99% of Men Make This Simple Mistake When Picking Up Women

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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

3 роки тому

Chances are you've done this. Now you know not to.
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@Unclevertitle
@Unclevertitle 3 роки тому
RIP Worm man. He cried out for sustenance, but no one took him seriously.
@AnthonyFlack
@AnthonyFlack 3 роки тому
He is among friends now.
@bennygee3067
@bennygee3067 3 роки тому
Wriggle Free
@angstyfalcon3140
@angstyfalcon3140 3 роки тому
Omg it’s quote from cave story
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 роки тому
Theyre laughing. A worm is drying out in the heat, begging the world for sustenance , and theyre laughing.
@Stonecargo21
@Stonecargo21 3 роки тому
Used to be an obese, blind, deaf, illiterate, Sunday driving, worm eating, claustrophobic, agoraphobic, thirsty, hungery, out of shape guy who ended up becoming one with the gods Wait wrong channel
@jacksonelliss2841
@jacksonelliss2841 3 роки тому
The fact that she didn't offer to be your sustenance was honestly heart wrenching
@Joel-Haver
@Joel-Haver 3 роки тому
fr tho was hankering for some sustenance
@tortolgawd4481
@tortolgawd4481 3 роки тому
SUSTENANCE SUSTENANCE SUSTENANCE
@InsidePhil
@InsidePhil 3 роки тому
He was clearly making it known to her that he needed sustainance, and even though she was the only one around who could provide it, she sat around and waited for someone else to. This video didn’t explore this direction but the girl was definitely in the wrong in that regard.
@dopaminecloud
@dopaminecloud 3 роки тому
@@InsidePhil I'd place it at not in the wrong. But not in the right. Depending on how she acquired the sustenance and how that worm got there.
@MarcillaSmith
@MarcillaSmith 3 роки тому
There seems to be some misunderstanding about what I perceived the OP to mean by _"be_ [his] sustenance"
@theultimatefreak666
@theultimatefreak666 3 роки тому
"I fancy my whole life is just one mistake after another" is such a mood
@lucyferos205
@lucyferos205 Рік тому
Failure begets growth, success demonstrates stagnation. Don't take it too hard. Many great people were serial failures before their big breaks.
@sploshsploosh
@sploshsploosh Рік тому
yeah
@beau9686
@beau9686 3 роки тому
I love how despite that they say his actual name in the video, his tombstone still has “Worm Man” on it
@AdrianMartinez-yn7yq
@AdrianMartinez-yn7yq 3 роки тому
That little smile when he was done explaining Joel's mistake.....priceless
@donk1890
@donk1890 3 роки тому
(:
@anima94
@anima94 3 роки тому
Best part of the video
@prodharrypote
@prodharrypote 3 роки тому
it wasn't even a laughing smile, it was just a sweet smile
@ericstaples7220
@ericstaples7220 3 роки тому
I thought he was going to say his mistake was he didn't eat dirt like a worm.
@DABLACKESTJEW
@DABLACKESTJEW 3 роки тому
So goddam funny that’s what made me Hit like
@mertzanakia
@mertzanakia 3 роки тому
His flirting technique is heartworming.
@moonbean169
@moonbean169 3 роки тому
i hate you
@Jkdabomb10A
@Jkdabomb10A 3 роки тому
Well played.
@stinkub
@stinkub 3 роки тому
Fun fact: worms have 5 hearts, or 10 or 0 depending what you consider a heart
@SaGeOwL4891
@SaGeOwL4891 3 роки тому
This comment.
@williamhenning4700
@williamhenning4700 3 роки тому
Did it WORM its way into your heart? *Guffaws loudly*
@AndiKowalski
@AndiKowalski 3 роки тому
I lost it at the awkwardly long cut where he smiles.
@nicolegotberg
@nicolegotberg Рік тому
My husband sent this to me!! His name is Joel and the first time we hung out he laid on the ground and made pterodactyl noises while flapping his arms because he was nervous and didn't know what to do!! I'm dying right now!! I always tell him it was a good thing that we were close acquaintances at that point or I'd have definitely left!! Art imitates life, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
@davidn4956
@davidn4956 Рік тому
I feel that 100%. Doing something weird and funny to take the edge off, but being particularly nervous so you completely overshoot it lol
@AR0dful
@AR0dful Рік тому
He’s weird
@patricknorris9334
@patricknorris9334 Рік тому
It must be a Joel thing😅
@edunery
@edunery Рік тому
What
@tiberivsgracchvs2393
@tiberivsgracchvs2393 Рік тому
Huh
@miriahkessler4169
@miriahkessler4169 3 роки тому
The music, the sound effects, the slideshow, the a-hole guy, the interview with the girl, and finally the worm. It was all incredible.
