guys i said NOT to comment about the toothpaste!!!!!

“i’m kurtisssss, a bisexual girl in high school”

toothpaste on kurtis’ lips: wildly unnoticeable kurtis: hey guys look at the toothpaste on my lips! and absolutely do NOT comment on it and how unnoticeable it was before i pointed it out! thanks

"I'm Kurtis, and I'm a bisexual girl in high school." I sense that I will hear that in an out-of-context compilation soon lol

Seeing Kurtis get frustrated by the same things that pissed me tf off as an 11 yr old is kinda trippy

Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste Kurtis: don`t comment about the toothpaste Everyone: comments about toothpaste

Everyone DO NOT tell Kurtis there’s TOOTHPASTE on his mouth he gets VERY embarrassed when people realize he brushes his teeth

I thought kayla had a gluten allergy and now she's eating donuts?! like can we get some continuity episode? Lmao

Kurtis' level of happiness when he was able to name the child Chris Phucker is what I need in life

Kurtis watching himself making out with himself is something I NEVER thought I would see

Guys, y’all ever notice that the Extra greetings are just for people who are coming back, and not for subscribers? Does this mean non Kurtistown citizens could be smuggling illegal extra greetings? We need to alert Kurtis to this issue guys, this is major.

the disappointment in his eyes when the game changed his clothes lmao

Kurtis referring to himself as "The little man" in third person is the funniest thing ever.

When you overhear the hot new girl telling her alcoholic dad she loves you but you just made out with Cody Simpson.

kurtis has toothpaste on the side of his mouth - comment about it (FREE) - dont comment about it 💎30 sorry, i dont have the money 😔

Fun fact: whenever my brother was younger he was obsessed with eating toothpaste but my mom never let him, so one day he locked her outside just so he could eat toothpaste in front of the window while the oven was on only to make her mad.

"If you liked this video. Just press a button. Any of the buttons." *Presses power button*

Didn’t even notice the paste on his mouth until he said something and now i can’t stop thinking about how i still don’t care and can barely tell

kurtis: ignore the toothpaste around my lips the toothpaste: *non-existent*

Lets all take a moment to appreciate the fact that kurtis almost named his baby “dumb Fuck”

kurtis making out with himself is peak he will never out do this

that “toothpaste” is literally invisible, no one would even notice if he didn’t point it out lmao

That “just go casual” plot twist 💀💀💀💀

I listened exclusively to EDM when I wrote essays in college. I've never felt more seen and then immediately ragged on. Thanks for that Kurtis

Who else is binge watching all the other "episodes" before watching the finale? 😂

Everyone: not noticing the toothpaste around his mouth Kurtis: think about the toothpaste around my mouth

Fun fact: KurtisTown wells are actually KurtisTears and every month the citizens of KurtisTown gather and summon rain by making fun of the toothpaste around our mayor’s mouth.

Episode be like: Your favourite UKpostsr has toothpaste on his mouth do you: A. Tell him about it in the comments 💎 B. Try to lick it off

*"EDM GOT THIS MLA GOING WILD"* PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

Not a single person would've noticed the *[censored]* if he didn't mention it. (I've watched the whole video and still can't find the *[censored]* tbh)

The most uncomfortable I've ever been is watching Kurtis kiss Kurtis while Kurtis watched and said, "I can't with how cute you're being."

6:11 thats such a cute little laugh haha

14:48 I love how the babies are just laid on the table

kurtis: “i know there’s toothpaste around my lips” me: “i DIDNT but now i do”

Kurtis did not play this Episode. With all those diamonds he spent real money on, it’s safe to say that *Episode played him*

I’m so glad Curtis cares so much about his health! You can clearly tell he ate his toothpaste this morning! Loved seeing this while watching him waste his life savings

I was gasping for air when the message from tony didn’t show up and kurtis just sat there in silence looking so confused

I honestly wouldn’t have noticed the toothpaste if he didn’t mention it

Episode: inappropriate language Also episodes: game about teen pregnancy and drugs and literally known for inappropriate shit

Love how they censor cuss words but not all the really obvious and creepy innuendos 😭

9:14 I saw it coming cus I had my experience with this shit app... poor guy

If he didn’t mention the [REDACTED] I wouldn’t have noticed

Kurtis kissing Kurtis isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. Kurtis kissing Kurtis: 8:20

That neck rub expression is the male equivalent of the debby ryan smirk lol

THE CHUCKLE AT 6:10 WAS SO CUTE

imagine: you're the toothpaste around kurtis's mouth

EDM actually stands for essay doing music

hey guys did you see the toothpaste around kurtis’s mouth

*13:23* *BA*

I laughed so hard when he picked casual and she changed into a freaking JcPenny’s back to school fit

kurtis getting upset when the game changed his wedding dress is a mood

10:53 “Bey”: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! My ohshc butt: KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 😩😩😩

4:25 THEY MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR A SHREK REFERENCE

falling in love after one''date'' is lesbian culture tho, they got that right

episode: do something meaningful: 20 diamonds die: free!

