It's crazy to think that Joel Haver and Dylan Dexter were 25 when they were in this. It's a little noticeable that they're not 12, but its made up for by their superb acting. True Steve Mcqueen's of their era.

Poor old Samson, he farted himself to death :(

2:06 Forget the farts, I'm worried about that splash zone!

They act the most convincing kids.

“When the night, has come. And it smells like farts. Don’t you stand, stand by me” 🎶 🎵

I like how the character without a lisp is spitting all over the place when he's yelling, while the character WITH a lisp isn't.

Love how the 12 year olds have their car keys on the table

I did fact-check it, and I read that Samson farted himself to death inside ol Arnie's new car

immaculate spit lighting!

I like the turtleneck

Not being able to remember the intricacies of the original story, my mind has now convinced me this to be canon

"Cuz he didn't have to live in a world with a ...FUCK!" 🤣😂🤣😂

This man had 2k subs in October 2020 and has dropped feature films and sketches every week no matter what. I respect the determination and perseverance, a true example of good things coming to those who wait

This was so good, that I became upset when it ended abruptly...forgetting that these films usually are short to begin with. I would have watched this entire full length feature film.

I loved the Magic cards being used for poker

i love how you attacked yo self with that over exposed light on you, just a funny detaile

I think the genius of your shorts is the high quality juxtaposed to seemingly “low effort” pp humour that almost completely chaotic. It reminds me of the dumb videos my buddies and I used to make in high school except it’s shot by Sundance directors.

Samson Joel is the preciousest thing I didnt expect to see

Now I understand why he doesn’t want them to stand by him

Samson was beautifully acted out.. as a kid I knew so many kids like him. I can almost hear him say "I'm gunna tell mom on you!!"

The part where you bust into A Flock of Seagulls "I Ran (So Far Away)" makes me lose it

I lost my farts at "horrible fart disease".

Joel truly needs to be in an I Think You Should Leave sketch.

I know this friend. I know this friend too well

That's not how you play magic the gathering

I can't get over the absurdity of the phrase "on average smell like farts."

I'm almost in tears laughing at this! You've turned such a serious and iconic movie moment into something so unrelated and unimportant in THE FUNNIEST WAY

Splendid Spitting!

the greatest stand by me parody there ever was

I love the excessive spitting. Fine work, gentlemen. This one is a classic

You guys are actual geniuses!!! can't believe I found y'all when you were this small, y'all are gonna blow up!!

Holy shit, man. That one had me cracking up so bad!

This was excellent (also love the MAD magazines, I have soo many of those). It's actually kinda weird to think how good of a movie and novella Stand By Me/The Body was considering the entire premise was 4 kids going to see a dead body.

Your irl skits are underrated

This is such a great movie. A real classic.

You took one of my all-time favorite movies and have now made one of my all-time favorite sketches. Superb job, Fart-Face.

I like how they're wearing mics

This video is so good!

I love that white and pink and blue windbreaker. It's a real treat when it's in these vids.

This has the exact same energy as the whoopee cushion segment from “I Think You Should Leave”

nice to see you are good, my man.

Where are all your subscribers? Seriously what the hell, this is too good man!

“You! One of you, smell me. Just smell me. Sniff me! SNIF ME! Cmon, just a quick sniff!” 😂

I still cry when Dreyfuss narrates. I rented this VHS when it came out, I was like I dunno, 5 or something. Cried then...still cry now. :\ No idea why...

People be spittin bars n fire but you just be straight spittin

You deserve more viewers.

Dude we all know one guy who smells like farts!

It took way too long for me to find this channel!

Nice Kx250 in the back man

Second comment but I had to. Never go full lisp.

I keep coming back to this video. I can't stop quoting it. Help

Stand By Me is my favorite movie. This is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

I can't believe how hard I laughed at this

Literally my reaction as a 12 year old when someone insulted me

Unfortunately, I smelled like Miles in middle school 😭😭

I like how the sunlight helped in showing the saliva spitting everywhere

“Don’t fact check that or look into it cuz there’s no articles on it” XD haha

when you and the homies just gotta belt out A Flock Of Seagulls

This is essentially an I Think You Should Leave sketch

Man, this is incredible. Great parody and you have 2 actors playing 4 characters without ever breaking the 180° rule

Christ, how does this have less than 1000 views?

The comedy is really good, bro.

What a way to go

the spitting had me shitting

yes.

Joel and gang are confirmed MtG players and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Man, you guys even have a, “my Buddy”

(Fades away into obscurity)

I don't know why I like your videos

I believe you Joel

2020: Don't Stand By Me

This is the best I think you should leave sketch that wasn't made by tim robinson or anyone on that show for that show

This is genius

Is that the Mad Hatter? He’s an odd bird. And his car broke down.

Idk if that was actual spit flying from his mouth, but that was a nice touch

Quality

"One of you.. You! No, you..., smell me!"

1:40 Joel is a golden god

"Joel... Joel... Joel... Joel..." Stop that, you can't fade into that internal monologue thing.

@Joel Haver... I that kinda a Goodfellas vibe, I was waiting for the beat down lol

He could have just gone with them to see the dead body. By the time they reached it, the scent of decaying flesh would have masked the fart. It would have been a win-win.

I’ve seen people duplicate themselves just for a video, but duplicating TWO people for a video. Now that’s genius

That fucking jacket though

The kid version of 'funny how?'

Almost didn’t notice the Magic cards. 😅

1:54 almost got the RPG guy

reading this while eating chilli for breakfast

The spitting whilst shouting is so method

This feels like a Tommy DeVito origin story. "How am I funny?" "What do you mean I smell like farts?"

Where do you find all these amazing sets? I haven't been in a treehouse in like 20 years lol

The turtle neck makes this.

0:28 is exactly Bob Odenkirk

magazine reading joel is acting as michael swaim from cracked acting as a 12 year old.

There have been times where I felt like I was going to fart myself to death. I feel that pain.

This rules

A My Buddy doll

That's why you must always be mindful of how you talk to people. Never know when the final straw will be kids. Smh

My......my wife farted herself to death right before my eyes...and my nose. This was hard to watch. Such a painful and....smelly memory. Did you know smell is the sense closest linked to memory as an evolutionary adaptation? So I....I'll never forget that day. Sometimes someone will walk by me on the stairs or in an elevator and lets out a butt burp and I....I'm instantly taken back to that day when my dear Sophie was deflating to death right in front of me with terror in her eyes and sour wind in her dress. Doctors say the force of her ass cheeks and colon slapping against each other caused internal bleeding and she quickly succumbed to the trauma. Guys, tell your special lady to let it out, because like emotions, holding in your ass air can lead to tragedy. :C

watching this on 2x speed = best decision i made this day

I had the My Buddy with brown hair, not that Hitler's Dream edition.