@truesoulghost2777
@truesoulghost2777 3 роки тому
It really was.
@thebigoofstudio4271
@thebigoofstudio4271 3 роки тому
A truly memorable experience
@Culex51
@Culex51 3 роки тому
#culmination
@localsonly-ju6fc
@localsonly-ju6fc 3 роки тому
Nother masterpiece
@j.6378
@j.6378 3 роки тому
the worm really tied it all together
@Bubble998Grunge
@Bubble998Grunge 3 роки тому
"sustenance! I need sustenance!" Joel channeling his inner Lemongrab
@sirottovonbismarck6776
@sirottovonbismarck6776 3 роки тому
I knew that voice seems similar to a certain _lemon_
@kieran2blest
@kieran2blest 3 роки тому
Why'd he sound just like lemon grab 😂😂
@JudeFergy
@JudeFergy 3 роки тому
UNACCEPTABLE
@Jakeito413
@Jakeito413 3 роки тому
30 minutes dungeon.
@gallison1982
@gallison1982 3 роки тому
you read my mind
@yymmas
@yymmas 3 роки тому
1:27 trent on the verge of breaking character: 🙂 *everyone liked that*
@Violet-Spark
@Violet-Spark 2 роки тому
Video would have ended there if he had broken character.
@three7446
@three7446 Рік тому
I don’t think that was a genuine smile. I think he was acting and it was part of the character because worst case they could easily cut it out or reshoot it
@elijahmeilak2906
@elijahmeilak2906 Рік тому
@@three7446nah, it’s a staple of Joel’s videos to show people breaking character. It adds to the authenticity of the comedy, and reminds us all that it’s just a bunch of friends doing silly improv.
@wiiseeyou
@wiiseeyou 3 роки тому
"Well he started acting like a worm, and worms are gross." - Wisest woman ever.
@Ingrid922
@Ingrid922 2 роки тому
Not earthworms or nightcrawlers(very large earthworms), which are generally what people think of first upon hearing "worms". Those are cool and good for the dirt and plants. Not going to mention what other types of worms there are because they are too gross!
@quadecaX8
@quadecaX8 3 роки тому
this deserves an oscar for sound design
@rayres1074
@rayres1074 3 роки тому
The video was just bizarrely amazing but the cartoon sound effects were an extra spice that made the whole thing Grammy-worthy. Also the way Joel narrates his lines while on-screen he's acting like a worm is brilliant
@ginjerrussell3866
@ginjerrussell3866 3 роки тому
Most definitely! Also, I had to watch it a second time to be sure, but his dialogue is nearly in perfect sync with the beat in a way that made it flow like poetry or rap.
@matdoosh
@matdoosh 3 роки тому
The foley work was quite remarkabke
@metnah1
@metnah1 3 роки тому
Don't insult this channel like that.
@CERESx3
@CERESx3 3 роки тому
owo hi qaaaaad
@lukesaylor6742
@lukesaylor6742 3 роки тому
"So can anyone tell me what Joel did wrong?" No. Absolutely not. This was a flawless attempt. Anyone who claims otherwise is completely incorrect
@jessegrimes6415
@jessegrimes6415 3 роки тому
He forgot to bring his own sustenance
@MMfish_
@MMfish_ 3 роки тому
Why couldn’t I actually think of anything he did wrong 😂
@kenjutsukata1o1
@kenjutsukata1o1 2 роки тому
I'll be honest, I did see one flaw: his movements were more like a fish on land than a worm. His movements needed to be more fluid. Excellent idea, but flawed execution. Nobody wants to date a stinky fish. If he'd gotten his worm movement perfect, she'd have offered him sustenance on the spot.
@lilyhalter8443
@lilyhalter8443 3 роки тому
The “SUSTENANCE! I NEED SUSTENANCE!” sounds like something I’ll be quoting from now on Edit: it’s been two weeks and I have indeed been referencing it
@GamesFromSpace
@GamesFromSpace Рік тому
It's been a year, are you still at it?
@lilyhalter8443
@lilyhalter8443 Рік тому
@@GamesFromSpace thank you for checking, I fortunately still do every couple weeks or so. I do come back to watch this video every now and then too
@Elbenzo64
@Elbenzo64 3 роки тому
"All I was going through my brain" Me trying to process literally anything
@lachlanstamp4203
@lachlanstamp4203 3 роки тому
haha yep same here
@ssssssloth
@ssssssloth 3 роки тому
"Didn't quite catch it? Let's watch it again" I lowkey wished the video just replayed fully after that
@victoriap1649
@victoriap1649 3 роки тому
Hahaha I thought they were gonna do that tbh
@stolensentience
@stolensentience 3 роки тому
@@victoriap1649 saamesies
@twntsvn
@twntsvn 3 роки тому
.would have been even better
@SebastianTheGreat
@SebastianTheGreat 3 роки тому
Infinite loop ♾
@crcker3841
@crcker3841 3 роки тому
you had me at: *flirt mode activate*
@theradiantdehd3997
@theradiantdehd3997 3 роки тому
He had me at: *I NEED SUSTANANCE!*
@JayLeePoe
@JayLeePoe 3 роки тому
*>click, _DING!_ -I believe one take had to be him trying different transformers noises with his mouth, too-
@ElNick09
@ElNick09 3 роки тому
Chicks love worms. Ask any farmer. Joel is just ahead of his time.