You so slayed this episode, Kurtis, I'm not even thinking about the toothpaste

Kurtis. you are so funny. I laughed so hard I could not breath. I start compulsing and seizing, and after a while, I passed out. I was then rushed to the hospital and I am currently in a hospital bed, watching your video with numerous tubes inside of me. I love you kurtis

This is exactly what I needed during quarantine: kurtis being insecure about his toothpaste eating habits

Curtis didn't have enough gems to wipe off the toothpaste

9:35 they meant go casual like. wear a causal dress and the no accessories with gems part was if you wanted to keep the jumpsuit. speaking as an episode veteran.

2:39 this one bit is stuck in my head and now i do it all the time for a bit and my mind BLARES with that music

Is no one gonna mention the fact that the baby’s name would’ve just been “hamburger” if he didn’t change it

kurtis kissing himself is honestly disturbing and a mood

it's always so funny to me when Kurtis goes out of his way to stop a video and point out something that's a bit off about his physical appearance. like pointing out the toothpaste on his face, having bags under his eyes, pretty sure i've also seen a video where he pointed out that one his mustache hairs was sticking up in a really weird direction lol. like it's always something that's not super obvious and i never would've noticed on my own because i'm way more focused on what he's saying and the actual topic of the video, but then he points it out and i can't unsee it for the rest of the video! 💀

Didn’t even notice it until he pointed it out

No one: Leah: I'm not like other girls, I punch the shit out of my car.

hey, there’s toothpaste around your lips. 1. cry [20 diamonds] 2. not notice the comment [free]

He said "press the button, any button" at the end and as soon as he said that I skipped to the next vid🤣

"Hey, hormonal teenagers! Would you like to play a story that's about a school that forces their students to act like a married couple and raise a demon robot child together? No? Well too bad, cause we have a bad boi! And it's *ONLY* a kidney per episode!"

I’m crying at how Kurtis could’ve easily asked Jenna to do the kissing skit with him but instead chose to do it with himself. Absolutely iCONIC

“If Episode was a real thing irl, it would be fun” *randomly looks to the side with hand on chin” *SOMEONE STABBED U, WHAT DO YOU DO??* 1. Call 911 [10,000,000 diamonds] 2. Immediately start peeing your pants [free] “Never mind”

kurtis none of your videos have made me laugh as much as these ones, please do another episode series

When he’s funny, a mayor AND eats toothpaste🤤🤤

Kurtis Conner: CEO of having toothpaste around his mouth Kurtistown: the world center of dental hygiene edit: shit sorry guys didn’t mean to make him cry like chris phucker :(

you so slayed this episode

Not gonna lie I have written several essays to EDM and thats the realest thing ive heard in this video

This is me NOT commenting about the toothpaste. I would never comment when I was specifically asked not to. This is me not doing so.

Why is no one talking about Kurtis kissing himself.

Her last minute change into that casual look had me rollllling

cries in listens to edm to do homework and fall asleep

Okay but Kurtis kissing himself is comedy gold and he needs to get an award.

Episode be like: “Your crush just kissed you, you... A(kissed them back and confess your love or B( marry your dad who is abusive and develop a drug addiction

anyone else notice the toothpaste around his lips at 3:25 !! LOL

Kurtis saying “Maybe there IS a god” after the 22 diamonds perfectly match the equation is so me- coded

Why is there toothpaste around his mouth that’s so weird like imagine using toothpaste

When he’s funny, cute, AND he brushes his teeth 😫👌🏻

I didn’t even notice the toothpaste around kurtis’s mouth until he pointed it out

NO WAY HE BRUSHES HIS TEETH 🤯🤯🤯

That feeling when you're trying to find love but you accidentally die and someone steals your baby

imagine: the toothpaste is a marketing ploy for more user interaction in the comment section

when he eats tooth paste AND has 2 passes 😍😍🤞🤞

There’s toothpaste around your lips 11:02

If Kurtis hadn’t mentioned the “Voldemort” on his lips I literally never would have noticed

Kurtis kissing the air: is this how Danny felt when he spanked air?

the editing in this video is so good I love kurtis putting himself in the episode .. also toothpaste MAWAHAHA

never watched your videos before and this is the best episode play through i’ve ever seen

the aggressive laugh kurtis does after he got away with naming the baby chris phucker gives off classic 90’s bully vibes

i’m definitely not commenting about the toothpaste around his mouth

That baby has been dropped so many times. That's one major concussion

Wait did anyone else notice that there’s toothpaste around his lips