After assessing numerous data points of 15 potential mates to propagate the human species with, Jocko made his final decision.

Ha ha ha good one Mr. Crain

I'm dead😂

Mrs Willink about to throw down….

Ajaja

It’s just another data point to base future decisions on.

Definitely going to say this when it happens 🤣

Ahahahaha. Top comment

“not a factor”

“Roger that”

It's a gift though. It's called being driven.

It's a great way of rearticulating the old adage: success is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

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yeah. the problems can occur when u make excuses for them. like: oh her culture is high drama, give her a pass over n over, instead of: she is showing N.P.D. traits, for example.

yeah did the mistake never again you picture this perfect person in ur mind when in reality u can see all the red flags if you really look but you are too scared to look

@@cryptolicious3738 As Iraqi women, I think culture ruins the marriages in America. I see my brothers date American womens when we move here, they just work to hard outside like a man, so they don’t do well inside like a womans from Iraq. Not all womens are same, but culture important. In Iraq we have saying, inside first outside second, and women best inside the heart of man and inside home/family, and man best protecting from the outside and bring provision from outside in. Thats just nature. But American culture has denied that nature. So A woman brightens and shines the light in a mans heart, we are like a shining jewel, and a good wife will shine her light and brighten a mans heart, and the man will be driven to protect and provide for t he Jewel of the family, the wife and mother. This concept very important but unknown in American culture now.

True. I'm here because I was just mauled by a lioness.

Yup.

I'm deaddd

Data points = 🅱️0️⃣0️⃣🅱️ or 🅰️💲💲

Her Data was off the Charts

I’m fucking loving these

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He raised both his parents, on his own as an orphan.

Lol

Same lol

The turn tables

Both above his head

Jocko doesn’t get wrinkles, his skin just creates trenches

Haha

HAHAHAHALOL

COVER AND MOVE

Retrograding

Sometimes the friend zone is completely fubared if you haven’t already initiated the ambush early on. Probably best to break contact and consolidate at the PB

Move shoot communicate

Nah bro "speed, surprise and violence of action"

Honestly guys you’re right, nothing gets fixed without a high volume of suppressive fire, or jiu jitsu

Best comment

lmao

Underrated comment.

If "data point" collection means that dating is equivalent to carrying out reconnaissance missions on a predator that could potentially rip out your larynx over who's paying for dinner, then marriage is equivalent to a protracted civil conflict lasting years if not decades. I think Mr Willink would agree.

Or lioness🙄

@@Shelbymaldita You’re missing the point because you want your feelings validated.... grow up. Lion-lioness, same things.

@@Shelbymaldita 😂😂😂😂😂

Better yet, get some spy gadgets, tap her house, put a tracker in her car, hack her phone/laptop/kindle/fitbit/Samsung tv/Amazon echo, and you should be fine.

LMAO Check

As long as you gather data points

Think that was pretty clear…

Uhmmm… I’m worried you guys didn’t fully grasp what he meant. Lmfao 🤣

Also, I was willing to be a masochist to be the knight in shining armor when no-one else was. I've learned to follow my head, not my heart; because if you follow your heart, your brain will make excuses, but if you follow your head, your heart will always keep you in check.

I recommend reading "the rational male" by Rollo Tomassi. Although I haven't read it myself there are many things I have learned from Rollo's podcast and from what I know most of what he preaches is writtenis put in book form.

@@dancole2994 this is exceptionally wise, thank you for sharing!

Yea fr I read that shit twice

It's very admirable how you are objective and fair in your analysis not shy to mention your own shortcomings. It's so true that we should always use these occasions as opportunities for growth.

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How long did you date for?

This is brilliant

Underrated comment 😂😂😂💯

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Guy: "any dating tips" Jocko: "HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR LAYRNX SLASHED APART BY A LION, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM ITS MOUTH" Guy: "wut"

I was lost during that explanation until the end and suddenly I realized this man just dropped some deep knowledge again.

at least it's not about bjj this time ^^'

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Word

but if I am the prey, don't I get ask out than which is even easier for me?@@liyuche2695

Facts

Underrated comment

Wait we shouldn't do that?

This is my favorite comment LOL

I am laughing so hard right now 😂

I can't wait to whisper to my gf tonight "your cheeks have been tactically clapped." Tysm bro lmao

Was looking for this comment 😂

Flexibility, hip dexterity, and good technique are very important

@@tjdavis56 Is it me , or does every position in Jiu Jitsu look like a sex position ?

@@Hamasvard_University it's all about versatility.

Jiu Jitsu is actually a great place to meet women if you don't mind getting choked out a couple times before the first date...

GOOD. Next time you’ll be more careful. Jokes aside hope you’re good bro sounds like you’ve dealt with it well

It's your fault you got stood up dawg, something you did was square af, like takin a bih to a nice dinner on the first date. That's trick shit G and if she did show up it was to get a free meal. You lose either way.