@pinksnake8001
@pinksnake8001 2 роки тому
genius
@Ingrid922
@Ingrid922 2 роки тому
I like worms. Most living things.
@Quoodles
@Quoodles 3 роки тому
yo my man got killed off for no particular reason
@travisnichols147
@travisnichols147 3 роки тому
Worm man wormed his way into all of our hearts
@panwall1327
@panwall1327 3 роки тому
He needs sustenance
@virtusetglorie
@virtusetglorie 3 роки тому
You could say.. He's a heartworm.
@Loo0Lzz
@Loo0Lzz 3 роки тому
There are pills for that
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 роки тому
Kwalitee meme
@redricblue8790
@redricblue8790 3 роки тому
@@Loo0Lzz no please
@BillBui_
@BillBui_ 3 роки тому
I like how Joel portrays a "cool guy" as someone who wears a snapback backwards, aviator sunglasses and a turtle neck.
@sifuhotman1300
@sifuhotman1300 3 роки тому
You say that as if that isn't cool?
@themarlboromandalorian
@themarlboromandalorian 3 роки тому
Cool ... Cool guys don't wear that??
@BillBui_
@BillBui_ 3 роки тому
@@themarlboromandalorian Cool guys wear whatever they want 😎
@woodfur00
@woodfur00 3 роки тому
That's not a snapback though? It's just a baseball cap
@xXHalo4Xx117
@xXHalo4Xx117 3 роки тому
@@BillBui_ even dresses 👗 🥶
@MrM1lkcoupon
@MrM1lkcoupon 2 роки тому
I have watched this three times every day for a week now and bust out laughing every time I think "I like worms. And I like girls" this is my new favorite sketch ever
@jacobkreifels7690
@jacobkreifels7690 3 роки тому
0:07 that ding with the song was so perfect
@PigeonMayne
@PigeonMayne 3 роки тому
anybody hear lemongrab when he screamed “sustenance, i need sustenance!” 😂
@KuroHebi
@KuroHebi 3 роки тому
I was thinking the same thing.
@ghostlyfae8721
@ghostlyfae8721 3 роки тому
~Yes~ I wasn't the only one ( * w * )
@poppypods
@poppypods 3 роки тому
MMM He donked it up big time
@aaronjoyner17
@aaronjoyner17 3 роки тому
Lemongrad
@yussufabukar32
@yussufabukar32 3 роки тому
*UNACCEPTABLE CONDITIONS*
@UselessDuckCompany
@UselessDuckCompany 3 роки тому
See the worm method actually does work, but you need pre-pack your own SUSTENANCE. Preparation is key. They taught us this in boy scouts.
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats 3 роки тому
Always keep spaghetti in your pockets
@_mossy_8520
@_mossy_8520 3 роки тому
@@AfferbeckBeats sustenance is sus
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому
Me the ALPHA MALE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me ordering you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet v*de*s. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful th*mbnails and be JEALOUS. Bye bye use
@nicoludoc1117
@nicoludoc1117 3 роки тому
sussy 😳
@freemovies3524
@freemovies3524 3 роки тому
why did youtube recommend this ? so lame... WHO IS THIS FOR 5 YEAR OLDS ?
@goose_dove
@goose_dove 3 роки тому
It's the cartoon sound effects that does it for me, personally.
@Ingrid922
@Ingrid922 2 роки тому
I noticed those too.
@MaximumRD
@MaximumRD Рік тому
I don't think I have ever witnessed such original material from a UKpostsr 😆to say he comes up with ideas I would not expect is an understatement. You are one of a kind Joel, never change.
@mgcharoudin
@mgcharoudin 3 роки тому
Always remember kids: pick up through the knees!
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 3 роки тому
Yup
@agentknifestripes1608
@agentknifestripes1608 3 роки тому
Kids shouldn't learn that now 🤣
@FumBingerer
@FumBingerer 3 роки тому
My goodness Misha, you’re a long way from home!
@sterlingarcher8041
@sterlingarcher8041 3 роки тому
@@DyslexicMitochondria Cool username
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 3 роки тому
Lift with your legs, not with your back. The more you know 🌈.
