What does an orphan and a homeless person have in common? When you tell them certain jokes, it doesn’t hit home for them

Anyone else hear the”Johnson and Johnson no family-“

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it

What's the difference between an apple and a orphan? The apple gets picked 😭😭😭😂

An orphan taking a selfie is a family portrait.

as an orphan, im telling my pa- ohh

What is it called when to homeless people throws stones on eachother ? Pillowfight

Why are there only 363 days on a Orphan’s calendar? BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE MOTHER’S OR FATHER’S DAY!!

I made a orphan website but it has no home page😏😏😅😅

The giggles from the crowd are so cute 😆

Bro, yall humor is darker than my farming equipment

Me giving the orphan kid an iPhone without a home button

I love these dudes😂😂😂😂😂

The 1st one could have been worded better “Why didn’t the family doctor help Sarah? She was an orphan”

Thats why Orphans can't play Baseball because they will never find Home.

“MIKE MIK-“

why can’t orphans have an iphone,because they can find the home button 🤣

"Dont ask Death for a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions

I went to jail because I told a orphan in GTA why he doesn't have stars, because he's not wanted

I will never forget grandpa’s last words it sounded like « Are you still holding the ladder »😢

not the Johnson and Johnson 💀

the funeral one was wild

I’ll never forget my grandpa’s last words… “are u still holding the ladder”

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page yet

You know what dark humor joke you should do. You should say what's the difference between a computer and america. Answer: America doesn't have troubleshooting.

THAT LAST ONE WAS LIT🔥

I looooove these !

Now that's what I call a Burn

Did you know that every 60 seconds, A homeless person in San Francisco gets st@bbed? Poor Guy

What do you call a blind German? A-not-see

Punch a orphan , and get arrested for assult

We breaking out of the orphanage with this one 👇

The f in orphan stands for family.

What kind of match sticks last an hour?!!

Technically if you burn someone you will eventually burn the nerves and won’t feel anything anymore

What happens to apples that doesnt happen to orphans :They get picked

What starts with m and ends arriage and is a man’s favorite word? Miscarriage, the joke never gets old, just like the baby

why can’t a homeless man play baseball? because he can’t find home

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes there're parents will get mad 😭

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

you know why orphan is good at baseball? they always get home runed

I have majorly fucked up and dark humor but the the first one that was way to dark

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did you call if an orphan kid takes a selfie? Family photo

Guys we gotta stop telling orphan jokes they might tell their parents 😢

The last one is just facts and the second one

Why do orphans have 363 days in a year? Because they have no mother's and fathers day

💪🏻🤪👌🏻 Vladimir Pootin' 🦵🏻🦵🏻💨💨💨💨💨💨

What song does an orphan not understand? Never gonna give you up

Keep up the jokes guys, ur are soo funny!! 🤭💜☘

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is

I saw an orphan go to a family restaurant

These are awesome

But you are breaking the orphans' hearts 💔💔💔

Your humor is not well accepted, But these jokes are creative…

Whats the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer. The other is a watermelon

Orphan bully: haha you look so ugly Me: Bro leave me alone. Orphan bully: you're so dumb, you put makeup on your forehead to makeup your mind! hahahaha. Me: Well, you know, there are 363 days in a year. Orphan bully: bro you are so dumb, there is 365 days in a year. Me: Yeah, but you don't have a father's day or mother's day to celebrate.

whos the one concerned about the jokes lolll

Guys stop it, stop teasing orphans or they will tell their parents on us 😢😢

Why cant an orphan play baseball Why Because he cant run to base

What is the diference of a apple and a orphan anwser: apples get pick

Dark humor

Guys stop making Orphan Jokes they’re parents are gonna be mad

Johnson and Johnson no family

Also here’s another one orphans have 363 days because they’re is no fathers and Mother’s Day

Naw that first one coulda been much better. Why didn’t the doctor help Sarah? Cause family doctors don’t help orphans

Girl: he’s probably cheating on me The boys:

O my...

whats the diff between my dad and cancer my dad didnt beat cancer

Whats the difference to an american and a computor an american doesnt have trouble shooting

Why are orphans bad at English? Because they can’t use Parent thesis

Is the mic even on? Can barely hear them

Damn funny af 😐😐😐😐😐

Me:"Oh yeah?Well you only have 363 days in a year." Orphan kid: "Why that?Are you stupid?" Me:"It's because you don't have a mother's day and a father's day." Orphan kid:☹️-🙁-😐-😵-😡

I didn't get the first one

Hi

NAH

First

Not funny

The fact that my humor is dark