Oh no, he got stood up, world's smallest violin, lol. Shit happens, just eat and go hang out with friends or play videogames, whoopdee doo.

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@@ojpimpson3343 Bro was actually tryna spend hundreds of dollars on a chick on the first date. L

It was just a brief

“Okay, so here’s the deal: I found this girl, she was like, a 10 out of 10 in the looks category. After some additional surveillance I collected more data points, it was enough to take one tiny move…ask her out. And after even more data collection, the mission is a Go. Time to tactically slip a wedding band on her finger and utter the words…’I do’…check. Mission accomplished, you’re dismissed.” *priest leaves*

Yup

I realized I've been trying too hard with a girl at my church. Gotta hang back a bit. Chill out.

You have no idea how much time and energy is inappropriately invested trying to turn moments into a commitment in the minds of individuals. More men than women, but it's a real human tendency

yep biggest mistake guys make and i was like that as well is when you get to excited, and girls smell that you are desperate and they lose attraction for you, BIG mistake

@@mentoriii3475 if you are desperate, it means you think they are better than you. The goal is to see yourself as the prize.

@@mentoriii3475 was talking to this chick for a month, right? the first three weeks I was kinda suspicious of it, walking the boundries. She always seemed super interested, always excited to talk and such, then the last week I started letting my guard down, got just a tiny bit excited, accepting it as a possibility. Then her energy completely changed. I instantly recognized it too. She got distant, didnt wanna talk as much anymore. Knew it was only a matter of time before I got the "Im not looking for anything serious while contradicting myself" message. Ive definitely grown alot cause of how I reacted to that instance versus previous situations. So Im just out here chillin again.

@@50shadesofcerakote we all have been there, were lucky we have people like jocko to guide us, these tips are tips our fathers should give us but instead they chose the never talk bad to women, always apologize even if she is wrong

Jessica?

Impossible!

@@marge3477 not if you don't have emotions

@@marge3477 It's possible, just breathe deeply into your belly, acknowledge your emotions, keep them at the back of your head, but also allow space for your judgement and conciousness to shine through. Mindfulness and CBT therapy can help you with this. You CANNOT get rid of the emotions, only accept and move past them. If you attempt to shut them down you will shut down emotions in other parts of your life, and life will start to lose its edge, its beauty, and its meaning.

Lmao throw alcohol in the mix and that's fucking impossible 😂

Well said!

Ditto

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I’ve never seen his wife, but wouldn’t it be funny if she was just a female version of him? Or completely polar opposite? Free spirit hippy type hahaha

he told u brah he said he navy she was like "ok" he said he SEAL she was like "I do"

Jocko's wife: "You know he looked like a dumb guy but as I got to know him better he's actually not."

Probably because a heartbreak can be up there with the pain of death, at least to me.

@@BrennanHammons Not just you, bro. I think every guy who has had his heart destroyed by a woman he loved knows EXACTLY why that lioness metaphor was a perfect parable about keeping the binos and check and watching your target from a distance. Also, they made some fantastic advice about NOT searching, because there's 1000% chance of even more heartbreak around the corner if you're running around with emotional balls dangling in the wind.

I'm sorry guys but if you are comparing that to death then you are overblowing a lot this stuff, there's some real hardships out there that are orders of magnitude more demanding of your mental preparation

@@David-ni5hj lol I’ve learned to expect the disappointment and the sting but because I’m prepared for the failure it’s like water off the ducks back for me most of the time. And it’s all cordial, no ultra redpill anger towards the woman 😂😂 It’s more like a whatever 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

@@BrennanHammons beta male 💩 lmaooo you can’t be serious

I feel like thats more compatibility test than red flags. A red flag test would be more like having her give directions, intentionally having a hard time following them and seeing how she reacts

Once we lose the art & skill of cartography we will be lost forever….literally.

underrated comment for sure

Because Jacko is not thinking the mission is to get into the cave. He knows the mission is to stay alive and find suitable habitation.

But I thought the goal was to enter the cave..

@@amrg211 nope this is why we fail. The goal is to find a safe cave.

@@grantarmbruster6591 sheeeet that's deep (no pun)

Would be a pleasure seeing Patrice on this podcast. Rip

Will always upvote a Patrice O’Neal quote rip

ask the fisher"men" who have caught "the keepers" Isaiah 53 👀 John 16:33

Other fishermen will not tell you how to catch the big fish ,just some small ones ,to avoid competition .

Seeing a Patrice quote here made my day. Salute to you sir

"Must be familiar with open-bolt firearm safety and operation, able to execute a pincer movement attack, know standard tactical hand signals, must be able and willing to bug out off-grid when a potential threat reveals itself."

"Message me for setting an empirical data-gathering procedure at Joe's Coffeeshop"

Using this as my Tinder/Bumble bio😂

With positive Data points

Unfortunatly I become tottaly blind to red flags when I m interested in someone. The rose glasses and infatuation win the battle.

