I actually feel a little embarrassed that I've been watching videos from a man without any sex contracts.

This feels like one of those weird dream scenarios that you get just before you wake up.

Joel’s whole fashion sense is “best dressed 3rd grader” and I live for it.

"We are at risk of having sex at *any* moment". Typical problems only Joel could have.

When I heard "Florida" and "farm animals" spoken together I was worried this was going in a Joe Exotic direction. Thankfully it was just a normal, wholesome, legally binding anti-sex contract between friends.

You got some weird friends Joel. You know that?

I love how proudly he reiterates “backal.”

I'm still back at "... farm animals in the most profitable way you can imagine."

plaid shirt on plaid pants. A man of culture and confidence.

I wasn’t expecting the flannel shirt & shorts combo to be the most relatable part

I enjoy the ominous implications of Nick's unspecified farm animal job.

As soon as Nick saw that all-plaid outfit he knew only the long arm of the law could make him resist Joel's raw animal magnetism.

Usually there's some underlying criticism or satirical element to these videos but I'm stumped on this one.

Nick is a weird one. I bet he doesn't even give his parents birthday tickles.

"Looks exchanged shall hereby be uncharged with tension or intimate emotion" The way Nicholas was looking at Joel while he was signing the contract...He had already violated it, hence his disappearance...must've felt so guilty

can't tell if this is a highly sophisticated social commentary or a dream he had once

Inaccurate, the friend wasn't late.

Boy, Joel has some cake.

is this a commentary on how confronting unspoken romantic feelings in any way, even if the intention is to maintain a friendship, is ultimately doomed to destroy the friendship entirely, and friends with unrequited attraction between them can only remain friendly if they never, ever speak of it? that's how i choose to see this based on my own life experience

UKposts suggested your How Women Talk in Old Movies video to me about a week ago and I've been watching a bunch of your videos every day ever since. Every time I think I have a favorite, a new one takes its place. If someone told me today I could only watch one UKposts channel for the rest of my life it would be yours Joel. Looking forward to watching all the ones I haven't seen yet. Thanks for bringing some much needed joy into my life. Hope you're enjoying your van travels!

*Forrest Gump voice* “Life is like a Joel Haver video... you never know what you’re gonna get.”

Frontal and backal? That is a pretty serious contract.

either most of Joel's friends have a really good acting talent, is actor themselves, or Joel is just REALLY good at directing.

Joel i am so glad that at the end of your recent animation you told us to try out some new stuff and ive been checking out all your content now im loving it man

"You say it so plainly" Wait, doesn't everyone have a sex contract? I've signed plenty, that's why my friends don't call me.

The way Nicholas was staring at Joel while he was signing the contract 😆.

That ending, wasn't expecting the shock of a missed opportunity.

There are dark moments in which I forget that Joel has cake. It's nice to be remined.

Dude, your style is drip.

I think he wanted you to tear it up, and take him right there. Oh, and some light farm play

Did you guys notice how the vertical stripes on the shirt aligned so beautifully with the ones on the shorts?! So satisfying. I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. Thank you Joel.

This went a completely different way to what I thought it would

He really didn’t want him to sign that contract…

Love how your printer was clearly running out of ink.

"We are at risk of having sex at any moment." Lol. Perfect. I have been saying this to my hetero guy friends for years and they just stare at me. It gets pretty awkward.

This triggers my fight or flight response

Kind of expected the friend to try and sell him some scheme when he got out his paperwork

Frontal and backal.....I'm so stealing that

Joel, my guy. You now have to rename your couches and chairs to "cake stands" when you sit on them, you know, after seeing your backal area.

"Heavy petting is discouraged" - but not ruled out altogether? Interesting.

I don’t think any of my old friends are doing well enough to be able to match their shirt and shorts. Joel’s doing pretty well for himself

Joel seems to really appreciate plaid pattern. Also I expected an MLM when he pulled out the binder EDIT: that pun is intended

13 years ago at an after graduation party. I wore plaid shorts with a plaid shirt. My friends told me to never do that again and I ended up taking off the plaid over shirt. Joel here has proven that it is a look and it's totally fine. I never should have caved to peer pressure.

Okay check this out I'm really pleased with myself for this one: Old MacDonald had a form

You made the right choice Joel. He looked ready to pounce.

Sounds about right when i meet my school friends.

