@reuvenpolonskiy2544 3 роки тому
EU
@Marekki2202
@Marekki2202 3 роки тому
lol yea, what's next. Using the metric system? come on!
@Laerei
@Laerei 3 роки тому
That's pretty much your everyday american response to something from Europe.
@qwaleedty
@qwaleedty 3 роки тому
@@Laerei and vice versa
@EnduringCrow
@EnduringCrow 3 роки тому
Questioning(internally) being singled out as "big guy" in a casual greeting, this struck the chord.
@muserweaver
@muserweaver 3 роки тому
"They're haunted" I knew it!
@pricerowland
@pricerowland 3 роки тому
I've been called "Big Guy" before and it is weirdly insulting as an adult. This was an accurate reaction
@chronica6457
@chronica6457 2 роки тому
Enormous Fella
@kikosawa
@kikosawa 2 роки тому
Yeah, it's like you in fact some toddler
@noone3216
@noone3216 2 роки тому
As insulting ad being called "young man" by a woman 2 years younger than you?
@bobsyme3118
@bobsyme3118 8 місяців тому
I,m actually quite small an I get called big guy all the time
@garycooktwo
@garycooktwo 4 роки тому
#BigGuysNotBig
@stentor9640
@stentor9640 3 роки тому
The phone letters was actually the only good idea lol
@vellerisyy
@vellerisyy 3 роки тому
and the shorter numbers longer numbers would work too
@cyberpokey
@cyberpokey 3 роки тому
but then you end up using actual words for phone numbers 😅🤣
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 роки тому
My phone number is AX800-39F5
@TripleB87
@TripleB87 3 роки тому
Hexadecimal has entered the chat.
@hoosierhiver
@hoosierhiver 3 роки тому
symbols like the dollar sign, peace sign and heart
@Gh0stSh33p
@Gh0stSh33p 3 роки тому
Every comedy show that's not hiring you as a script writer is losing money. Damn you are good.
@SirTomFoolery
@SirTomFoolery 3 роки тому
Stop giving SNL ideas, we need Joel free to create outside of those bubbles
@tebogokolobe9535
@tebogokolobe9535 3 роки тому
I want Joel to succeed but I think corporate would kill the spirit of all this
@lenenlawless
@lenenlawless 3 роки тому
Joel has once said he wouldn't want to be in the "film" industry
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 роки тому
Ironically, he doesn't write anything, he improvises on an idea and edits it together
@alanjamesh.zamorano1677
@alanjamesh.zamorano1677 3 роки тому
No, they would turn him like what happened to Kyle Mooney. The guy was a comedic genius (check out his old videos from the channel Good Neighbor) and in SNL he's constrained. That can't happen to Joel.
@anthonyatkins5409
@anthonyatkins5409 3 роки тому
Haunted phone numbers. Absolutely love the fact that no one even debated that
@GenericInternetter
@GenericInternetter 3 роки тому
“Very makes sense”
@disco_duckbill
@disco_duckbill 3 роки тому
"Every possible number is accounted for" XDDD
@GaninIsMyName
@GaninIsMyName 3 роки тому
"But, umm... those numbers are haunted."
@TheInverseGentleman
@TheInverseGentleman 3 роки тому
The concept isn't his best but the execution is so fucking good I'm in awe, might be one of the best sketches off the back of the delivery.
@kallmecate
@kallmecate 4 роки тому
Seriously underrated channel.
@codyclarke
@codyclarke 4 роки тому
Haver / Big Guy 2020
@TreetopCanopy
@TreetopCanopy 3 роки тому
This is a real thing that happened with IP addresses, and they did start using letters!
@jlacr8056
@jlacr8056 3 роки тому
Waste of time, stupid idea.
@creature3628
@creature3628 3 роки тому
A bit of an oversimplification of IPv6 but close enough!
@marredcheese
@marredcheese 3 роки тому
1-800-DED-BEEF
@cobaltno51
@cobaltno51 3 роки тому
@@marredcheese sounds haunted and unsanitary to me, prolly need to wash my hands after the tcp-handshake
@benjaminstidham5502
@benjaminstidham5502 3 роки тому
Why is this guy so underrated???
@hunkyhenry6092
@hunkyhenry6092 3 роки тому
hard to say. i just discovered this channel yesterday and have since watched about 100 videos. pretty damn solid.
@benjaminstidham5502
@benjaminstidham5502 3 роки тому
@@hunkyhenry6092 same!
@caprimann87
@caprimann87 3 роки тому
i didnt find a video that was rated badly?
@daithiocinnsealach3173
@daithiocinnsealach3173 3 роки тому
Why is why the why of why in why? Somebody please answer me. This question is important to me. Seriously.
@iwantaoctosteponmyneckbut3545
@iwantaoctosteponmyneckbut3545 3 роки тому
not underrated, underappreciated
@daithiocinnsealach3173
@daithiocinnsealach3173 3 роки тому
I like that your videos seem to be addressing real life but really aren't.
