Now, remember folks: those artists were tasked with painting the royals more attractive than they were... so imagine how spectacularly ugly they actually were irl.

I don’t care if it’s dangerous. I need to inbreed my Minecraft cows or else I’ll starve to death. It’s a lot more efficient that way.

I discovered after 39 years of marriage that my husband and I share Stephen Hopkins as a 12th great grandfather - 14 generations ago. I flipped out (that made our own son our 12th cousin once removed) until I read after 11 generations everyone is related to everyone else.

I had an inbred cat. A small, 5 pound brown tabby. She had double paws on the front legs. I loved that cat dearly. She was crazy, funny and very highly intelligent. 😢

I really watched a mustached man talk about incest for 18 minutes just to be told I'm an inbred at the end. Absolutely astounding bait.

"the largest number of children produced by one couple is 69" ಠ_ಠ

Genetically speaking, the human species was down to 11,000 individuals at one time. It was a genetic bottleneck. My family moved to a small town when I was 2. My best friend was there from an original family of that town. All of his girlfriends growing up were related to him in some way. Mostly 2nd cousins, but at least one was a first cousin. Thank God I didn't have that problem.

There is an app in Iceland that locals use to check the pedigree of potential partners from the dating pool to prevent accidental inbreeding.

“Incurable ugliness” I’ve never laughed so hard lol

"They shagged themselves out of existence" - this line got me.

⚠️ 6:21 "You can forget about a career on snooker" that was really hilarious. I love when these episodes have these touches of humour. 😅😅😅❤

I find it funny that the reason I didn’t grow up believing Christianity is because of the Adam and Eve story, because as a small child I was such a massive nerd that I realized “oh wait, but if everyone is descended from two people, we would be horribly inbred” and even though I didn’t really understand how that worked at the ripe old age of 5 I did know that inbreeding = bad lmao

“We, as a species, are essentially, fucked”

"We all are inbred, and We all are part of a family" Vin Diesel : **Breathing intensifies**

My heart goes out to all the stock footage models used in the creation of this video!

I was in foster care and eventually adopted. Accidental incest was always a real possibility for me and something I worried about.

I hope no one found this by searching “is inbreeding dangerous?”

*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"* _-Human Brain_

As a teenager I dated a guy who was a cousin to my cousin (on the other side of the family for him) and even though he and I weren't directly related I was immediately repulsed

I so enjoyed your wit, your quiet irony and sarcasm. In the hopes that you keep it up in all your videos I'm now off to search for more😊😊

“Inbreeding is dangerous“ What do you mean? My minecraft cows look completely fine after breeding with their own mother 244 times straight.

When your family tree is a wreath.

Interesting little factlet: the distance from the Earth to the Sun is known to astronomers as an "Astronomical Unit" (AU). The ratio of 1 AU to 1 light year is almost identical to the ratio of one inch to one mile. This means that if you draw a dot roughly the thickness of a human hair, then another dot half that thickness one inch away, the furthest humans have ever travelled from the earth is from the centre to somewhere around the edge of that smaller dot. And Proxima Centauri is four and a quarter miles away.

This one really made you think 🤔 Thanx man! Great episode 👍🏻👍🏻

Humans: inbreeding is dangerous. Also Humans: Let's do it to dogs.

It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”. To all fellow GiggUK fans that liked this: “Anime is trash, and so am I”

Your videos are the best!! Just beilliant! God bless you my friend. You and your team!

I was reluctant to view this at first because as a rural hillbilly U.S. Southerner we have often been accused of having family trees that didn't branch. I was prepared to be outraged but found this presentation to accurately present the truth about genetics. By the way, the Hapsburgs were rightly mentioned but has anyone traced the geneology of the British noble classes? My own American ancestry is mostly unknown because very few records were kept for people of their station in the early years of colonization, but they seem to include people from much of western Europe as well as some Native Americans, if I had impregnated one of my first cousins there should have been a genetic safety buffer built in. That never happened even though all of them grew up to be exceptionally attractive young women. If we ever launch multi- generational starship colony ships it would be easy to include genetic diversity in the form of frozen sperm and ova; I would think the greater danger would be that the would go mad and kill each other.

