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so she started a gofundme to help raise money to find her arm back and cashed out 5 million dollar i guess

have does kim k have one arm how could she didn't know?? XD

She can't keep getting away with this

LMAO

“Mug Over Egg” is mine

Mine is "Healthy George"

"Taboolla Money"

Mine is "Horrible Distortions of Reality"

That’s actually a sick band name

i’ve been scrolling for a game grumps reference comment😭😭 let’s gooooo

Me tooooo

Forklift simulator

I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this comment Definitely one of the best I can still hear Dan saying it Just as vividly as "you've docked with barry"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

Plus it was only 115 florida residents in their late 20s. That is not a real study lmao

@@whatever3145 true- the sample size from that study is too small to jump to any conclusions to begin with!

@@whatever3145 That sounds like a real study, just a small pilot study that should lead to bigger studies.

when I saw the first line about the study I was immediately thinking "are women happier with uglier men or are men happier with prettier women". idk if the study went into that but it goes to show how you can easily misinterpret studies

@@theclairewhy “Are men happier with attractive women?” I’m never happy

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Danny has to make that official merch

PLEASE

bro id wear that

i’m begging

I feel like a lot of it is randomly generated - it sorta just goes "you won't believe that this {insert person here} is actually {insert unfair societal expectation or shame here}!!! 🤯" Like, it's just using prejudices to gain attention, either from people who actually think like that or from people who find it gross

Like people are doing to Adriana Lima. She's a gorgeous woman, but she's different from what she looked like when she was sixteen and apparently people think it's disgusting.

@@thatbrazilianreader752 I think people just don't like her makeup and eyebrows beacus it makes her look plastic, so people assume shes had plastic surgery. The pics of her without makeup on look totally normal.

No kidding! I’m so annoyed about the extreme aversion to getting old, as people do. Ridiculous how we can’t just love what is natural, especially in a world that’s getting increasingly conscious about not imposing unhealthy beauty standards in weight.

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His brother is still alive too, so it's not like they could have just confused the two either.

From one Danny to another

how do we do, fellow lovelies!

the one time ill agree with danny

​@@heatheretaithaha...what

a decade later and y'all still do the same joke over and over

@@vitaminwater9662yes

​@@vitaminwater9662 that is not the same joke dude😭 the joke is not just simply mentioning both Drew and Danny in the same sentence

yesss i love that he still uses it

Same, it’s kinda like having an inside joke with your friends that you’ve had for so long that you’ve kind of forgotten how it happened and new friends have been grandfathered into it with zero context

what’s the squishy bones joke o.o

@@AwkwarddFoxx Watch Danny's review of the movie Scales. That's where the joke originates

Yeah, when this happens, it feels like an inside joke only fans of the creator would know 😂

That's the sad reality of studies. It's hard to definitively prove an objective statement, but it's easy to appeal to confirmation bias

Yeah Often studies are simply just small studies done that really show no significant observation but they trick people into thinking it by giving the statistics which don’t actually mean anything without all the info. I took a statistics class and I learned even how I have been mislead before by data. 😅

It seems to me like it’s a “study” meant to say to men “it doesn’t matter what you look like!” But to women “if you’re not pretty enough, or at least prettier than your boyfriend/husband and your relationship fails, it’s your fault”

@@stellamariss3335 100% of people are right handed! … In this study… of one person… that’s just me…

I surprised they didn’t say Chris Rock had died. Imagine slapping someone so hard that you die.

His carrier did though

Career?​@@sertiana2512

Don't you mean..a. Will SLAP?!

​@@Someperson12532 what

i'd wear that

i sign

Signed

Signed

signed

😂 Spelling it clickbate changes the meaning somewhat

REAL FRIENDS TO MAKE ON THE WAY IN YOUR AREA CLICK HERE TO FIND THE REAL TREASURE ALL ALONG

I'm sorry your relationships felt that way 😊

@@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006sssshhh it didn’t happen

What if the friends WAS the clickbait

I was so surprised to see Jumin Han’s name in Danny Gonzalez’s comment section lmao

I was wondering if anyone else was going to say this lmao

Lol I remember that, it was everywhere on Tumblr. Never finished MM, sadly. I needed my sleep too much 😢

game grumps

oh my god mystic messenger i'd totally forgotten about that game. i never played it but i knew people who were huge fans

I literally have an ad that shows up on one of my mobile games that I’m only playing to get points on fetch. I don’t even have to click on it. It will randomly come up, open safari, and tell me my iPhone has 43 viruses.