I'm loving that opening backal shot of the plaid shirt/shorts combo

When someone who wanted to be more than friends sees if they ever had a shot

This Friends reunion looks great

The pride on his friends face as Joel reads the sex contract is priceless

This is my favorite skit, I think about it too often. Thank You

3:31 "I got my keys in my pocket. I'm ready to go right now... unless you sign the contract." Considering he left five minutes _after_ Joel signed the contract _and_ blocked his number, "I'm ready to go right now" might mean something else lol.

Hits home no one really cares or understands what field you go into after school... it's just 'more power to you'

Friendships are too complicated these days.

He has a whole playlist worth of awkward reunions.

"haha no, theres no joke there joel!" was such a great delivery

the soundtracks in these videos always fit perfectly

3:50 lol Joel. Your twists get me every time... Or is that like an untwist? You're next level.

This video had me from "no, no, I'm standing outside - if you're on the right street, you should see me." So realistic, when you're actually trying to find people.

every movie made by this man is an absolute masterpiece and this document Joel made me sign will make sure that I let you know just how much I enjoyed this video as well as all of his other content

This is gonna be me in like 3-4 months. Can't wait.

Love the matching outfit, Joel.

Why tf did it take me this long to find ur channel? Now I'm just running thru ur greatest hits

I know the feeling of meeting someone new , you talk about very big things and you feel you finally found a true friend , but then you dont hear from them like ever ... its very lonely

I don’t suppose you have a copy of that document lying around for redistribution, do ya Joel?

Was really expecting it to be an MLM contract

Your narration always has a very "Raising Arizona" feel to it. Keep up the good work.

"It would've been really easy to just write "No" next to the sex at the top." "YEAH!"

I love Joel Haver and I don't care who knows it.

Thanks for the upload. just laughed my ass off for a solid 4 mins

Nick is the MAN!

This is so new, Something I never seen before. Thanks Joel.

damn adulting is getting harder these days. thanks for shedding light to these things to those who are just getting into the age range

The only thing more impressive than Joel's improv and creating an animation style is how much plaid he has in his wardrobe (and how he just rocks it!).

This is great. This is great. And that second shot!! Very aesthetically pleasing

Looking forward to the alternative ending: He refuses to sign and they pork.

4:01 you can see it here, the reasoning he actually wanted him to NOT sign the contract.

The first minute was giving off a feeling so familiar that forgotten memories started flooding my head. Damn you, Joel!

Somewhere in Scotland, two fueding clans have finally agreed to a truce after seeing Joel's outfit and how well that shirt and shorts combo went together.

You always come up with some original sauce for us to dip in, my friend. Cheers to you and your amazing friends 🤙

The act's up Joel, I'm reporting this video for full backal nudity

this was a bit strange, thank you

He was just sad because he couldn't get birthday tickles anymore. Stole all his birthday dreams for forever.

I freaking love these original ideas, man. It's refreshing to watch some funny content that's not a clone of something else.

Got a "Friends the reunion" ad before this, they know how to target audience

i can never know how these short films are going to end

I love this skit, the camera quality and angles and everything just looked so sick!! I’ve recently been binging skits on this channel and the quality has definitely improved. Keep up the great work, Joel and friends!! :))

You know that weird nostalgia feeling you have from looking at liminal spaces? Joel's videos give me that

I was gonna say "from the first few seconds, this is so accurate", but then uhhh...

We all know the reason Nicholas left after 5 minutes was how disappointed Joel looked at signing the contract and the obvious sexual tension that was coming to the surface after 15 years of denying it.

This is the most relatable content i've ever seen online, I hate situation's like this and how often they seem to occur

This is the absolute /best/ short film yet from you! It caused a verifiable belly laugh which provoked a response from my wife. Keep up the good work my /not/ friend.

Your writing is great. I don't know how do you come up with the awkward situations lol

The plaid shirt and shorts combination let’s us know that Joel is doing “pretty good”

honestly the double plaid got me

this channel baffels me more with each new video

Leaving out the “No” at the top is how my wife got me to sign mine. I can relate...

And from that day forward, Nick and Joel remained the best of friends! Never speaking, never seeing one another, and most importantly... Not having sex.

Wait, not even light touching between friends? I'mma need you to amend that contract, bro.

Excellent. Good acting from both!