@zarkflappysheep
@zarkflappysheep 3 роки тому
i’m always acting like a dang worm this is legit relatable
@Junkrrz
@Junkrrz 3 роки тому
Lmao
@spencerharris3278
@spencerharris3278 3 роки тому
Why are you everywhere
@The_Obvious_Solution
@The_Obvious_Solution 3 роки тому
Do you need sustenance?
@PulledPurk
@PulledPurk 3 роки тому
witcha worm ass
@KapsLocke
@KapsLocke 3 роки тому
*dung worm
@SomethingWet
@SomethingWet 3 роки тому
All the jokes kept just coming and coming. As soon as you think you got the plot twist and the point, there's another thing to punch you in the face. The in loving memory thing just killed me in one shot. I want to be your friend so much.
@andris3210
@andris3210 3 роки тому
Adding the bit about the worm drying out in the sun & crying out for SUSTENANCE!!! was the cherry on the... dried-out worm cake. Brilliant!
@kennylauderdale_en
@kennylauderdale_en 3 роки тому
I was half expecting a Gigantic bird to swoop down. I was that convinced.
@Rizimar
@Rizimar 3 роки тому
Kenny, where is the Cybershell collab video?
@tomegadrakon
@tomegadrakon 3 роки тому
But is this anime?
@Mavrik9000
@Mavrik9000 3 роки тому
This is really just a subtle ad for Antonio's Pizza.
@MrMajenta
@MrMajenta 3 роки тому
ah you're looking for mike diva
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 3 роки тому
Wait, you mean sweet dee????
@Cyranek
@Cyranek 3 роки тому
the worm method got me my wife. wouldn't be where I'm at today without it.
@groutface8744
@groutface8744 3 роки тому
hey it’s the verified user comment guy
@goodboythings7343
@goodboythings7343 3 роки тому
Worm people, worm people, worm people. Youre worm people
@Flashtrue_
@Flashtrue_ 3 роки тому
And you got it all done in 11 hours, that's efficiency right there
@manifestedshadow
@manifestedshadow 3 роки тому
I did that maneuver on my wife before we were married...
@viciousKev
@viciousKev 3 роки тому
I already had a wife, but after taking this advice and ~Severely~ reducing my worm imitations, shes speaking to me again.
@tayquinn4352
@tayquinn4352 3 роки тому
the start of him saying, im losing my mind is one of the most hilarious things ive ever heard him say man holy fuck. just got my cheeks pierced and was a mistake watching this
@ComedyBros5
@ComedyBros5 8 місяців тому
I come back to this one at least once a month. This is top-tier Joel!
@jesseeglington2602
@jesseeglington2602 8 місяців тому
Happy to see someone else returns to this classic video
@Zeltik
@Zeltik 3 роки тому
and they eat dirt. 😐 🙂
@drumm3rboy22
@drumm3rboy22 3 роки тому
😂
@jakeroach77
@jakeroach77 3 роки тому
dirt is just another word for SUSTENANCE
@avo616
@avo616 3 роки тому
So which Zelda game is actually your favourite?
@Preston241
@Preston241 3 роки тому
I see massive crossover potential.
@dracoerrarus4834
@dracoerrarus4834 3 роки тому
“Playing Zelda for the First Time” crossover when?
@ralek592
@ralek592 3 роки тому
Went from a Joel Haver video, to a human behavior research, to a street interview, to a memorial of a fictional character. So basically, a normal Joel Haver video.
@flaminghulaballoo
@flaminghulaballoo 3 роки тому
I wish someone had come clean with me about this when I was younger! So much heartache would have been avoided! So much legal trouble!
@sarcosmos2262
@sarcosmos2262 3 роки тому
"Put that on my epitaph on my gravestone, bietch" Very poetic.
@artoholic_2660
@artoholic_2660 3 роки тому
Idc what anybody says this the best thing Joel has ever made.
@harmleyten4
@harmleyten4 3 роки тому
Agree
@zephyrblade6238
@zephyrblade6238 3 роки тому
Agree
@liliththeraccoon355
@liliththeraccoon355 3 роки тому
I fully agree with what has been said
@jestawell
@jestawell 3 роки тому
I say that every time he puts out a vid
@theonlyron
@theonlyron 3 роки тому
Nah. "Forget About Everything for Awhile" and "you from the future" are his best works.
@J.D.Franklin
@J.D.Franklin 3 роки тому
"I like worms, and I like girls," I'm smelling a future merch t-shirt
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
Yeeeeeeesssss
@nathangehman7018
@nathangehman7018 3 роки тому
I would buy one that says "SUSTENANCE! I NEED SUSTENANCE!"