My sibling says it's literally on the package that the green gummy bears are strawberry flavour

@@accuratejaney8140”my sibling” 😂 so formal wtf 😂😂

​@@raeallizae6139 their sibling could be nonbinary, dude. i have a friend who calls her sibling her "sib" because they use they/them pronouns. it's not as weird as you're making it seem

real, ive always known green gummies are strawberry sometimes. if you prefer gummy candy i feel like its common knowledge 😅

this feels weird as fuck cause im from mexico where the most common gummy bear brand is panditas and now im starting to doubt if they're strawberry flavored as well D:

THEY EXPLAINED IT?? OMG

@@mewowowye they did, ima put this all the way down on the comment so if you wanna watch the movie to find out don’t click read more and scroll She alien

@@mewowow aliens.

Yesss

DONT GIVE IT AAAWAAAYY

You definitely shouldn't retire in Palestine.

​@@lonesaviorthat's my favorite usa state

Keffiyehs are traditional scarves also known as shemaghs, ghutras, or hattahs. Typically worn by Arabic men on their heads. They, as well as watermelons and olives, have more recently become widely associated with Palestinian liberation. (More recently meaning around the 1930s during the "arab revolt")

You’re not incorrect but speaking more specifically keffiyehs are not exclusively Palestinian, however the one the man in the image is wearing IS a Palestinian keffiyeh :)

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

im a full on virgin but the thought still haunts me cause i watched tlc's i didn't know i was pregnant as a child

It usually happens in women who have certain medical conditions and don't get periods. My friend doesn't get any periods cos she has endo-something. Fun fact there are some very rare cases of women who have 2 uteruses and 1 has a period but the other was fertilised, and the women go to hospital and find out they're in labour.

sometimes people's uteruses form facing the opposite direction, so they never look pregnant

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom hmm, interesting, good summary of medical info! :D

The condition is think ur thinking of is endometriosis, i also have it! My gyno warned me that i do have a higher chance of cryptic pregnancies due to endometriosis

I never saw this but I can so clearly see the image in my head lmaooo

Or Coldplay

Well you're also Spiderman, so probably, yeah.

that's the 30/70 rule. the woman needs to have a 70% share of the combined attractiveness of both people in the relationship. i hope there's an equivalent for women, too.

I mean, technically the post was actually “women like men with better personalities, so the relationship lasts longer”. Idk, you can have a trash personality AND be ugly, but the study made it sound like it was actually “guys who put in the effort get married” lol :3

That's a great idea That would mean Tom Holland would become available and then I can swoop and and soot my shot, too!

@@manboy4720 The study in the video was disproven cos it was based on a very limited small sample size of university students in Texas who were all white and in their 20s. Are there any studies to back up the 30/70 rule?

ahhhh ok that's awesome thank you. I gotta admit that guy did look pretty cool

​@@2Danny2Furious yeah it's called a Kufiye and it's a Palestinian garment 🇵🇸🇵🇸 it symbolizes the struggle of the Palestinian people under the Isreali occupation

​@@hibs211 that's not what it symbolises . Stop spreading misinformation.

@@hibs211 no, a lot of other countries besides palestine wear them.

not only do they look cool, they ARE cool, literally. they've been dunked in water. haha.

I cri

Opinions of scientists aren't research! This study just says "Men that are deemed less attractive than their wives by this very few employees of university X seem to be kinder"

Not to mention. It had correlational findings not causation.

Like, what a shockingly small and limited study!

*fsu, but yes i agree! def a skewed study lol i was hoping the school i go to is a bit better than that but oh well it happens yk (usf is uni of south florida also)

And they were all in their 20s + recently married. How are you gonna come up with "advice" for all couples that is based on such short relationships ?