@alexbarnes1190
@alexbarnes1190 3 роки тому
Plot twist, ‘Big Guy’ is an infamous trafficker around the globe and hes hiding all the other numbers
@legathar8558
@legathar8558 3 роки тому
underneath his big trench coat! Of course!
@rosecity_chris
@rosecity_chris 3 роки тому
This is what it felt like when I was a kid and they added area codes lol
@gavinlongshanks5946
@gavinlongshanks5946 3 роки тому
I'm going to start avoiding current political arguments by saying "Too much context." No one will understand, and it will be hilarious to me.
@mathaeis
@mathaeis 3 роки тому
"Those phone numbers are haunted" slayed me. Oh! I get to haunt mine now! Bonus!
@kingtrav
@kingtrav 3 роки тому
I kinda wish the "big guy" actually got a boost of confidence from being called big
@roblosh8417
@roblosh8417 2 роки тому
That’s what people who call average sized people “big guy” want them to feel but it just sounds like they’re being ironic and they think you’re small haha.
@staystop1028
@staystop1028 3 роки тому
Got strong Value Select vibes from this. Pretty cool.
@timopper5488
@timopper5488 3 роки тому
Much better than VS. Those are ridiculously hit-or-miss. Joel’s stuff is primo material 99.99999907999% of the time.
@intraum
@intraum 3 роки тому
so much comedy packed into the last 30 secs i love it. the metanarrative was great
@sukmycokyoutoobz
@sukmycokyoutoobz 4 роки тому
Big Guy here, nice shout out.
@lostsheep01
@lostsheep01 3 роки тому
I was seriously considering the new number.
@smagel6543
@smagel6543 3 роки тому
Joel is the only person who can break the 4th wall and still not be cringe
@jackselvester5077
@jackselvester5077 4 роки тому
Fantastic short!
@patconroy1874
@patconroy1874 Рік тому
“Every possible number is accounted for” Brilliant
@blockman3508
@blockman3508 3 роки тому
"those phone numbers are haunted" lmao
@willmcconnell6008
@willmcconnell6008 3 роки тому
Love this and great editing
@experdivolution
@experdivolution 3 роки тому
It's time to tackle this problem to its source : let's go and take back numbers from the fax machines, it's 2020, the internet exists, we don't need fax machines anymore
@lukezeiolf6977
@lukezeiolf6977 3 роки тому
Definitely should have been addressed
@fiveeeees
@fiveeeees 2 роки тому
He does this for us, you guys. Every week this golden lad sits down and cranks out one of these works of brilliance, for us.
@RafaelR-F
@RafaelR-F 3 роки тому
this is, without a doubt, one of the best videos
@araujo_88
@araujo_88 3 роки тому
Dude, every video I watch becomes more clearer to me the huge talent you have.
@DirtEHippy
@DirtEHippy 4 роки тому
I love this, and you, buddy❤️❤️
@gavinc.6359
@gavinc.6359 3 роки тому
I've been called big guy so many times by random men in workplaces and abroad. Im not even that big,why you calling me big guy 😞
@elijahroseberry842
@elijahroseberry842 4 роки тому
Excellent!
@TaberIV
@TaberIV 3 роки тому
I had UKposts set to 2x speed when this loaded and I got very anxious
@Froboy1100
@Froboy1100 3 роки тому
The idea of Haunted Phone Numbers is a spectacularly concept, and I think would make a great idea for a video
@commiemcmuffin1086
@commiemcmuffin1086 3 роки тому
This made me laugh way harder than I should have.
@kingtrav
@kingtrav 3 роки тому
Joel is hilarious and also a master of lighting.
@pleasureincontempt3645
@pleasureincontempt3645 2 роки тому
Social Security Numbers, Social Insurance Numbers. Retrospect is pretty hardcore when agencies dunno what the fuck they’re doing.
@AdamShepard
@AdamShepard 3 роки тому
"big guy" bit was super good
@manylittlefish693
@manylittlefish693 3 роки тому
"Yes, we have tried using phone numbers from dead people, but, um.... those phone numbers are _haunted_ ."
@backwoodsjunkie08
@backwoodsjunkie08 3 роки тому
Lol "to much context"🤣🤣🤣! We all know why he did that lol!!!
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 3 роки тому
That big guy comment really got to the guy.
@MikeCorbit
@MikeCorbit 4 роки тому
Way to go big guy!
@lewisfolksongrevivallewis1912
@lewisfolksongrevivallewis1912 3 роки тому
Absolutely great!!!!!!!
@TheG_Boy
@TheG_Boy 3 роки тому
the end part was the best lmao
@dominiccsanjay
@dominiccsanjay 3 роки тому
“Maybe we could start having phone letters” “Waste of time, stupid idea” *Hexadecimal has left the chat*
@ghoulsmasher7385
@ghoulsmasher7385 3 роки тому
God, I love you so much Joel. Never change.
@diegotoledo6798
@diegotoledo6798 3 роки тому
"Very very makes sense, very makes sense" issa vibe.
@parallel-knight
@parallel-knight 3 роки тому
This is one of your best videos
@perttihakala9847
@perttihakala9847 3 роки тому
amazing that you managed to cram in a captivating side story about the big guy into a skit that's under 3 minutes!