@JaeAmore
@JaeAmore 3 роки тому
The worm method does work. That’s how I met my boyfriend. It was a rainy day on August, I was on my way to work and I saw this worm of a man wiggling around on the side walk. I was so infatuated. I couldn’t help but to watch. The way he wiggled on the ground was so mesmerizing. I swooped down like a bird, picked him up and the rest has been history.
@plastictouch6796
@plastictouch6796 Рік тому
This has has big tumblr energy.
@nicomarti13
@nicomarti13 3 роки тому
That stock music and Trent's script... amazing
@code_koriel
@code_koriel 3 роки тому
1:25 - 1:28 Been having a really crappy day, but this actually made me smile like stupid.
@Joel-Haver
@Joel-Haver 3 роки тому
happy to make ya smile, hope your day gets better❤️
@luismelendez5561
@luismelendez5561 3 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver thank you for the emotional sustenance
@forrest7186
@forrest7186 3 роки тому
God the smile is so cute, fuck I'm turning ga-
@Oddie99000
@Oddie99000 3 роки тому
@@forrest7186 nooo we lost him
@qwertzuiop7578
@qwertzuiop7578 3 роки тому
I'm not sure if I've ever seen Trent smile in one of Joel's videos, this truly was special
@philipplichtenberger2932
@philipplichtenberger2932 3 роки тому
RIP in peace, Worm Man. Your liking of worms and girls shall forerver be remembered
@boumbh
@boumbh 3 роки тому
He ain't got the girl but he surely got the worm!
@benbrown5124
@benbrown5124 3 роки тому
This is one of the best live skits so far guys, thank you!
@coalblack666
@coalblack666 3 роки тому
this was incredible, great job guys!
@wilkcity
@wilkcity 3 роки тому
He should make a shirt for his merch site that says: "I NEED SUSTENANCE!" I would buy it.
@jenniferhighstreet2300
@jenniferhighstreet2300 3 роки тому
Same
@datadavis
@datadavis 3 роки тому
I want one that says I
@matdoosh
@matdoosh 3 роки тому
First thing that crossed my mind. With a silhouette of him "worming" so there's just enough to not explain to anyone who asks, like they should already know
@sownheard
@sownheard 3 роки тому
Sustenance!
@TheSamasi
@TheSamasi 3 роки тому
Do you even English bro?
@fredericogalvao4790
@fredericogalvao4790 3 роки тому
Every time you end a film with a perfect cut of a laugh breaking the character after delivering a perfect line, I gain at least 17 extra seconds of life.
@qwerty52676
@qwerty52676 2 роки тому
So wait a minute...if Joel was to make these videos 17 seconds or less run time and end them in that way are we talking eternal life?
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 роки тому
17 sounds oddly specific. Is there a The Cure reference hidden in there?
@fredericogalvao4790
@fredericogalvao4790 2 роки тому
@@mugwump7049 not that I know of, no. 17 is just a number I use a lot whenever I need a random number between 7 and 418.
@mugwump7049
@mugwump7049 2 роки тому
@@fredericogalvao4790 I was asking because coincidentally, they have a song which chorus goes: "17 seconds, a mesure of life"...
@fredericogalvao4790
@fredericogalvao4790 2 роки тому
@@mugwump7049 maybe that's destiny?
@kennethwilliams543
@kennethwilliams543 3 роки тому
He used his best pick up line at the beginning of the video. "I been making mistakes my whole life, how would you like to be the next?" Classic smooth operator
@louislb.3668
@louislb.3668 3 роки тому
Love the fact that you can see them smile and laugh, cracks me up everytime
@lunarrover4923
@lunarrover4923 3 роки тому
Please never stop making these videos no matter how many views the animated ones get. My quality of life has legitimately improved since finding this channel ily
@Joel-Haver
@Joel-Haver 3 роки тому
I’m gonna keep making them until your life is too good quality and then I’ll make some more!
@nolangimpel39
@nolangimpel39 3 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver oh Joel when you talk like that, it's like you're a handsome, tall, charming, threatening worm
@lunarrover4923
@lunarrover4923 3 роки тому
@@Joel-Haver this made my day thank you Joel 😭💖💖
@MonkeGeorge
@MonkeGeorge Рік тому
@@lunarrover4923 I hope your life is still good
@A_Ducky
@A_Ducky Рік тому
Quality of life? Is that sammich meat? I'm from 'murica. No but srsly, just to echo the original OP's sentiment from 1y ago. My life sucks and watching this channel helps a lot.
@mostawesomestnamever
@mostawesomestnamever 3 роки тому
As the worm, Joel is actually the bait setting up for Trent to swoop in and pick up that girl.