This reminds of the time in first grade I said "If the world started with only 2 people, we're all related" man I was so innocent

"His grandmother is also his aunt" How incested does one have to be for that to happen?

I'm glad you covered how the "family root system" starts collapsing upon itself the farther back you go. It completely makes sense, and it's one of those "inconvenient truths" that almost no one knows or thinks about.

Very Well done. You have a great point that I read about somewhere decades ago on the subject of the resetting of the population so to speak. The article mention cataclysms but predominantly the one we now call the "Younger Dryas" (spelling?)

Scientists: “INBREEDING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD, YA’LL” People who own pugs and bulldogs: 👁👄👁

Nature said: "Hell to the no." And Charlies testicles disappeared.

I love your work, a couple of good chuckles today.

One of your best episode ! Thank you !

"why is inbreeding so dangerous?" *points at pug*

You didn’t have to look directly into my eyes and then wink as you called me inbred, I feel dirty.

There was one article in a Pakistani magazine by a female journalist that read: Bhaiyya to Saiyya (Brother to darling) that dealt about cousin marriages among elites to keep themselves 'pure'.

I can confirm this first hand. My grt Grt grandparents were cousins (either once removed or second; their maternal grandmothers were sisters, it’s possible they were twins too). Anyway my paternal line is still paying for it and hard. They were the last ones in our direct line, that I know of, to intermarry. My dad’s mother had some family intermarriage, but nothing like my dad’s paternal grandmother’s family. Plus no one on my grandmother’s family seemed to be affected the way they are on the other side. They’re all just..different and in several ways. Some generations are worse than others and some aren’t.

Dad: Are you winning son. Son inbreeding generations of pigs in Minecraft. Son: Yes.

It's illegal with siblings. Porn: "step"

Love this tongue in cheek delivery, brilliant 😂😮

Thank you for your content you always have very interesting topics

My grandma was born in a small town called Bunkervill. New people rarely came to stay, and residents rarely left, meaning that most people were related to some degree. Her father noticed that many of the people were kind of slow and a little weird. He decided to move when his son started dating his second cousin.

“how that master plan failed to work, I guess we'll never know” Literally I almost died laughing at that 😅

Thoughty2 always presents his content in a factual but funny way that sticks in my mind ❤️ Love your vids, dude :)

Marie Antoinette was actually related to the Hapsburgs and had a mild case of the Hapsburg jaw. She was still considered quite attractive, but was said to have a permanent pout.

Was expecting him to say we are related, in a touchy endearing video conclusion..... Then he called me inbred

Alabama: “what are you doing step-bro?” Royal families: “What are you doing bro?”

Great video very interesting as always

😢 holy. Prolly should stop calling my cousin about that "tech related issue" she needed fixed every thursday ..... 😂

The fact that the most number of children a couple had was 69 is hilarious.

This guy would be perfect for the role of a 1930’s locomotive engineer. Edit: Thank you guys for the love💜

Sadly I love telling my classmates we are all related each time they ask something… yes I’ve known for awhile now sadly… and mostly definitely knew before this video was even made…

1:47 "Assuming the all the important bits survive the apocalypse in full working order." 😮 Took me a minute😂😂😂

It's never good when the "how I met your mother" story starts at a family reunion.

“Adam and Eve create the worlds most disturbing family” a novel.

Fascinating! ThankQ Thoughty 2. 🌞&💚

One of your better ones, although I enjoy nearly all of your videos'. Thanks

Of course the record for most children is 69..

Me: “Wait a minute, we’re all inbred?” Alabama: *points gun* “Always has been”

Great video Bro!

No wonder I'm a virgin, my brain is telling me everyone is family.

Teacher: your homework is to draw your family tree. The family tree being a straight line

Fascinating! Thanks!

Loved the video! and though true that I never thought about it in those exacts. Just thinking that the human race is over 40.000 years old I always knew that if you HAD the resources to go THAT far back, everyone would be related one way or another.

“That's 69 by the way” Master Oogway: *There are no accidents*

Error: this video is blocked in the state of Alabama

gr8 content as usual..i dont know what has the most movement your hands or ye eyebrows🤣only jking .love your channel😍😄😄

You are one unbelievably funny 😂😂😂!!! "After the inevitable joke: I wouldn't sleep with you even if you were the last man on Earth ceased to be funny" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's a good one buddy 😂😂😂👍

"incurable ugliness and a chin like a sledge hammer" got me in tears with laughter

That’s why the “step” part is so important in the phrase “What are you doing Step-bro?!”