It takes getting burned one good time, and coming out alive and growing from it, to actually have a good handle on avoiding that mistake in the future. Everything he says is spot on but when you find “the one,” all that shit goes out the window, simply because you haven’t experienced the pain of it going wrong. No one can explain how bad it can get, and if they were able to you wouldn’t listen. “Sounds like crazy talk, wouldn’t happen to me.” “What do you do, Martin, when the bride who took your breath away, becomes the wife who makes you hold your breath in terror?” -heroin dude from that Netflix show.

@@AM-px2oz thank you so much. It happened months ago and still hurts me like hell. Cheers from Brazil.

I'm cool until after the first date goes well then I totally do the "oMG sHe'sS thE BesT" lmao, good advice here

@@AM-px2oz That's a Great Ozark reference! 👏

@@cory8242 lol tool

equally yoked lmao

@@brodiemcgrath7741 it’s a Biblical concept. Works for us man, you do you if you think it’ll work out better.

@@Bobsonomatic I was referring to the guy trying to make fun of your statement but his rude remark isn't there anymore

@@TheCaminoGuide damn bruh for real? No way out?.....not even....death?

I've seen people win betting numbers in roulette too. But I don't go around telling people to play roulette.

This is the equivalent of getting struck by lightning and getting super powers 💀

Bro, give me an inch of your luck and i'll win the next Lotterie....

If you’re looking for a woman who can “deal with your bull”, it’s probably best that you do some work on yourself before you get married. Idk why so many men say this same ridiculous line as if it’s endearing.

@@pawelallable he was just telling his story. He didn’t tell you to go out and marry someone after a few weeks.

Ikr

Ecko getting wild

@@tuningsnow he's trolling Jocko

Is she a model? What's her name

Chris J juliana wetmore

Maybe he was talking about a divorce situation, if you see that someone destroyed their partner’s life-it is something you should think about first.

An intense marriage counselor 😂

That's pretty subtle compared to the analogies in my single dad FB groups.

There is a universe out there where a lioness is on a podcast talking how to collect data and date a jocko willink in the wild

based on what

Take the emotions out of it, they are not important 😂

This is not the kind of advice you would give a young man looking to hook up with some baddies in his city. Jocko looks to be completely out of his depth on the CURRENT sexual marketplace but it's no surprise I think he's been married for a while.

@@kungfukenny8098 no it's actually the best advice you can give a young man...exercising dick discipline... To step back before jumping headfirst into every beautiful promiscuous, emotional wreck, or psychotic woman that he finds out there.

Based on fucking what?

Jocko didn't ask girls if they will sleep with him, but if they will wake up with him.

But, uh, that's how long his wife sleeps. Or more.

insufficient data

This might be my favorite one

“and when you realize someone isn’t who you thought the were…..”

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"FLANK HIM. THEN TAKE HIM DOWN WITH AN ARMLOCK. INITIATE KISSING. PHASE 1 - DONE"

Before Jocko announced his decision of whom he chose to marry-and after assessing numerous data points of 15 potential wives-she immediately proposed to him.

@@jzen1455 but only because she had 30 data points for at least 10 different men

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@@jzen1455 🤣🤣🤣

Jocko just delivered an SPSS visualization content analysis of his womans' ethnography, with an argument for further teamwork

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Solid rule

Hey man, that’s hurtful, true but hurtful🥲

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i need timestamp or I'll forever regret it 😂

@@akashaggarwal3041 7:04

*Sigh* Good

GOLD

Solid gold

So funny 🤣 I love it

Read good in his voice

Boyfriend finds out - Jocko: Roger, cover and move! - The dichotomy of love

9 years for me. Better late than never.

Try 19 years ago long before UKposts ever existed. Young guys take notes & be grateful to learn from someone else's mistakes, free of charge, without you having to get any deep 3rd degree burn marks.

Bro same here, those Jessicas man hahaha.

Glad I’m not the only one dealing with a Jessica right now😂

Muy god i thought i was the only one

So we all might as well try out for a SOF unit at this point lol

sand shaved balls... those were the days, werent they :>

For you, maybe.

@@bennymountain1 nah bro you standards are just low, trying to find a above average girl who hasnt had trains ran on her above the age of 18, is hard in urban areas.

Enjoy women on the short term for the pleasure. Commit and marry only if you believe you can stay married long enough to raise children to adulthood. Otherwise, don't have children if your marriage will fall apart in a decade. Consider long term relationships that do not involve marriage but is nevertheless beneficial - for example, a friendship or business relationship.

Which is why you always trust someones text messages more when theyre angry/emotional compared to when theyre calm. Its incredibly easy to lie over text, but it gets much harder when youre not thinking before you type and hit send

Scatman

I learned to leave whiskey girls alone after my early 30's. Looking back, now I know if they can drink whiskey without making a face they've had some deep ass trauma and need to be left alone until they can no longer drink whiskey without making a face.

@@daemonwulfe Good advice my man!

Red flags make the heart beat faster.

UTFT!!