@shaanp9796
@shaanp9796 3 роки тому
Ahh, i get it
@chloe_the_cat2831
@chloe_the_cat2831 3 роки тому
But what if he swoops in and picks up the bait?
@dilliondover8409
@dilliondover8409 2 роки тому
One of my favorite Joel videos, gets me every time
@Chaoshin2
@Chaoshin2 3 роки тому
Nice Video Cherdleys, keep them coming!
@rayres1074
@rayres1074 3 роки тому
And after Worm Man died, he became sustenance of millions of other worms. Ironic. He could save others from lack of sustenance, but not himself.
@scp-2348
@scp-2348 3 роки тому
"Where can one learn this power?"
@HalfbreedTrini
@HalfbreedTrini 3 роки тому
SUSTENANCE IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY THE JEDI
@lunarprophet7587
@lunarprophet7587 3 роки тому
"Yo girl, I'm your little worm; you can put me anywhere." My man.
@bloosy1771
@bloosy1771 3 роки тому
You can put me in soil or dirt or you can put me in a tErRariUm
@Xbob42
@Xbob42 3 роки тому
@@bloosy1771 (and keep me for a little while)
@jraider4
@jraider4 2 роки тому
Coming from your Scattered Thoughts video, Joel, this is my favorite video. I shared it with all my friends and we make references to it all the time :)
@eyn85
@eyn85 3 роки тому
"I fancy my whole life just as one mistake after another..." Wtf Joel just quoted my whole life here.... 0:16 the "huh!!" here is the best...really smug XD
@cookies23z
@cookies23z 3 роки тому
Wow they really just killed joel off like that in a random side episode... this show is brutal
@ohrats731
@ohrats731 3 роки тому
Lol meanwhile I’m like 1996?? Joel can’t be younger than me!! They must have made that number up for Worm Man. That’s gotta be it! Cause you know, when you’re feeling like you should be doing something with your life by now, comparing yourself to a UKpostsr who’s potentially 7-12 months younger than you is a good frame of mind
@SurprisinglyDeep
@SurprisinglyDeep 3 роки тому
@@ohrats731 Have you started doing anything and/or continued doing anything? Because that's what it's all about.
@Sizmyerlot
@Sizmyerlot 3 роки тому
If you pause at 1:16 you can see that Joel pulled his head backwards rather than curving it forwards into his midriff (as the worm does). This unnatural, un-wormlike movement triggered an instinctual reaction from the female, allowing her to see past the alluring worm facade and realizing that it's just some weird dude on the floor, drastically lowering the chance for Joel to mate on this day.
@davidal00
@davidal00 3 роки тому
I think it boils down to Joel not being the right color. He had some decent worm moves, but his lack of proper worm color gave him away.
@8hadow856
@8hadow856 Рік тому
You guys are upto some serious stuff, mad respect
@Sebastian-42-69
@Sebastian-42-69 3 роки тому
Thank you Joel for existing!!
@BigManJD
@BigManJD 3 роки тому
Joel’s getting so good at playing his female characters! He’s unrecognizable in this one!
@MyBlindRun
@MyBlindRun 3 роки тому
Go back to Fairbairn Films
@BigManJD
@BigManJD 3 роки тому
@@MyBlindRun I don’t even know what that is
@opedromagico
@opedromagico 3 роки тому
cronologically speaking, that was very dope yo
@wrhythm
@wrhythm 3 роки тому
hypothetically, if I was a worm and you was a girl, would you give me sustenance?
@orealfoxx7977
@orealfoxx7977 3 роки тому
Pedrão está em todo lugar KKKKKK como pode
@miweed2
@miweed2 3 роки тому
@@m33r61 ayo
@danieljensen2626
@danieljensen2626 3 роки тому
Yes I also got Cherdley's vibes for a second there
@henrytawnn8694
@henrytawnn8694 3 роки тому
It was spiritual in an alphabetic way too.
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 3 роки тому
Men have two sides 1: Hello baby girl 2: I NEED SUSTENANCE
@Scottybo1096
@Scottybo1096 3 роки тому
you proved to me skit comedy still has a place on UKposts. you might be the last true UKpostsr
@hugoclarke3284
@hugoclarke3284 3 роки тому
"I like worms and I like girls" See that's where he went wrong: too many interests. That technique would have been successful had he pursued a worm.
@LanternGhost
@LanternGhost 3 роки тому
The problem is that Joel's sunglasses are too small.
@Andyexe-qx6xy
@Andyexe-qx6xy 3 роки тому
I love the editing
@melendroach6331
@melendroach6331 Рік тому
I come back to this video at least once a month. Absolute masterpiece.
@rippl3r0
@rippl3r0 3 роки тому
I can't believe they killed worm guy to make the joke happen, that's dedication to the role.
