them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp

About the ragdoll lore: The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes

THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME! She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol

Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀

there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"

Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding

i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying

As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol

Yeah her ragdoll son Marcelinho was recently kidnapped. Her husband Marcelo is just speechless and hasn't eaten much since their baby was taken :(

I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move

When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”

Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain

Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.

About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story

I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.

9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.

Just FYI - Objectophilia isn't a sexuality, it's a paraphilia. Paraphilias are defined as the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. The line between just having a fetish (which is most of the time relatively harmless) and actually having a paraphilia (which can be quite harmful to the individual themselves or to others around them) is hard to pin down sometimes. But paraphilias are a lot closer to a fetish than they are to a sexuality.

kurtis: its so hard to find love! also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years

Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like UKposts. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.

Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her

This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it

when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her

I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂

the fact that he looks just like him is killing me

I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.

Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much? EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!

“Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!

I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.

CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏

The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic

7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇

Turns out Marcelo wasn’t so faithful 😮 he supposedly cheated on her😅 this year there was an article on it💀

Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying

It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship

At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit

Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine” The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo. I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)

She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart. She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!* She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it. She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance. -> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine." While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!" She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner. About the comments she receives: "Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream. But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."* I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects. She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'. She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends. She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun. * These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received. * She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner. Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.

new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!

Kurtis recently showed up to my school, he then proceeded to kick my friend in the head she fell down then he jumped on top of her and started twerking on top of her while yelling “I AM A QUIRKY RAGDOLL” he then stole my lunch then fought my theater teacher. So great to meet my favorite UKpostsr in person 😊(NOT clickbait NOT fake)

Dude the way she called him lazy when he is literally disabled 😭 Sexism and toxic masculinity even affects male ragdolls man

As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm

This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life

9:30 that’s where the mailman came into their life

I have done a childbirth & cried laughing at the rag doll baby’s weird birth sack cuz that is not a thing 😭 that would’ve been her whole uterus

Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.

is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think

of course he didni have a best man, he had a best mannequin

I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine” It’s so unhinged I love it

My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.

1:27 the how to build a better boy erasure in this video is unacceptable

thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius

Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly

Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!! The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho. So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos

Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.

Kurtis always makes me feel better (: one of the best youtubers I've ever watched and I stand by that

Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!

"I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him

13:46 that ball scratch tho

The way he's randomly so respectful to Marcelo 😭🤚

Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.

She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows

Omg I’m so proud of kurtis for hitting 4million people, it was great to live with a shiner for a bit 🥰

His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂

Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.

Happy 4M subs Kurtis! I found this channel in middle school, now I'm a junior in HS. Your humor is completely timeless & you deserve this 10000 times over.

You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness

Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀

“Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26

The amount of times I’ve seen kurtis almost make love to himself in his skits is beyond count

7:08 ive clipped this part and copied link and titled it serotonin to watch when im sad and it makes me smile every time

The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta

Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me" Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*

this is definitely one of my fave Kurtis videos

Congrats on the wedding KC

one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him

This is probably a stupid video to say it but Kurtis has really come into his own content wise the past year. His skits/jokes were always funny but he seems much more comfortable or less awkward in the delivery. Congrats on 4mill babygirl

Hey, fun fact! The -inho in portuguese is a noun suffix that represents "tiny" or "small". Meaning Marcelinho, the baby's name, literally means "little Marcelo". It's the equivalent of calling him Marcelo Jr

Curt popped off in this video, seriously the funniest stuff I've ever seen from him, I'm so proud ❤️ our boy is peaking

Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)

Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!

Can I just put out there how much I love Kurtis’s skits they’re so great on every level

time for my weekly rewatch of this video

Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you” Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy! Husband: *Flops over*

A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.

okay. hear me out, here's an early prediction. the mom passive aggressively made her daughter the "perfect husband" because she's salty that her daughter isn't married yet and so the daughter just really leaned into the "joke" and refuses to give up on the bit.

congratulations on your 4 million, kurtis!!

That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family

Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story. Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.

Congrats on the milestone Kurtis! Please consider editing in the entirety of blood related in the video. I think it would be hilarious!

8:35 this bit killed me

Marcelo sounds like the perfect stay at home husband so many manners i bet they never get noise complaints

i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation

Kurtis you should definitely do a video on the moulin rouge. Literally my favorite movie growing up and it's interesting.... To say the least

I’ve been looking into this story because I was so interested when I saw it on foos gone wild months back because I couldn’t find anything!! Thank you lol

Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this

11:00 im sure SOME baby sounds are recorded from actual babies. but there's also fully grown adults who can do good imitations. such as tara strong, who played the littlest baby in rugrats.

this is the spin-off of that victorious episode where they pretend rex dies and then bring him back to life

i love this cause me and that doll share a name and it always catches me off guard hearing Kurtis say my name

I like the fabric noises when the ragdoll husband is talking. Top quality sound design

Dang, Marcelo couldn't even stand next to his wife while she gave birth, he just sat there. Unbelievable