Even funnier that you said Larry instead of Laura lmao

@@Insert.Oregano oops lol

Now I'm just picturing Larry Bird married to another Larry Bird

larry bird if he liked men but had horrid taste in men as well

@@finnzbelov real

Tysm, I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

This was actually a fun fact

The Chum bucket

I came here to see if anyone else noticed the unexpected game grumps crossover 😂

I haven’t finished the video, but I’m assuming it’s “does Bruno Mars is gay?”😂

Got to the part. I think we should overlap both Dans reading this article to create the ultimate UKposts Dan

I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW!

Yes I had flashbacks lol

Viagra can be used for menstrual cramps.

@@roxassora2706 huh, the more yk i guess.

@@sophs6194 Yeah. But the excuse they used for the study being published is "the funding wasn't there".

When I think of clickbait, I remember that ad about a woman getting arrested because her horse got her pregnant, at least that's what is implied

@@GoodTimeForARoll oh…that’s really nice 🙂

.*I cried*.

@@fallaciouslandlord Oohh yea my bad, I’ll fix it

@@ellary_stay not a correction but alright friend

So real

and i don't even know anyone named laura! laura? i hardly know her.

I’ll bet someone has already put it up on redbubble. 😂

Fun Fact. Green Gold-Bears are actually apple flavoured in Germany.

All of the ones that are just beans glued to someone's leg, maybe painted if they're feeling fancy

“Who are you fooling”? Well you apparently 💀loool

As a kid i was traumatised. I didn't know if i was looking at something sexual or just a finger with vaseline on it. They ruined my childhood

I hate the medical ads. Those should be illegal. If I were in charge of Hell, I would set aside a special area for the people who come up with those

​@@dry_strawberries😂😂😂😂😂

Right, like wouldn’t a “less attractive” woman “make up for it” in other ways and that would make the man happy? No mention of that

it could also be that men value looks more than women, so they'd be happier in a relationship with a pretty woman rather than a less attractive one. i've seen a lot of women date unattractive men and be okay with it, but i've never seen a dude date an unattractive women and be okay with it.

Personally I think there are a lot of factors involved. I think a big one is that so many women have very low self esteem and they believe that they need to find an "ugly man" so they can be more on their "level" which is really sad. Obviously everyone deserves love but it's just sad that that has to be a reason. Another reason I think is because women just don't value looks as strongly as men do. Personally, if a guy checks all my boxes except being physically attractive I would be more than happy to be with him anyway and I think many women would feel the same. Its not that men ONLY value looks, but I just personally think it's leveled higher as a priority for them. Maybe it's evolutionary, who knows. But there is definitely some truth to the whole theory

I've seen ugly women get in happy relationships easily, while ugly guys are doomed to forever be incels. I'm not sure you really just generalize a whole gender on stuff like this. Think it's a bit more nuanced.

Hell, just from what we know of the study, I feel like there's a lot of questions about the methodology to not even get it to "huh, that's interesting" quality.

Hope you recover well!

How you doing buddy!

I had that horse gives birth to foal one once and I didn't click on it but it does still haunt me every now and then.

It's getting legitimately difficult to for me to search literally anything on UKposts because no matter what I type the results are always like 30% graphic clickbait videos of gross medical conditions, sometimes with someones face in the corner

From what I know, if you click on the ad it just brings you to like this whole story that ends with the cops finding some medical chip (?) in the horse, and at the very very end of the story it's revealed that the whole thing isn't real and is a work of fiction

There's literally one that was a picture of a woman hugging a horse and the caption is "horse keeps hugging pregnant woman and you'll never guess who's baby it is" like huh?? I never clicked on it but YOU WHAT?

@@I_may_be_insaneit was literally just a normal foal and it was a fake story anyway

As soon as I heard him say that, I had to pause the video and go to the comments!? That shiz caught me off guard. Lol!

As a fellow brit, who the hell is larry bird 😂

@@primelover5920nba legend

as a nonbrit nonamerican larry bird sounds like a woodpecker species (no offense)

Ikr?? Like, did he not watch Sesame Street growing up? Larry Bird was the best puppet on the show! 😂😂😂

i'd call the police if a horse is pregnant with a human baby too 😭

...the amount of times I have seen or heard something that insinuated bea$tial!ty this YEAR is concerning. The Twitter guy (which I refused to watch), those weird ass ads, merely looking up fanart of any character in a game that has ANIMALS... idk how any furry hater or whatever can look at a kid drawing a humanized dog with big ol anime eyes and think they're the problem. When the ones above are literally invading every space known to man.