@sallybradshaw4576
@sallybradshaw4576 3 роки тому
If loving worms is stupid, I don't wanna be smart - Giacomo Casanova, 1742
@mitchelkvedar674
@mitchelkvedar674 3 роки тому
Is this real
@yourmum69_420
@yourmum69_420 3 роки тому
@@mitchelkvedar674 yes
@yourmum69_420
@yourmum69_420 3 роки тому
@@mitchelkvedar674 and the song at the end of this video was darude - sandstorm
@BigBulletBill
@BigBulletBill 3 роки тому
@@mitchelkvedar674 it's from the show Community lol
@jack6m
@jack6m 3 роки тому
That was amazing~
@eyeballqueenofrats
@eyeballqueenofrats Рік тому
you already had me laughing and then it immediately cuts to his fucking gravestone i almost fell out of my chair
@PMSeymour
@PMSeymour 3 роки тому
So that's what I'm doing wrong...
@johnlenz420
@johnlenz420 3 роки тому
im still confused? was he not supposed to mention sustenance? what did he do wrong..?
@reddittgod4442
@reddittgod4442 3 роки тому
What you wanna do is be yourself, cyanna taught us that one. You’ve got a great personality use it.
@elisabethhansen3590
@elisabethhansen3590 3 роки тому
maybe the "I need sustenance" was actually a cry for help.... Rest in dirt, worm man. you finally got the sustenance
@bodyofhope
@bodyofhope 3 роки тому
Amen
@benwiarda23
@benwiarda23 Рік тому
This is my favourite video on this channel :D also, i cant tell of the laugh at the end is a charcter break or not
@zagonzal
@zagonzal 3 роки тому
"Sustenance!" is becoming my new text notification noise. Thanks, Joel!
@TheAMaazing
@TheAMaazing 3 роки тому
okay but what about acting like a snake
@sr.lontra
@sr.lontra 3 роки тому
Sneks are cute
@gravy473
@gravy473 3 роки тому
Snakes and women don't go together - the first part of Genesis
@izzaamazing9277
@izzaamazing9277 3 роки тому
Now I know Maaz is searching how to flirt with women 🤣🤣🤣
@anonymousannoyingmouse
@anonymousannoyingmouse 3 роки тому
Snakes are gross too bruh I m a guy and I like it when other guys act like a fish
@mothratemporalradio517
@mothratemporalradio517 3 роки тому
🐍💨
@Xaaaach
@Xaaaach 3 роки тому
I don’t know about you guys, but when he acted like a worm, I was like “Woah mamma, put a baby in me please”
@saturnvalleyswanson224
@saturnvalleyswanson224 3 роки тому
Same and I’m not even a woman
@takethatbackleorio828
@takethatbackleorio828 3 роки тому
Same here. Thats the trait I look for in a man.
@moxxidearest4823
@moxxidearest4823 2 роки тому
Fr if a boy can't do this for you what's the point of even dating 😞
@AsHellBored
@AsHellBored 2 роки тому
you should put babies in a crib, or stroller, or car seat. Be careful where you stick your baby. And wash regularly with soap and water.
@gogousa6661
@gogousa6661 2 роки тому
The joke is he was acting like a worm before he hit the floor lol
@briggy4359
@briggy4359 8 місяців тому
I cannot believe this came out 2 years ago, and I still make the same mistake.
@idionym6817
@idionym6817 Рік тому
This is definitely one of the best endings to any film (both short and feature). The plot continuity is also very tight.
@couchgod9574
@couchgod9574 3 роки тому
This is an unholy combination of Cherdly's and Bill Nye editing
@HeyZeus096
@HeyZeus096 3 роки тому
Joel doing a cherdleys crossover episode without needing to get cherdleys to be in it
@kingbred01
@kingbred01 3 роки тому
Missing the ah ah ah
@ValseInstrumentalist
@ValseInstrumentalist 3 роки тому
A tiny bit of Tim and Eric thrown in for good measure.
@austinsavage5962
@austinsavage5962 3 роки тому
Joels ego really went to his head when he hit 1 mil hes like a completely different character in every video
@RenMVlogs
@RenMVlogs 3 роки тому
Brilliant, isn't it? :-D
@gruntingskunk2237
@gruntingskunk2237 3 роки тому
Yeah I’m worried he’s going to have to go to rehab or something soon because you can tell it’s gotten bad not just with his ego but with his partying lifestyle.
@austinsavage5962
@austinsavage5962 3 роки тому
@@RenMVlogs yes im glad people got my sarcasm because this could have gone either way 😂
@Ace-od8en
@Ace-od8en 2 роки тому
thanks man for your video. You're reminding me to enjoy life and not take it so seriously. I cut out a lot of humor in my life for some fucking stupid reason. Mostly because adults in my life always shamed me for being who I was, so I killed a huge part of myself that you remind me of. I'll probably never be the same person that I was before the shit hit the fan, but I can relive it through you.