@MaxOakland
@MaxOakland Рік тому
“Those phone numbers are haunted” 😆
@emil5884
@emil5884 Рік тому
They rejected the new number. It's like they don't even want to solve the problem!!
@dogmechanix
@dogmechanix 3 роки тому
As boss, I feel for big guy. I imagine chief would agree.
@andrewburnett8743
@andrewburnett8743 3 роки тому
Wonderful many praise
@Samevistan
@Samevistan 2 роки тому
“Those phone numbers are haunted” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@michaeldavis8250
@michaeldavis8250 3 роки тому
Hey, Big Guy. Love this vid!
@dennislever5942
@dennislever5942 3 роки тому
@1:48: His natural enthusiasm cannot mask his disappointment, and it just crushed me. FWIW I thought of the EXACT same idea for a new number
@J801045
@J801045 3 роки тому
This reminds me of the Doctor Who episode where The Master was every person
@alexandret6962
@alexandret6962 4 роки тому
genius as usual, underrated chanel
@tylerkennedy4203
@tylerkennedy4203 3 роки тому
Joel you are an absolute gem
@tharwab
@tharwab 3 роки тому
the big guy bit was fucking hilarious
@garehnkalloghlian6052
@garehnkalloghlian6052 3 роки тому
Nice video big guy!
@fenderfan9514
@fenderfan9514 3 роки тому
Like Europe? Eww.
@gabenguyen1216
@gabenguyen1216 3 роки тому
Funny since when I was living in Germany my number was 11 digits long. Kinda annoying
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 роки тому
Gabe Nguyen german excellence
@ForExampleJon
@ForExampleJon 3 роки тому
That Patreon page got so big! I'm so proud of a guy I've never met.
@PRXFpv
@PRXFpv 3 роки тому
Very....ve...makes sense....very makes sense
@deathwoomy6749
@deathwoomy6749 3 роки тому
I see your standard def and I appreciate it
@spencersmith4373
@spencersmith4373 2 роки тому
A masterclass in comedic timing
@sther1349
@sther1349 3 роки тому
This one was exceptionally good...
@valn_ilyo
@valn_ilyo 3 роки тому
You deserve more subscribers
@lawrencetalbot8346
@lawrencetalbot8346 3 роки тому
Very, very *hard blink* makes sense!
@brandonden795
@brandonden795 3 роки тому
2000 views! How?
@gawni1612
@gawni1612 3 роки тому
Very Makes Sense!
@ugderryck5041
@ugderryck5041 3 роки тому
Man you’re hilarious. Just been going through a bunch of your videos.
@j_d_gamer2091
@j_d_gamer2091 3 роки тому
I think the best solution would be area codes. Each state/province gets its own area code and set of phone numbers.
@BloodDripss
@BloodDripss 3 роки тому
only 8 dislikes that goes to show how legendary these videos are
@talleyturtle6506
@talleyturtle6506 3 роки тому
Fantastic James K. Polk press conference!
@sirtristram262
@sirtristram262 3 роки тому
1:38, amogus haunts me to this day
@StrayEyeStudiosInc
@StrayEyeStudiosInc 3 роки тому
My favorite part was easily the bit about Europe. I'm so glad I found your channel Joel, please continue.
@spicylemons8557
@spicylemons8557 3 роки тому
This is exactly how I thought as a kid. This and keys. Like what if we ran out of type of keys and then someone is walking around with a key like my key and they can just open my door. Cause of the key.
@Corrupted
@Corrupted Рік тому
I mean, there probably are thousands of the same keys around the world, now that I think about it
@josephwesward
@josephwesward 3 роки тому
(999)999-9999 or 9,999,999,999 I guess we are good on phone numbers...
@majakawalio2631
@majakawalio2631 3 роки тому
I really enjoyed your funny video, thank you!
@manasquan1966
@manasquan1966 3 роки тому
Joel, you are a genius and when you wear that wig you look like the guitarist from Khrungbin
@SebuhHonarchian
@SebuhHonarchian 3 роки тому
All the time we have
@tristanrivera6474
@tristanrivera6474 Рік тому
I just wanna offer a little critique since you are very passionate about getting details accurate. The light source probably shoulda been swapped sides for the interviewers (shadow on opposing side of face vs president). That's all! I really love every single one of your videos and I do realize this video is a couple years old
@willmcpherson2
@willmcpherson2 3 роки тому
is the background rear projection? awesome to see something other than green screen on youtube
@absolutelypointlessvideos707
@absolutelypointlessvideos707 2 роки тому
We could update every number to use the hexadecimal numbering system, where there are 6 more digits (A,B,C,D,E,F) before it goes into double digits, allowing for a total of 33,232,648,094,352 new phone numbers!
@squareinsquare2078
@squareinsquare2078 3 роки тому
This channel should have all the views.
@RedChems
@RedChems 2 роки тому
I feel like in the future people will just be contacted by their username's via one of the many social contact apps and phone numbers will cease to have a purpose except for businesses.
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