​@@Vesperad0 is your icon an aranara cyno?? he looks so cutee

FBI INVESTIGATION REVEALS HORSE IS PREGNANT WITH HUMAN

@@Vesperad0 bestiality

everytime i watch this video i giggle at that part like HOW DOES HE KNOW

Both were read by a Danny 😅

I was looking for this comment lol

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

I KNOW I WAS LIKE NO FUCKING WAY BRO

When I read that I thought of both Game Grumps and Markiplier making that reference while playing phasmophobia

But isn't it green apple flavored?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S THE TOASTER IS MARRIED TO!

HOW COULD LAURA DIDN’T KNOW?!!?

DOCTORS HATE HIM? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

HOTDOG TOASTER!

GREGS hate CLICKBAIT for this secret trick! *GUIDE TO BEING LAURAS REPULSIVE HUSBAND*

wait thats cool

Haha!! Me too

that's so interesting, I always assumed they were Japanese candy because Japanese candy is the best, and haribo sounds like a Japanese name. TIL

Huh! That is some good tea. Thank you.

german company names are so funny to me, they’re always so uncreative but also clever (aldi, adidas, audi)

Omg tysm I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

The same is true of the UK's biggest supermarket, British multinational corporation Tesco - who were so big at one point that they had a quarter of the UK's entire GDP flowing through their stores. The name is a combination of the first 3 letters of TE Stockwell (the name of the tea company which the founder used to sell at a small market stall during his teenage years) and the first two letters of his surname COhen. TE S + CO became Tesco.

We will riot in the subreddit until we get what we want

OMG YES. When that tike is a’toddlin we’ll need Danny to be a horse.

Ne hes not​@Alicex3552

He is the most beautiful merman

There’s a button under your comment that says “translate to English” and it just changes the first Dan to “and”. I don’t know why.

Fun fact the name for them is a 'chumbox'.

Sprite. The banana and sprite challenge lol

was gonna say!!🇵🇸 6:55

Literally 😭 like where did religion come to this it’s a cultural thing

@@GachaKelloggz i dont think he knew that

​@GachaKelloggz I think you may be misinterpreting that. It didn't seem like he was poking fun at the kuffiyeh itself but rather the article having a completely unrelated image instead. Also, like the other commenter has already said, he probably didn't know that it was a cultural garment instead of a religious one.

Was looking for this comment🍉🍉

"Do this before bedtime" and it's a photo of a bar of soap that someone took a bite out of 💀

@@ShepfaxYou’re saying no one else does that?

​@@dejus_ehow else would one protext their teeth while they sleep

has it loaded yet buddy..

Uh-oh

just checking in to see if it's loaded yet and if you've lost it.

@@sabrinadootit has and I did

i wouldn't recommend it. danny gonzalez is so repulsive that you will throw up.

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Same! I had to do a double take lol. Pony up ✌️❤️💙

It’s just a link to the full captain America movie lol

Usually it just links to a scam or malware

Puglo Escobar 😩

happens to me every tuesday.. you get used to it :/ /j

What do you even do at that point? Does it just live in your house now? The sound of it scurrying around at night looking in your door or your drawers making little labyrinths in your house. Eventually, it comes out as you're doing something to bring you mice it finds in the walls as an offering, then tells you its name is something like Booboo or maybe even just Randy.

@@dsouthmonster i found a hole in some walls in my home.. i think they live in my walls but they don’t show themselves until st. patrick’s day. at first it was scary, but my mom’s birthday is on st patty’s day so they join in and give her change they find around the house and help me decorate. they’re pretty good dancers too. i j wish i would stop creating them. i get scared there’s not enough room in the walls for them 😪

It’s still strawberry where I’m from

Exactly my thought like interesting choice....

they don’t stand for genocide i guess

came running to the comments for this ^^

​@@maddyocean5948 I don't understand why they would encourage a t3rr0rist state against vulnerable people who were murdered and SA'd, not to mention taken hostage.

Yes! This is important!