@assmane999
@assmane999 3 роки тому
Love the Bill bye sound effects during the fast forwarding of him running on the field
@ireves93
@ireves93 3 роки тому
Sustenance. I NEED SUSTENANCE! UNACCEPTABLEE! -LemonJoel
@johnnyjohnson6643
@johnnyjohnson6643 3 роки тому
Ha, I was thinking of good ol’ Lemongrab, too
@guyman2674
@guyman2674 3 роки тому
@Tblazer O N E M I L L I O N Y E A R S D U N G E O N
@perttihakala9847
@perttihakala9847 3 роки тому
My thoughts exactly!
@zapzap7307
@zapzap7307 3 роки тому
0:07 the way the "tiiin" comes exactly on the beat is really satisfying
@princejasper420
@princejasper420 3 роки тому
I thought I opened to a Cherdley video, then I noticed the awesome sound design and editing
@fall4wisdom552
@fall4wisdom552 2 роки тому
This is my new favorite channel.
@johnnymarinara3797
@johnnymarinara3797 3 роки тому
One could say that Worm Man's second mistake was trying to seduce while in flirt mode.
@noskalborg723
@noskalborg723 3 роки тому
True that. Flirt mode is for AFTER they express intrest, not before. I for one think it is usually best to reserve flirt mode for dates that are not the first date.
@SquishyProductions
@SquishyProductions 3 роки тому
My girlfriend is the exact type of weird that this absolutely would have worked on her. She would NOT be down with his attitude but the worm dance would have gotten her to give him a shot. No doubt in my mind.
@mackenziedesire7515
@mackenziedesire7515 3 роки тому
Are you sure your girlfriend isn't just a ton of worms pretending to be a woman? I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that, she sounds pretty cool either way.
@aidankocherhans9861
@aidankocherhans9861 3 роки тому
@@mackenziedesire7515 1,000 worms in a trench coat
@wtr3059
@wtr3059 3 роки тому
@@aidankocherhans9861 Oh, she's Oogie Boogie's sister?
@Imperiused
@Imperiused 2 роки тому
@@mackenziedesire7515 If that's the case, their girlfriend must be Gog-Agog, in which case I'm hella jealous!
@Desimere
@Desimere 2 роки тому
mhmh, at least they won't be boring
@Bluepapermonster
@Bluepapermonster 2 роки тому
I watched this 2 2/4 times and I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you
@Shtanto
@Shtanto 2 роки тому
There's something remarkably wholesome about these videos
@Cyphule
@Cyphule 3 роки тому
“I like worms,and I like girls.” Inspirational words to live by
@TcherryTHOREST
@TcherryTHOREST 3 роки тому
My therapist : Cherdley Joel doesn't exist and he can't hurt you. This video :
@mitchalwaggoner1648
@mitchalwaggoner1648 3 роки тому
Was thinking the same thing
@willthechill3992
@willthechill3992 3 роки тому
Spot on
@matthewosterman9030
@matthewosterman9030 3 роки тому
Cherdleys can be hit or miss and the best thing about it is Trevor Noah tho
@Nicholasvelaz22
@Nicholasvelaz22 2 роки тому
0:22 That grunt is fucking hilarious, especially considering immediately going into worm talk
@xiphopagus
@xiphopagus 3 роки тому
Oh no. I fear this would truly work on me due to my worm obsession as a child. It was to the point my sister made me a worm stuffed animal, and my father made me a wooden worm. One of the few home videos has me proudly proclaiming, "Hi! I'm Heather Wormhead! It's my birthday!" It wasn't my birthday, btw.
@Zack-wc5mv
@Zack-wc5mv 3 роки тому
Oh daem
@RoxieRedwood
@RoxieRedwood 3 роки тому
I flippin love it! We would not exist without our thin layer of topsoil, and worms definitely help maintain it! People have ant farms.. Why not worm farms? Plus, vermicomposting is an interesting and beneficial hobby! There's even as least 1 dance move called The Worm. So I refuse to believe that we are the only ones. Oh my word.. I just remembered! There's a video game that came out in the 1990s called Earthworm Jim! Look it up, your past self will love it! 😁
@xiphopagus
@xiphopagus 3 роки тому
@@RoxieRedwood Omg I remember Earthworm Jim! I had forgotten that existed! I'm so glad to not be alone in my worm love! 😹
@Ingrid922
@Ingrid922 2 роки тому
You are not alone.But I loved the giant slugs in the Seattle. WA area even more than worms. When I was about three I used to carry them around and talk to them. They were huge slugs. I miss them. I don't live there anymore sadly.
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