The last 2 men on earth: "Joe... I know it's weird... but we gotta at least _try_ to repopulate the earth. Who knows, maybe we'll get lucky with it."

When watching these videos it comes to my mind how little I think about the big questions.

It’s very unlikely that exactly two humans survive. Either no ones survives or little groups all over the place.

Charles V: "Mummy says it's a strong chin for a strong boy!"

Charles II was the last Habsburg ruler _of Spain_ but not the last Habsburg monarch (which was Karl I of the Austro-Hungary Empire, who fell after they lost WW1). That last eperor still has living descendants today. The family line lives on.

The guy doing his autopsy said something like “he was the most grotesque human and it baffles me he lived this long!”

Videos like this are a refreshing change from the cringe that usually fills the trending tab.

@Thoughty2 I've been subscribed for a long long time, but the last year, you're not showing up in my main feed. I had to search for you even though I had the bell on and everything (that sounded wierd, i had the bell on for you), because I actually forgot about you. The same is happening with a lot of channels I used to watch that were along similar lines, like Moon, Aperture, and just general informative stuff. It's like YT are replacing it with quite shit stuff that I don't even subscribe to. They're recommendation algorithms are geting haywired, intentionally. I'm now using MS Edge (Canary) on Mac, it has this feature where you can follow a creator on YT and it makes it like a bookmark in the side panel, and just by clicking a button in the address bar (it's hard to explain, but very logical to use, you just got to try it). It's like MS know that YT are fucking with us, so it's giving a feature to directly follow certain channels, rather than a fuck tom of recommendations that, at least for me, have fucking relevance and are just basic shit. I just wanted to make you aware, because I forgot about you due to being inundated with bullshit recommended videos of channels I couldn't care less about (and yes, I got adblockers on etc,). Ah fuck it. I 'm gonna finish this joint and call it a day. I've added you to the side panel notifcations. Also just started using Pockettube ext to organise the wheat from the chaff. Is good actually. I hope Google and their profit masters don't fuck up such a good thing. Power corrupts though, sadly

I enjoyed this one. Thanks!

'We are the biggest bullies of the world' 'They shagged themselves out of existence' , dayumn bruh, you are getting more quotable by a minute

“We are the world’s biggest bullies, after all...”😂😂No truer words could be spoken 😂😭

I have some distant cousins in Tennessee and Kentucky. I met them when I was about 53 years younger. I have to admit they weren't the best looking group of people I had ever met but they were certainly nice enough. They seemed kinda secluded in a deliberate way if you know what I mean. Ironically it was around that time that I first heard about inbreeding. Not trying to insinuate anything but - actually I am, very much so insinuating that it is almost certain there is some uncle cousin father stuff going on in that branch of my family tree. Ever seen deliverance? Ya, kinda like that*

Wow this was good… Thank you Yep, I’ll be buying that book, it’s the least I could do considering all you’ve given to us.

"It's all going to end in tears and atrophied testicles" is my new go-to phrase when things don't look good.

This the type of video my biology teacher would show us when she didn’t feel like teaching

Rofl you gotta love this guys honesty and how straight forward he is. screwed up topic tho lol

A joke I always liked, "Your family tree goes straight up."

When you tell the Alabama kid to draw his family tree and he draws a circle

So basically we just watched our insanely distant cousin tell us we’re all related

After i saw the narrators mustache combined with those trouser holders, i would say, extinction can´t happen early enough.

So happy CF (Cystic Fibrosis) was mentioned in a video, I found that in a lot of science videos that its not mentioned! even though many people (Like myself) suffer from it!

I absolutely love him speaking in such a factual and professional way and then saying "We, as a species are essentially...fucked." He starts off the sentence in such a professional and factual sounding way, I found that really funny.

Farmers in Minecraft: I reject this claim

the ending statement before “thanks for watching” 😂

I am very, very distantly related to the Hapsbergs. And strangely, I have jaw problems. Not a huge long jaw, but joint problems.

"....A chin like a sledge hammer"😅